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LJ Daily Answers: 16+1 June 2014
1. You just won Johnny Depp in a poker game, and in return he's going to mack on your sister. What movie are you in?
(Strangely, Edward Scissorhands got more votes than all the Pirates movies combined. -CV)
"How did you get hold of my sister's fanfic?" - mark_laura
"I didn't even know I had a sister. So it must be Return of the Jedi." - cmzero
(He played one of the Ewoks. -CV)
"Was it strip poker because...I'll be in my bunk." - tinamachina
"Little Mister Marker." - jamoche
"Pirates of the Caribbean V: The Search for Plot." - grapefruitzzz
"Johnny's next role will be as Hamper Man, since everything he wears look like laundry leftovers." - therealchon
"The movie where my sister suddenly turns up dead. I wonder how that happened." - bellapalmera
"I've now got '500 miles' (the annoying song of that title) stuck in my head. Not even Teh!Pritty of Johnny Depp can make up for that. Damn you, mods!" - germankitty
(Tee hee hee... -AL&CV&LL)
Correct Answer: "Benny and Joon"
2. What US state capital was previously known as Harrisburg, Pilzburg, and Rockwell?
"didn't R.E.M. have a song warning us not to go back there?" - jamoche
"New Amsterdam" - akiyasan, zihuatanejo
"as a Canadian, with 50 to guess from, uhhhh Salt lake city is a capitol right?" - kira_snugz
(We missed you, kira_snugs. Never change. -CV)
"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" - alfvaen
(I said US, not Wales. -CV)
"Schizophrenic City. It's just outside of town." - n5iln
"Home of the Pilzbury Doughboy." - wrestlingdog
"Paragon City." - cmzero
(Stop making me cry. -1. -CV)
"Heads we name it Rhode Island, tails we name it Cacapoopoopeepeeshire." - lots42
"Something to do with Harrison Ford, something to do with beer and then something to do with paintings. So, Cleveland?" - grapefruitzzz
"Wait, wait, wait, I know this one....Shoot, juneau it's right on the tip of my tongue....." - tweeti, stagemanager, drbear
(*rimshot* -CV)
Correct Answer: Juneau
3. Fun with lyrics! Name the song and the band:
She's the wildest hon in the wild kingdom
She's the wildest thang to float down
Well there's alligators and razorbacks,
But I don't care, I like to go down tubin' with you
"Is that dirty? Sounds dirty." - primavera
(Well, I'm not sure about...)
"Huh huh, you said 'go down'." - thepikey, zihuatanejo
(...oh, yeah, I guess it was dirty. Go figure. -CV)
"Honestly, I return to the Quiz after life-saving surgery and you're still doing 'Fun with lyrics'. Lyrics aren't fun. I'm making a legit complaint by making you feeling guilty. I'll now end on a short, dirty joke.
Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!" - lots42
"If you go tubing on a river with gators, you'd better have a kevlar inner tube. (Do they MAKE Kevlar inner tubes?)" - lbmango
"Tubin' down into an alligator sounds like a really bad euphemism. Vagina Dentia?" - akiyasan
"'Datin' Your Sistah' by the whole state of Arkansas." - therealchon
"Love Theme From Crocodile Dundee" - cmzero
"This makes me think that Minnie Mouse is on the Jungle Safari Cruise ride, but I'm supposed to say something about Sting, right?" - kagomeshuko
"It's always Sting, except when it's not...so I'm going to go with Coldplay and some song written before the 'decoupling' with Gwyneth Paltrow." - nitasee
"The original lyrics to REM's 'Nightswimming.'" - tinamachina
(That's two REM answers in one quiz. Is REM the new Sting? -CV)
"I read that as wildest thong. So this song is about Jane after Tarzan gets his hands on her right?" - kira_snugz
"I'm not sure, but I bet the group that sang it was the Bomb!!" - tweeti
(In the absence of i_calql8, tweeti is stepping up as Deliverer of Puns. -CV)
Correct Answer: "Junebug" by the B-52s
4. The founder of Samsung Group also was the first publisher of which Korean newspaper?
"The Seoul of our Nation" - akiyasan
"My knowledge of Korea begins and ends with M*A*S*H, Psy and whatever nutball is leading North Korea this week." - freezer
"Psy is the only Korean I know by name. So you know what's coming next..." - zihuatanejo
(You called it:)
"The Gangnam Herald. Oppan oppan read all about it." - bellapalmera
"The Gagnam Style Sheet" - thepikey
"Wupwup Newsy Style" - grapefruitzzz
"Gungnam Inquirer." - nitasee
"Gangnam Style Fashion for Men" - germankitty
"Kim Jong-Pravda" - alfvaen
"제일아주누나" - tweeti, cmzero
(I can't read your crazy moon language! -CV)
"The Apple Copycat" - drbear
Correct Answer: JoongAng Ilbo
5. What actress played the motherly role in both "Lassie" and "Lost in Space"?
"This is just a set up for your mom jokes isn't it?" - kira_snugz
"You showed admirable restraint not using the word 'bitchy' in that question. Stay classy, LJDQ" - mark_laura
"Based on the theme. June Cleaver? Wait. She wasn't an actress." - lbmango
"Lassie is lost in space? What is it Timmy? Lassie is down the well? Lassie is drowning? Lassie is lost in space?!!! We better go help her!!!" - kagomeshuko
"Kim Kardashian" - akiyasan
"Angela Lansbury." - nitasee
"Billy Mumy." - primavera
(That's just mean. +1. -CV)
"June Lockhart; who, like Lassie, was also played by a series of males." - freezer
(Are you sure you're not thinking of Bea Arthur? -CV)
"'Lost in Space' is the most unnecessarily sexist film in modern times. The men have all the plot and the two scientist women get to mop the outside of the ship with space-brooms. Also Matt Le Blanc 'stars' in it" - grapefruitzzz
"If they ever do a remake it should be Lena Headey. She plays such kind, loving mothers." - zihuatanejo
Correct Answer: June Lockhart
"Hey, don't forget June Lockhart as the mom on Petticoat Junction! Rrrrrowwwr" - drbear
(...and he'll be in his bunk for a few. -CV)
6. What are your plans for the summer?
"Too many to summerize here." - alfvaen
(I see what you did there. -CV)
"Get as drunk as I can, and drive as fast as I can, with as many people in the car as I can, in front of as many cops as I can, on July 4. Leaving my options open after that." - therealchon
"World Cup, bitches! I am heading out the door momentarily, one of my very last things to do was to play the quiz. See ya!" - mark_laura
"Tour of Central Europe in early July!" - tinamachina
"Going to Scotland, retracing (in part) my honeymoon from 33 years ago. Yes, with the same guy. :)" - germankitty
(Oooh! I'm having a tour of Scotland in early July! -CV)
"Finishing up my thesis and then FUCK ALL" - wrestlingdog
"Figuring out how to make gin flavored pudding for the LJDQ mods." - kagomeshuko
(Party at kagomeshuko's house! -CV)
"Where we're going we don't need plans" - zihuatanejo
(+1, Back to the Future. -CV)
"Drink a bunch of beer on patios. Sit on a bunch of beaches. Go rent in a cabin in the woods. All three at (roughly) the same time, if possible. Either that, or take grampa's advice: 'Fuck a lot of women, Dwayne. Not just one woman. A lot of women.'" - jargon
"I plan on infiltrating a mental health facility and freeing a patient. Anybody know a good source for smoke bombs? The ones on Amazon just plain SUCK." - thepikey
(Any particular patient, or just one at random? -CV)
"Work, drink, get bored, seduce colleague, regret it, have angsty text conversations with a friend about it while her mother-in-law is making us tea, swim in 15C water, seduce different colleague and accidentally leave laptop disco on until 4am, regret that a lot, worry, eat ice-cream. Same as last summer, really." - grapefruitzzz
(That was... oddly specific. -CV)
"Busting my ass at work. Which is better than my plans for the spring, which were 'busting my ass LOOKING for work.'" - cmzero
"Recover from life saving surgery! Bam! GUILT! (Seriously, everything's going to be FINE. I just need to take it easy)." - lots42
(Glad to see that the life-saving surgery did its life-saving thing. Rest up. Lucky for you the LJDQ is low intensity, low stress- the perfect activity for recuperation! -CV)
And there you have it. Half way through the half way month, and the quiz is going strong! Well, as strong as possible. Good to see everyone here, thanks for playing, enjoy your summer (or your air conditioning), and tune in soon for more quiz!
Rock On!
AL&CV&LL