I need a day job so badly it hurts

[lizzypan]

I responded to this ad out of pure insanity. I may also have lied about past experiences and used erm... underhanded methods to persuade the manager.

Should I be worried, guys? I mean, I do do a lot of cleaning in Chueca, and I'm fairly good at it. I even know how to get semen off the bottom of the toilet seats! Not to mention gum that gets under

Comments

he's typing through tearrssssssssssssssssss

[loves_pasta]

of course youll get the job becasise yourwe smart and you can clean really well and your poliute, youll get it for sure and

can i come over lizzy, please i need... fratello wont understand and my keyboards really wet and i dont know whtat im typing right now its all blury please

do I need to bring a weapon?

[lizzypan]

...W-what happened? Oh baby come over right now as quick as you can, I'll help you heal. Don't even respond, just come. ;____;

And don't worry, I just bought a new litre of strawberry ice cream.

OOC

[flurryofbullets]

I don't believe Elizaveta has ever met Vash, blasphemy! Such a thing should be rememdied, especially if she starts working for Roderich. The strain of relationships, ohohoh they will be in full bloom.

Re: OOC

[lizzypan]

Ohohohoho~ ;D Getting someone's housekeeper on your bad side could result in some 'strange' messages, you know~