I need a day job so badly it hurts
I responded to this ad out of pure insanity. I may also have lied about past experiences and used erm... underhanded methods to persuade the manager.
Should I be worried, guys? I mean, I do do a lot of cleaning in Chueca, and I'm fairly good at it. I even know how to get semen off the bottom of the toilet seats! Not to mention gum that gets under tables, even though I'm fairly sure Mr. Edelstein doesn't have any of those. He's actually quite good-looking, if not a little stiff.
If this job goes well, then I can start reducing my hours at Chueca until I won't have to work all night every night anymore, which will be good. Sure, I'll miss the poor gay drunks there but "Housekeeper" sounds much better than "Cleaner at a gay bar", doesn't it? I'm also tired of getting nail polish thrown at me at 2 in the morning.
...Help me. ;____;
[ooc: strikes = deleted. I really need to verify who Lizzy knows beforehand and who doesn't. T___T Comment so we can decide? Also, threading ideas here!]