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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, patriciasings (-5000 points). Last month I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5005 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
lizziek1017
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