You know how when you're a teenager, your mother nags you on and on about the simplest, most pointless things? And you inevitably end up rolling your eyes, and thinking, I know, already, and wondering why she thinks she needs to repeat the most basic instruction over and over? Like you could ever forget! Like you don't have two brain cells to ( Read more... )

Two new things I just learned:

Kelli McCarty, who played Beth on the former soap Passions, was Miss American in 1991. Cool, huh?

Now that Passions has been canceled, she's apparently following her other career aspiration: porn. Yup. Her new hard-core porn movie is coming out this month. Hand to GodNot to be all skeeved out, but girl acted ( Read more... )