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Ok, as happy as I am that 16 pandas were born in China
in October of last year; seeing the million bazillion pictures of they're crappy
facility fwd to me in my e-mail box over and over again, eclipses the cuteness of ALL the baby pandas.
Okay look here, they just pile them on this tile floor and let them roam
around and bonk into things. What about that little guy sitting next to the big
blue oxygen tank thing? That thing tips over and falls on him, you got a monotone pancake there.
How the hell do they even tell them apart? Look,
that big fat one is even turning to cannibalism.
I can't even think of WHERE to start with this one!
Why do they have half of them roaming out of the pen?!
And WHY is the pen made out of wood with bars? They could get
they're legs stuck in there and break them!
And wood is UNSANATARY because it's porous! It’ll soak up any urine or blood that spills. And I’m sure varnish is GREAT for baby pandas, since all they’re BAMBOO IS VARNESHED OUT IN THE WILD.
Where are the puddle pads? I KNOW they're not that clean!
And there is that panda again, playing with that giant oxygen tank. Please tank, tip
over on me! Squash me flat and get me out of this facility!
Lets take a look under the desk, its the Geek Squad panda! Watch as he plays
with the electronics of a computer! Will he get electricuted? Who knows?
The guy is also totally absorbed in the panda he's holding, he's about to roll
back over that other panda UNDERNEETH THE WHEEL OF HIS CHAIR.
Last but defiantly not least:
WHY ARE THEY TUPPARWARING PANDAS?
I'm sorry are sanitary metal tables
OUT and Tupperware organizing bins IN?
Is this how they plan to keep track of them instead of leaving them on a
pile on the floor? They're going to stack them?
And is this they're GREAT measuring device??
A tattered plastic yellow child’s ruler that doesn’t measure past
six inches? How many pandas have chewed on that decrepit thing?
More Tupperwaring of the panda.
I dunno, I don’t mean to disrespect China and they’re wonderful panda breeding project, but I’m glad Tai Shan is staying in the states for the first two years of his life rather then going to the Tupperware-baby-panda-club over in China.
Edit: Sadness becomes me when I realize the tupperwared panda (JUST) is none other then our own Tai Shan. *sigh*
in October of last year; seeing the million bazillion pictures of they're crappy
facility fwd to me in my e-mail box over and over again, eclipses the cuteness of ALL the baby pandas.
Okay look here, they just pile them on this tile floor and let them roam
around and bonk into things. What about that little guy sitting next to the big
blue oxygen tank thing? That thing tips over and falls on him, you got a monotone pancake there.
How the hell do they even tell them apart? Look,
that big fat one is even turning to cannibalism.
I can't even think of WHERE to start with this one!
Why do they have half of them roaming out of the pen?!
And WHY is the pen made out of wood with bars? They could get
they're legs stuck in there and break them!
And wood is UNSANATARY because it's porous! It’ll soak up any urine or blood that spills. And I’m sure varnish is GREAT for baby pandas, since all they’re BAMBOO IS VARNESHED OUT IN THE WILD.
Where are the puddle pads? I KNOW they're not that clean!
And there is that panda again, playing with that giant oxygen tank. Please tank, tip
over on me! Squash me flat and get me out of this facility!
Lets take a look under the desk, its the Geek Squad panda! Watch as he plays
with the electronics of a computer! Will he get electricuted? Who knows?
The guy is also totally absorbed in the panda he's holding, he's about to roll
back over that other panda UNDERNEETH THE WHEEL OF HIS CHAIR.
Last but defiantly not least:
WHY ARE THEY TUPPARWARING PANDAS?
I'm sorry are sanitary metal tables
OUT and Tupperware organizing bins IN?
Is this how they plan to keep track of them instead of leaving them on a
pile on the floor? They're going to stack them?
And is this they're GREAT measuring device??
A tattered plastic yellow child’s ruler that doesn’t measure past
six inches? How many pandas have chewed on that decrepit thing?
More Tupperwaring of the panda.
I dunno, I don’t mean to disrespect China and they’re wonderful panda breeding project, but I’m glad Tai Shan is staying in the states for the first two years of his life rather then going to the Tupperware-baby-panda-club over in China.
Edit: Sadness becomes me when I realize the tupperwared panda (JUST) is none other then our own Tai Shan. *sigh*