Hey cottonmanifesto!

Why I Need More Porn!! And kilts! And flower-pointers! Ring-bearing Rotties! Spike giving me away! An honour guard of dot_pet_snark members with swords and llamas, all rolling on their backs as we say "I DO!"

it's all your fault. you ate my brain.

(for the 190-odd people on my friends list who have no idea what I'm on about - sorry. You had to be