Stop It, Stop it, You're being Too Silly!
Okay, I'm at skip=120 on my filtered f'list and I'm giving up! Sorry, if there's anything important I missed before April Fools, let me know.
Before continuing, as an apology(?) for not posting yesterday and thus failing to add to the insanity that ate your f'list yesterday. (mine included a fic posted upside down, kazbaby renouncing Ben Browder, computer_boy renouncing LJ (!), five fake defriendings and seven attempts at Rickrolling.)
Oh, and the following meme, which I belatedly share:
Dear entropy_house
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in your closet and I saw you ignore my father. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I'm open. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your eggplant fetishism.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
lizamanynames
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your LJ).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - our romance is over
Red - our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - you're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - your nostrils are insulting
Brown - the mafia wants you
No shirt - you're a loser
Other - I'm inlove with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - that night
February - last year
March - when your dwarf bit me
April - when I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - when you put cuffs on me
July - when I threw up
August - when I saw the shrunken head
September - when we skinny dipped
October - when I quoted Santa
November - when your dog ran amok
December - when I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - in your apartment
Pizza - in your camping car
Pasta - outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - under the bus
Salad - as you ate enchilada
Chicken - in your closet
Kebab - with Paris Hilton
Fish - in women's clothing
Sandwiches - at the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - at the mental hospital
Hot dog - under a state of trance
Other - with George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - hit on
Red - insult
Black - ignore
Blue - knock out
Purple - pour syrup on
White - carve your initials into
Grey - pull the clothes off
Brown - put leeches on
Orange - castrate
Pink - pull the toupee off
Barefoot - sit at
Other - drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - my best friend
White - my father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - my fart balloon
Purple - my mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - my avocado plant
Yellow - my penpal in Ghana
Orange - my Kid Rock-collection
Pink - manchester United's goalkeeper
None - my John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - the crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - emotional
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - frostbitten
Lost - high
House - scarred
Simpsons - cowardly
The news - mongolic
Idol - masochistic
Family Guy - senile
Top Model - middle-class
Other - ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - how awful I've felt
Sad - how boring you are
Bored - that Santa doesn't exist
Angry - that your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - that there is no solution to this.
Nervous - the middle-east
Worried - that your Honda sucks
Apathetic - that I did a sex-change
Ashamed - that I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - that I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - that I'm open
Other - that Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - your ring
Yellow - your love letters
Red - your Darth Vader-poster
Black - your tame stone
Blue - the couch cushions
Green - the pictures from LA
Orange - your false teeth
Brown - your contact book
Grey - our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - your old lottery coupons
Pink - the cut toenails
Other - your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - your photo
C/D - the oil stocks
E/F - your neighbour Martin
G/H - my virginity
I/J - the results of your blood-sample
K/L - your left ear
M/N - your suicide note
O/P - my common sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - your collection of butterflies
U/V - your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - always will remember
C/D - never will forget
E/F - always wanted to break
G/H - never openly mocked
I/J - always have felt dirty before
K/L - will tell the authorities about
M/N - told in my confession today about
O/P - was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - told my psychiatrist about
S/T - get sick when I think of
U/V - always will try to forget
W/X - am better off without
Y/Z - never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- our friendship
Beer - senility
Soft drink - a new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - the apartment building
Wine - cocaine abuse
Cider - a passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - to ruin the second world war
Other - to hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Well, I'm amused, anyway.
On to something resembling a real post: my apologies to everyone who's been waiting for me to get back to them about anything, but I still haven't checked my e-mail. I've been mostly online when I'm at work, and I'm unable to access my e-mail at work, legitimately or otherwise. And when I've been at home, I've been otherwise running around doing real-life-y stuff, or burned out from having spent the last 7.5 hours at a computer.
So what have I been doing? Well the highlight reel goes as follows:
Thursday was spent mostly hanging out with lhaluk and shy_girl81. They took us out to eat and we went to Value Village where lovely shy_girl81 bought me two pairs of earrings and a GIANT PLUSHIE PIKACHU!! EEEE! mike_mccall and lhaluk hung out at the bookstore next door where he found copies of the first two Lensmen books! So we went back the next day to snag those, and a couple extra copies of Friday to lend to people wanting a crash course in the feel of the Phoenix Agenda setting. Anyway. After shopping, we all went back to our place for Singstar - sooooooooooo much fun.
Went to a job fair on uh, Monday I think? Anyway had a couple really promising encounters there, gave away some resumes, and have a very good feeling about both the Leader Post and Staples. Oh but before that Mother-in-Law took me out shopping and spent far too much money on me at AdditionElle. BUT! I know have JEANS THAT FIT! MORE THAN ONE PAIR! AND CAPRIS! EEEEEEEEE!
And yesterday I got my required assignment and three out of my four optional assignments finished for remixthedrabble - god I'd forgotten how good it felt to meet a deadline. Also how much I loved ficcing. I'm getting back into that in earnest, dammit. I have a filter set up on lady_smith for prompts now, and when I'm having a slow day at work I'm just going to dive in and go. Forget shit I'm "supposed" to be writing - I'll do that at home when I can.
But oh shit, my shift ended four minutes ago, so tah tah I love you all, kiss kiss.
"They cut the hardline, get OUT!"
-Tank, The Matrix
Before continuing, as an apology(?) for not posting yesterday and thus failing to add to the insanity that ate your f'list yesterday. (mine included a fic posted upside down, kazbaby renouncing Ben Browder, computer_boy renouncing LJ (!), five fake defriendings and seven attempts at Rickrolling.)
Oh, and the following meme, which I belatedly share:
Dear entropy_house
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in your closet and I saw you ignore my father. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I'm open. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your eggplant fetishism.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
lizamanynames
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your LJ).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - our romance is over
Red - our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - you're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - your nostrils are insulting
Brown - the mafia wants you
No shirt - you're a loser
Other - I'm inlove with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - that night
February - last year
March - when your dwarf bit me
April - when I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - when you put cuffs on me
July - when I threw up
August - when I saw the shrunken head
September - when we skinny dipped
October - when I quoted Santa
November - when your dog ran amok
December - when I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - in your apartment
Pizza - in your camping car
Pasta - outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - under the bus
Salad - as you ate enchilada
Chicken - in your closet
Kebab - with Paris Hilton
Fish - in women's clothing
Sandwiches - at the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - at the mental hospital
Hot dog - under a state of trance
Other - with George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - hit on
Red - insult
Black - ignore
Blue - knock out
Purple - pour syrup on
White - carve your initials into
Grey - pull the clothes off
Brown - put leeches on
Orange - castrate
Pink - pull the toupee off
Barefoot - sit at
Other - drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - my best friend
White - my father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - my fart balloon
Purple - my mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - my avocado plant
Yellow - my penpal in Ghana
Orange - my Kid Rock-collection
Pink - manchester United's goalkeeper
None - my John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - the crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - emotional
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - frostbitten
Lost - high
House - scarred
Simpsons - cowardly
The news - mongolic
Idol - masochistic
Family Guy - senile
Top Model - middle-class
Other - ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - how awful I've felt
Sad - how boring you are
Bored - that Santa doesn't exist
Angry - that your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - that there is no solution to this.
Nervous - the middle-east
Worried - that your Honda sucks
Apathetic - that I did a sex-change
Ashamed - that I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - that I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - that I'm open
Other - that Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - your ring
Yellow - your love letters
Red - your Darth Vader-poster
Black - your tame stone
Blue - the couch cushions
Green - the pictures from LA
Orange - your false teeth
Brown - your contact book
Grey - our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - your old lottery coupons
Pink - the cut toenails
Other - your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - your photo
C/D - the oil stocks
E/F - your neighbour Martin
G/H - my virginity
I/J - the results of your blood-sample
K/L - your left ear
M/N - your suicide note
O/P - my common sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - your collection of butterflies
U/V - your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - always will remember
C/D - never will forget
E/F - always wanted to break
G/H - never openly mocked
I/J - always have felt dirty before
K/L - will tell the authorities about
M/N - told in my confession today about
O/P - was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - told my psychiatrist about
S/T - get sick when I think of
U/V - always will try to forget
W/X - am better off without
Y/Z - never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- our friendship
Beer - senility
Soft drink - a new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - the apartment building
Wine - cocaine abuse
Cider - a passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - to ruin the second world war
Other - to hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Well, I'm amused, anyway.
On to something resembling a real post: my apologies to everyone who's been waiting for me to get back to them about anything, but I still haven't checked my e-mail. I've been mostly online when I'm at work, and I'm unable to access my e-mail at work, legitimately or otherwise. And when I've been at home, I've been otherwise running around doing real-life-y stuff, or burned out from having spent the last 7.5 hours at a computer.
So what have I been doing? Well the highlight reel goes as follows:
Thursday was spent mostly hanging out with lhaluk and shy_girl81. They took us out to eat and we went to Value Village where lovely shy_girl81 bought me two pairs of earrings and a GIANT PLUSHIE PIKACHU!! EEEE! mike_mccall and lhaluk hung out at the bookstore next door where he found copies of the first two Lensmen books! So we went back the next day to snag those, and a couple extra copies of Friday to lend to people wanting a crash course in the feel of the Phoenix Agenda setting. Anyway. After shopping, we all went back to our place for Singstar - sooooooooooo much fun.
Went to a job fair on uh, Monday I think? Anyway had a couple really promising encounters there, gave away some resumes, and have a very good feeling about both the Leader Post and Staples. Oh but before that Mother-in-Law took me out shopping and spent far too much money on me at AdditionElle. BUT! I know have JEANS THAT FIT! MORE THAN ONE PAIR! AND CAPRIS! EEEEEEEEE!
And yesterday I got my required assignment and three out of my four optional assignments finished for remixthedrabble - god I'd forgotten how good it felt to meet a deadline. Also how much I loved ficcing. I'm getting back into that in earnest, dammit. I have a filter set up on lady_smith for prompts now, and when I'm having a slow day at work I'm just going to dive in and go. Forget shit I'm "supposed" to be writing - I'll do that at home when I can.
But oh shit, my shift ended four minutes ago, so tah tah I love you all, kiss kiss.
"They cut the hardline, get OUT!"
-Tank, The Matrix