Drabble : Fog & Mirrors
Title: Drabble: Fog and Mirrors
Pairing: Calzone (Meximelt mentions)
Rating: PG
Summary: ...I don't even know lol...
a/n: Oh yes, there will be crack. It usually always happens during an IM conversation with serenitymeimei. So really, you could blame her... but I'll take at least half of the blame :D.
Standard disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
I've seen them dancin', to hell with romancin', she's sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette'>
The incessant blare of her cell phone tore Callie not only from a deep and peaceful slumber but, because of it's location across the room, the arms of her very naked girlfriend. Needless to say the caller on the other end of the line did not get a pleasant greeting.
"What!?" Callie hissed into the mouthpiece, eyes still shut.
A pause that caused Callie to glare at the screen with one barely opened eye momentarily, ensuring that the connection was there, before bringing the phone back to her ear.
"Mark, this better be good, I officially do not care if Little Grey will not move in with you, stop being a bitch."
"Dr. um... Dr. Torres?"
Callie blinked.
"Lit...Lexie?" Callie cleared her throat. "What can I uh," she cringed inwardly. "What can I do for you?"
The brunette heard the intern take a deep breath and braced herself for what was guaranteed to be the signature Grey's ramble of doom.
"Mark and I made up and then we had really great sex and then, wow you so didn't need to know that, sorry, but it was really great and now he's asleep... I think."
"You think?"
"Well, he's quiet."
"Quiet."
Another pause.
"You know, he's not usually quiet when he sleeps...afterward."
Callie cringed again, glancing over her shoulder at her still very naked, but not still sleeping girlfriend.
"Look, you're a doctor, I'm sure you can gather whether or not he's breathing. If all else fails, use a mirror under his nose. Works like a charm." Callie said, watching with now wide eyes as Arizona sat up on her elbows with a seductive gaze. "Seriously, he's your problem now."
The blonde reached up and took Callie's phone, tossing it as she'd done so the previously in the night, before smirking and bringing her hand back up to Callie's head.
"No more calls, Calliope." Arizona laced her fingers through raven curls and tugged just hard enough to elicit a moan from Callie. "and this time, I mean it."
"Yes ma'am." she breathed.
Pairing: Calzone (Meximelt mentions)
Rating: PG
Summary: ...I don't even know lol...
a/n: Oh yes, there will be crack. It usually always happens during an IM conversation with serenitymeimei. So really, you could blame her... but I'll take at least half of the blame :D.
Standard disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
I've seen them dancin', to hell with romancin', she's sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette'>
The incessant blare of her cell phone tore Callie not only from a deep and peaceful slumber but, because of it's location across the room, the arms of her very naked girlfriend. Needless to say the caller on the other end of the line did not get a pleasant greeting.
"What!?" Callie hissed into the mouthpiece, eyes still shut.
A pause that caused Callie to glare at the screen with one barely opened eye momentarily, ensuring that the connection was there, before bringing the phone back to her ear.
"Mark, this better be good, I officially do not care if Little Grey will not move in with you, stop being a bitch."
"Dr. um... Dr. Torres?"
Callie blinked.
"Lit...Lexie?" Callie cleared her throat. "What can I uh," she cringed inwardly. "What can I do for you?"
The brunette heard the intern take a deep breath and braced herself for what was guaranteed to be the signature Grey's ramble of doom.
"Mark and I made up and then we had really great sex and then, wow you so didn't need to know that, sorry, but it was really great and now he's asleep... I think."
"You think?"
"Well, he's quiet."
"Quiet."
Another pause.
"You know, he's not usually quiet when he sleeps...afterward."
Callie cringed again, glancing over her shoulder at her still very naked, but not still sleeping girlfriend.
"Look, you're a doctor, I'm sure you can gather whether or not he's breathing. If all else fails, use a mirror under his nose. Works like a charm." Callie said, watching with now wide eyes as Arizona sat up on her elbows with a seductive gaze. "Seriously, he's your problem now."
The blonde reached up and took Callie's phone, tossing it as she'd done so the previously in the night, before smirking and bringing her hand back up to Callie's head.
"No more calls, Calliope." Arizona laced her fingers through raven curls and tugged just hard enough to elicit a moan from Callie. "and this time, I mean it."
"Yes ma'am." she breathed.