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Charmstar91: well once there was this cat
Charmstar91: and it was just walking along this little lakeside
Charmstar91: it was all very pretty
o0h shiz its liz: mhm!
o0h shiz its liz: tell me more!
Charmstar91: then a lively duck came out of the pond and started conversation
o0h shiz its liz: oh
o0h shiz its liz: ?
Charmstar91: mhmm politics you know
o0h shiz its liz: that was supposed to be a "oh?"
Charmstar91: the duck did not like that the cat was walking by the lake
Charmstar91: he said that the lake was a place for feathered folk
Charmstar91: not house cats
o0h shiz its liz: oh poor kittyyy
Charmstar91: the duck rounded up all his duck buddys and chased the kitty cat away from the pond
o0h shiz its liz: =[[[[!
Charmstar91: she spent the next two months living on the street
Charmstar91: whoring around
Charmstar91: to support her drug addiciton
o0h shiz its liz: understandable
Charmstar91: then one day she was like man i need to get my life togeter
Charmstar91: so she pranced back over to the pond with one of her pimps only to be met by the same duck
Charmstar91: they argued for a while over the lake and whether or not it should only be exsculsive to ducks
o0h shiz its liz: good for her!
Charmstar91: pimp kitty decided that it was not worth it and told the duck to watch his back
Charmstar91: the duck proceeded to spit on him
o0h shiz its liz: oh no he di'innttt
Charmstar91: pimp kitty laughed and walked away
Charmstar91: and well the next day there was the big duck dead in the middle of the road so i suppose it all turned out very well for the cat
o0h shiz its liz: lmfao.
o0h shiz its liz: lmfao.
Charmstar91: the end
i LOVE this girl.