Life's Little Satisfaction
You know that your expectation of life has hit rock bottom when:
1.You feel a deep sense of comfort that your office toilet has toilet rolls mounted on both sides of the wall instead of one
2. You feel excited about spotting a mosquito in the room and killing it. The excitement escalates with the sight of blood on your palms.
3. You are contented with having only 13 songs on your ipod. You even bother to shuffle these songs to play randomly.
4. You are eagerly looking forward to watching the Iron Chef on tv. A japanese cooking competition show where people still wore glasses that cover half their face and have hairstyles that even your mum will be embarrassed to take on board.
5. You wake up on a Saturday morning ready to go to work.
6. You are estactic that you are looking at a monitor that has a full colour display instead of only greens & blues.
7. You are contended with having a half turtle/frog with no teeth and brown spots be a representation of yourself.