Offer: A technicolor saviour!
Offer: See, for several months my background was just Jesus. An old Rembrandt etching. Kind of boring, right? Right. So, one day, in a stroke of brilliance, I turned him rainbow. Now, for anyone who pays two-point-five dollars or more, I will do the exact same!
You pick the picture, tell me your resolution, and I will make you a rainbow Jesus computer wallpaper. You can pick the original image, or I can. You can pick the colors if you want, or I can for you. Either way, it'll be great.
Delivery method is into your inbox, straight from my inbox (which is at baxterpants at gmail dot com, by the way)! I can make it any file format you like, even the original .psd if that floats your boat. They'll be sent within two days of your winning bid, and if they aren't, you have a carte blanche to nag.
Opening bid: 1$. That's right, one whole dollar.
But, anyone who pays 2.50$ or over will win and get one, regardless of whether or not it's a top bid or not, and even if you and some other so-and-so pick the same picture to be rainbowed, you'll still have different wallpapers. Promise. Just donate your two-point-five dollars (or more!) and viola. A gay pride Jesus.
Rainbow Jesus is appropriate for all occasions. He matches everything and is never out of style. He even matches all operating systems.
and
Look at that. Seriously.
And, I guess, if you don't want Jesus rainbowed, I'll do someone else for you. If you really want.
You pick the picture, tell me your resolution, and I will make you a rainbow Jesus computer wallpaper. You can pick the original image, or I can. You can pick the colors if you want, or I can for you. Either way, it'll be great.
Delivery method is into your inbox, straight from my inbox (which is at baxterpants at gmail dot com, by the way)! I can make it any file format you like, even the original .psd if that floats your boat. They'll be sent within two days of your winning bid, and if they aren't, you have a carte blanche to nag.
Opening bid: 1$. That's right, one whole dollar.
But, anyone who pays 2.50$ or over will win and get one, regardless of whether or not it's a top bid or not, and even if you and some other so-and-so pick the same picture to be rainbowed, you'll still have different wallpapers. Promise. Just donate your two-point-five dollars (or more!) and viola. A gay pride Jesus.
Rainbow Jesus is appropriate for all occasions. He matches everything and is never out of style. He even matches all operating systems.
and
Look at that. Seriously.
And, I guess, if you don't want Jesus rainbowed, I'll do someone else for you. If you really want.