BK's house 12-27-2006
Things learned at BK’s house (ROUND 2):
1.BK gives Anthony *edited for sexual content*.
2.Dr. Pepper is Beer.
3.Mountain Dew is Whiskey.
4.Monster is Tequila
5.BK’s a drunken slut.
6.Face your fears; wear a condom.
7.*Random sound not describable on internet*
8.*Static*
9.Laura’s boobies are hot.
10.*Jacquie holds up horse* It’s a boy.
11.“Get out your wood.” “Where does he store it?” “In his pants.”
12.Kevin is a necrophiliac.
13.Darcy lost weight. She’s no longer a whale. She’s a cow.
14.“Don’t put your hand in there!!!” “He’s touching someone’s wood!!!”
15.Laura: “I have boobs.”
16.“I hate frogs I hate frogs I hate frogs I hate frogs I hate frogs I hate frogs …”
17.“No matter how many times you do that, you’ll always fall in the pill.”
18.“You can’t go that way.”
19.“You need a map to walk around the pool?”
20.“I don’t need to pee up here.”
21.BK: “How’d I get on the floor?”
22.Kevin, in the pool, with his wood.
23.“Is Kevin’s wood stuck in you?”
24.Keeey
25.BK: “I have a black one, but it gets stuff on me.”
26.Jacquie: “Shu…………………………………………..” Darcy: “Up?”
27.Darcy: “This eraser sucks.” Jacquie: (Referring to Laura) “So does she.”
28.BK acts like a cupcake. Cupcakes act like BK. BK acts like a cupcake.
29.No. She acts like a slave cupcake.
30.“Ditto.” “Dildo?”
31.A Raping Willow.
32.“Hand too close to boob!!!!!!”
33.“Trees don’t make that noise.”
34.BK watches porn.
35.Darcy: “Oh god. Staples and horses don’t mix.”
36.Jacquie: “Staples and trees don’t mix ….. wait. Where’d I get trees from?”
37.Jacquie: “I’m Arābic.”
38.Darcy: “The ……. tliving room.”
39.Darcy: “I’m swear to god.”
40.Jacquie: “Hey look! Gay guys!!!”
41.BK: “You know what. I don’t want to talk about porn anymore.”
42.BK: “Thingy ma-boober.”
43.Jacquie: (calling out) “Long tube-y thing! Come out!”
44.Jacquie: “All I can smell is purple.”
45.When you go to take a drink, take the cap off.
46.Pyramid Head is in Jacquie’s geometry class.
Reference Notes:
-Key is a letter.
-Q is a number.
And Toluca Lake sounds familiar to everyone. We just don’t know why.
1.BK gives Anthony *edited for sexual content*.
2.Dr. Pepper is Beer.
3.Mountain Dew is Whiskey.
4.Monster is Tequila
5.BK’s a drunken slut.
6.Face your fears; wear a condom.
7.*Random sound not describable on internet*
8.*Static*
9.Laura’s boobies are hot.
10.*Jacquie holds up horse* It’s a boy.
11.“Get out your wood.” “Where does he store it?” “In his pants.”
12.Kevin is a necrophiliac.
13.Darcy lost weight. She’s no longer a whale. She’s a cow.
14.“Don’t put your hand in there!!!” “He’s touching someone’s wood!!!”
15.Laura: “I have boobs.”
16.“I hate frogs I hate frogs I hate frogs I hate frogs I hate frogs I hate frogs …”
17.“No matter how many times you do that, you’ll always fall in the pill.”
18.“You can’t go that way.”
19.“You need a map to walk around the pool?”
20.“I don’t need to pee up here.”
21.BK: “How’d I get on the floor?”
22.Kevin, in the pool, with his wood.
23.“Is Kevin’s wood stuck in you?”
24.Keeey
25.BK: “I have a black one, but it gets stuff on me.”
26.Jacquie: “Shu…………………………………………..” Darcy: “Up?”
27.Darcy: “This eraser sucks.” Jacquie: (Referring to Laura) “So does she.”
28.BK acts like a cupcake. Cupcakes act like BK. BK acts like a cupcake.
29.No. She acts like a slave cupcake.
30.“Ditto.” “Dildo?”
31.A Raping Willow.
32.“Hand too close to boob!!!!!!”
33.“Trees don’t make that noise.”
34.BK watches porn.
35.Darcy: “Oh god. Staples and horses don’t mix.”
36.Jacquie: “Staples and trees don’t mix ….. wait. Where’d I get trees from?”
37.Jacquie: “I’m Arābic.”
38.Darcy: “The ……. tliving room.”
39.Darcy: “I’m swear to god.”
40.Jacquie: “Hey look! Gay guys!!!”
41.BK: “You know what. I don’t want to talk about porn anymore.”
42.BK: “Thingy ma-boober.”
43.Jacquie: (calling out) “Long tube-y thing! Come out!”
44.Jacquie: “All I can smell is purple.”
45.When you go to take a drink, take the cap off.
46.Pyramid Head is in Jacquie’s geometry class.
Reference Notes:
-Key is a letter.
-Q is a number.
And Toluca Lake sounds familiar to everyone. We just don’t know why.