Linda: can i get a little penis on my salad?
4 girls
+ a case of pop
+ scary video games
+ good BK crack
= This or something like it:
Things I learned at Bk's house:
1. Laura is actually Linda
2. Jacquie is an abusive boyfriend.
3. The whore is a necrophiliac
4. It only takes about ten minutes to get from Las Vegas to here
5. Even if they don't know you, people will always give the the time, if you call and ask for it. (Even Jordan)
6. If your gonna die, go down fighting.
7. About five of the Catholic schools in Michigan are made from Darcy's detachable fat.
8. Darcys fat made up the couch.
9. If Jacquie screams everyone else will either scream or jump.
10. Now is not the time to change my shoes.
11. If you have to puke, there will conviently be a bathroom right next to you, though there may be a crazy hole that leads back to your bedroom.
12. Linda has a drunk mexican boyfriend.
13. Jacquie's girlfriends name is Claudia and she has Clamidia (*clap clap*)
14. Anchor Bay high school is made from Bk's fat, not Darcy's.
15. mom, why dosent u Wake up?
16. Jacquie's dead boyfriend, whose heart she stole, has come back to take hers....many times.
17. Midgets will try to get you to try cigarettes.
18. Laura would have to 'do' someone REALLY ugly to end up with little midgets.. According to darcy, someone like Bk.
19. BK's pregnant ... with Derek's Dad's child.
20. BK=Crack. And not the crappy kind. The GOOD kind.
21. Jacquie has a vibrating radio.
Wow. What a night.
[Edit: LauraLynne08: jacquies vagina is SOOOO big
LauraLynne08: i once parked my car in it]
+ a case of pop
+ scary video games
+ good BK crack
= This or something like it:
Things I learned at Bk's house:
1. Laura is actually Linda
2. Jacquie is an abusive boyfriend.
3. The whore is a necrophiliac
4. It only takes about ten minutes to get from Las Vegas to here
5. Even if they don't know you, people will always give the the time, if you call and ask for it. (Even Jordan)
6. If your gonna die, go down fighting.
7. About five of the Catholic schools in Michigan are made from Darcy's detachable fat.
8. Darcys fat made up the couch.
9. If Jacquie screams everyone else will either scream or jump.
10. Now is not the time to change my shoes.
11. If you have to puke, there will conviently be a bathroom right next to you, though there may be a crazy hole that leads back to your bedroom.
12. Linda has a drunk mexican boyfriend.
13. Jacquie's girlfriends name is Claudia and she has Clamidia (*clap clap*)
14. Anchor Bay high school is made from Bk's fat, not Darcy's.
15. mom, why dosent u Wake up?
16. Jacquie's dead boyfriend, whose heart she stole, has come back to take hers....many times.
17. Midgets will try to get you to try cigarettes.
18. Laura would have to 'do' someone REALLY ugly to end up with little midgets.. According to darcy, someone like Bk.
19. BK's pregnant ... with Derek's Dad's child.
20. BK=Crack. And not the crappy kind. The GOOD kind.
21. Jacquie has a vibrating radio.
Wow. What a night.
[Edit: LauraLynne08: jacquies vagina is SOOOO big
LauraLynne08: i once parked my car in it]