Walking through a diner in only my drawers, I remember being hungry. I was so hungry that I didn't bother to put on proper attire. It reminded me of the one on Seinfeld. Next thing I know, I'm at my mom's old house, and she's telling it got hit by lightning, which was her explanation for all the random little holes across the roof that were letting all the rain in.
I woke up and didn't know what to think, so I went back to bed. It was about 5am, and I figured there was no other way I could dream up anything crazier. I wound up in my old Kindergarten class, but I was still 26, looking like a giant sitting in one of those dinky ass chairs. I guess I couldn't pass coloring the first 20 times... which brings me to this link:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7511425/