Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in
1. Have you ever seen a penis?
Yes. Yummy?
2. Do you like watching musicals?
Much more so back in the day.
3. What type of bed do you have?
The headboard is broken. Enough said.
4. Who is the last person who you kissed on the lips?
My boyfriend
5. Name 4 items in front of you?
My computer, my couch pillow, Crocks, bookshelf.
6. Do you like spiders?
No, no I don't.
7. Ever heard of DJ Rankin?
No.
8. Is there a mirror in your room?
AMAZINGLY, no.
9. Have you ever shown your naked body to a member of the opposite sex?
Yes.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No. But I believe in soulmates.
11. What color top are you wearing?
Nude colored.
12. What religion are you a part of?
I'm a searching Christian.
13. Do you love music?
Very much so.
14. Ever had an internet boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yeah, I think.
15. How old were you when you had your first alcoholic drink?
18.
16. What is your favorite part of yourself?
My smile.
17. How many messages do you have on your phone right now?
None.
18. Are your parents racist?
Racist? Prejudiced, maybe. I think it's generational more than anything.
19. Have you ever been so drunk you blacked out?
Mmm....yesssh...
20. How many pets do you have?
I don't have pets.
21. Do you think babies are cute?
Not all babies!
22. Do you cry often?
No. It's really gotta hit me.
23. If you won a billion dollars, what would be the first thing you'd buy?:
An apartment.
24. Do you want to get married?
Yes.
25. Ever painted your nails black?
Sure.
26. Who do you really want to be with right now?
Like you don't know.
27. Have you had alcohol today?
Not today.
28. Is there a certain movie you always cry at when you watch it?
Life Is Beautiful. Little Miss Sunshine. I tear up at movies often.
30. Do you think that if you were prettier life would be better?
No, but it'd give me a different perspective. And I am pretty, bitch.
31. Who always makes you smile?
No one always makes me smile...but Jessi comes pretty close.
32. Is the light on or off?
On.
33. Can you touch the ceiling?
I'm sitting down.
34. Do you like South Park?
As much as the next college couch potato.
35. What is the first word that you think of?
Melodic.
36. Ever worn a skirt?
What in the world? I have a vagina, I should think so.
37. Does smoking disgust you?
No, actually I really love the smell of cigarettes.
38. Do you like someone who you know you shouldn't?
Not really.
39. Where are you right now?
My couch.
40. Do you like your legs?
Yeah, I got 'em from my grandma.
42. Are you tired?
Not right now.
43. Would you like to be famous for the rest of your life?
No, but I wouldn't turn it down.
44. Would you ever like to work at a strip club?
Sure! Why not?
46. Do you listen to certain songs on repeat for hours?
Yes!!!
47. How would you like to die?
When I'm 64.
48. Would you like to meet up with someone you met over the internet?
Oh yes! (sk8, this means you!)
49. Don't you just LOVE Disney movies?
God yes.
50. What are you going to do now that this quiz is over?
Something else.