A week late...
A week ago, my husband sent me the following email. This is an email which I read and received at work, promptly causing me to LOL and attract the attention of my boss (sitting next to me) who, in turn, read the email over my shoulder and LOLed.
----------------------
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'
----------------------
....... my response to this email was the only thing I could think of:
"...and what did you learn?"