here's how my visit with the dentist, oh, excuse me, my visit with the Russian hygenist who must think that she works in the FUCKING GULAG, went. It started out nice enough. She definitely nicked my gums with that stupid little poking thing that they use, but then they ALWAYS do that. Whatever. However, by the time she finished VIOLENTLY ( Read more... )

so we found out that there are certain things which i am no longer allowed to do in dreams. such as plan events. such as picnics, etc. inevitably, i will forget very important things, people will swap identites, everything will be left to the last minute, and actually in my most recent dream we got someone dying. well, techinically she was ( Read more... )

All right, so here's an update for all of you sad souls who check this thing (both in Maryland and elsewhere). It has not been an eventful two weeks. I survived the car ride back to Maryland with my dad. My mother and I are getting along fairly well. The brat is a brat:) (who is wonderful and can get me into see free movies). And I even ( Read more... )