Let Me Put You On Hold
Title: Let Me Put You On Hold
Pairing: little Kyusung, Yunjae, mentioned Yoosu, ninja hanchul
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I'm from Ohio...not too many hot korean idols to own or make money of off. So do you think I'm doing that with these boys?...didn't think so
Summary: In a fight between DBSK and Suju, Yesung gets kidnapped but Heechul really needs to talk to him.
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For the past couple of months Super Junior and DBSK have been fighting. Both groups have become tired of the constant cross-pairings between the groups and blame the other for it starting. The groups have been taking turns going at each other and this time it was DBSK’s turn.
"Why did you kidnap me?" Yesung asked, tied to a chair glaring at Yunho, Yoochun, and Changmin.
"To interrogate you. Fans have paired you with me as well as with Yoochun. Obviously, fans like to pair you with our members." Yunho explained.
"Seriously? Sometimes, fans are just insane. I mean I get paired with Ryeowook, which really isn’t a big deal, but then also Donghae or Siwon all the time. I rarely ever get paired up with Kyuhyun, who I’m actually dating. You guys at least have most of the fans cheering for you and your boyfriend. Cassies mainly have banners for Yunjae or Yoosu at your concerts and performances and well those are your actual pairings. Me? If I’m lucky, I may find one Kyusung/Yehyun banner at ours, so be grateful of that."
"Well we do have fewer members for fans to make in-band relationships, so it has a higher chance of being correct." Changmin suggested.
"Shut up Changmin. And it doesn’t matter Yesung, you are still paired with our members too." Yunho argued.
"Why me? Seriously, Heechul and Kibum are paired with your members more."
"Well we don’t know where Kibum is, and who wants to mess with Heechul?"
"I still think there would have been some better choices." Yesung mumbled. Before anyone could say another word, Yoochun’s phone rang.
"Umm, yeah he is." Yoochun said after a minute of answering his phone. "Yunho, he wants to talk to Yesung."
"Too bad, we’re talking to him."
"Yunho says no." Yoochun replied meekly and quickly pulled his phone away from his ear. Everyone in the room could hear random shouting coming from the phone. "He wants to talk to you now." Yoochun tossed the phone to Yunho as quickly as he could.
"Yes?"
"Hi Yunho."
"Heechul? We’re busy right now."
"I knew it was him. He’s been trying to call me for the last twelve minutes." All three boys just stared at him in confusion. "One, there is a clock right behind you, so I have been able to keep track of time. Two, if Heechul needs to talk to me and I don’t answer, he waits but gets impatient so only waits a minute, so it’s easy to tell when he’s been trying to call me when my phones on vibrate. And three, Kyuhyun won’t start calling me for a few minutes still, and when he does, he’ll call nonstop until I pick up."
"Hey! Can we get back to me now? Yunho I need to talk to Yesung. If you don’t put him on, I will kidnap Jae for dinner, and while I am picking him up I will set a trap for you in your room. Trust me you will not be able to find it and it won’t take long for me to set it up."
"No, don’t do that, you can talk to him." Yunho immediately set the phone on Yesung’s shoulder by his ear so he could talk to Heechul.
"Heechul, we’re busy, what do you need?"
"What time will you be back for dinner?"
"Really? That is what was so important? Hold on." Yesung sighed and let the phone fall off his shoulder to the ground as he cut the rope around his wrists with the knife hidden in his sleeve. The three DBSK members were shocked at Yesung’s sudden escape and took a step back.
"Wait? How did you get out?"
"I had a knife in my sleeve. Usually if you are going to kidnap and tie someone up, you should check for weapons or anything that can be used to escape.
"Changmin, you were suppose to make sure of that."
"Sorry Yunho."
"YESUNG! YESUNG! YESUNG!" They all heard from the phone. Yesung sighed but picked the phone back up.
"What? Didn’t I tell you to hold?"
"Yeah, well Hannie was about to start cooking and wanted to know if you have anything in mind for dinner?"
"Hold on, I’m not finished yet." Yesung said before putting Heechul on hold.
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Once Yesung set Heechul on hold, a DBSK song started playing. Heechul sighed.
"He put me on hold. I hope he isn’t too upset with them for kidnapping him."
"Afraid he’ll hurt them too badly?" Hangeng asked as Heechul began singing with the hold song.
"A little. I mean they are our friends and they are idols too. I don’t think it would go over too well if Yesung hurt them too much. But if they bug him for too long, then they’ll have to face me and Kyuhyun."
"There is a possibility that will scare them more then Yesung right now."
"Are you saying I’m scary?"
"No, I’m saying what you can do is scary. There is a difference."
"Sure. Whatever you say."
"Heechul?"
~
"I was beginning to wonder what was taking so long."
"It takes a little longer to fight someone when you are trying not to hurt them too badly and make sure any marks are not easily visible. As for dinner, if Jae is coming over, you know what he’ll want and I have to get Kyu so we’ll be back in just under half an hour."
"Okay, grab Jae too. See you later." Heechul said before hanging up on Yesung. Yesung rolled his eyes but took the phone back to Yoochun.
"Here you go. And you know I’ll text you later with the name of a brand of cover up that is good for hiding bruises." He said pointing to the bruise on Yoochun’s wrist. Yesung was about to talk to Yunho when his phone vibrated.
"Hi Kyu. Sorry Yunho decided to kidnap me, but I’ll be there soon. I don’t have my car so I have to take Yunho’s to get mine first. Don’t worry I’m fine and I’ll be there in about ten to fifteen minutes. I love you, bye Kyu." Yesung put his phone away and took Yunho’s keys from the table. "Since you heard my conversation with Kyuhyun, you know why I’m taking your car. I know Yoochun drove too so you can pick it up where my car is now."
"Are you really taking Jae for dinner?"
"Yup. And remember it’s our move next so be ready. And no, taking Jae for dinner does not count since it’s of his own free will. Have fun and watch your backs." Yesung laughed a bit as he walked away from the three boys who are laying on the floor in pain, not up to argue or complain with him.
A/N: Okay this was completely random, I know. My friend and I went to see the Avengers movie with my dad and this was based off of a scene in the movie. Crazy enough, we both thought the same exact thing while watching the scene..."I could see Jongwoon doing that." haha. This is just based off of the scene, we made lots of changes, so if you were planning on seeing it and haven't, don't worry, this won't ruin anything.^^
I was feeling too lazy to write the fight scene between Yesung and the Boys, so yeah, there is a chance I might make a second version after I finish, part 2 of my other kyusung and the epilogue to my chapter kyusung fic (which should be done soonish, I've been working on it as much as I can.)
I hope this wasn't a fail.
Please comment, they make me happy. And a happy writter is always a good thing^^
^^♥
Pairing: little Kyusung, Yunjae, mentioned Yoosu, ninja hanchul
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I'm from Ohio...not too many hot korean idols to own or make money of off. So do you think I'm doing that with these boys?...didn't think so
Summary: In a fight between DBSK and Suju, Yesung gets kidnapped but Heechul really needs to talk to him.
~
For the past couple of months Super Junior and DBSK have been fighting. Both groups have become tired of the constant cross-pairings between the groups and blame the other for it starting. The groups have been taking turns going at each other and this time it was DBSK’s turn.
"Why did you kidnap me?" Yesung asked, tied to a chair glaring at Yunho, Yoochun, and Changmin.
"To interrogate you. Fans have paired you with me as well as with Yoochun. Obviously, fans like to pair you with our members." Yunho explained.
"Seriously? Sometimes, fans are just insane. I mean I get paired with Ryeowook, which really isn’t a big deal, but then also Donghae or Siwon all the time. I rarely ever get paired up with Kyuhyun, who I’m actually dating. You guys at least have most of the fans cheering for you and your boyfriend. Cassies mainly have banners for Yunjae or Yoosu at your concerts and performances and well those are your actual pairings. Me? If I’m lucky, I may find one Kyusung/Yehyun banner at ours, so be grateful of that."
"Well we do have fewer members for fans to make in-band relationships, so it has a higher chance of being correct." Changmin suggested.
"Shut up Changmin. And it doesn’t matter Yesung, you are still paired with our members too." Yunho argued.
"Why me? Seriously, Heechul and Kibum are paired with your members more."
"Well we don’t know where Kibum is, and who wants to mess with Heechul?"
"I still think there would have been some better choices." Yesung mumbled. Before anyone could say another word, Yoochun’s phone rang.
"Umm, yeah he is." Yoochun said after a minute of answering his phone. "Yunho, he wants to talk to Yesung."
"Too bad, we’re talking to him."
"Yunho says no." Yoochun replied meekly and quickly pulled his phone away from his ear. Everyone in the room could hear random shouting coming from the phone. "He wants to talk to you now." Yoochun tossed the phone to Yunho as quickly as he could.
"Yes?"
"Hi Yunho."
"Heechul? We’re busy right now."
"I knew it was him. He’s been trying to call me for the last twelve minutes." All three boys just stared at him in confusion. "One, there is a clock right behind you, so I have been able to keep track of time. Two, if Heechul needs to talk to me and I don’t answer, he waits but gets impatient so only waits a minute, so it’s easy to tell when he’s been trying to call me when my phones on vibrate. And three, Kyuhyun won’t start calling me for a few minutes still, and when he does, he’ll call nonstop until I pick up."
"Hey! Can we get back to me now? Yunho I need to talk to Yesung. If you don’t put him on, I will kidnap Jae for dinner, and while I am picking him up I will set a trap for you in your room. Trust me you will not be able to find it and it won’t take long for me to set it up."
"No, don’t do that, you can talk to him." Yunho immediately set the phone on Yesung’s shoulder by his ear so he could talk to Heechul.
"Heechul, we’re busy, what do you need?"
"What time will you be back for dinner?"
"Really? That is what was so important? Hold on." Yesung sighed and let the phone fall off his shoulder to the ground as he cut the rope around his wrists with the knife hidden in his sleeve. The three DBSK members were shocked at Yesung’s sudden escape and took a step back.
"Wait? How did you get out?"
"I had a knife in my sleeve. Usually if you are going to kidnap and tie someone up, you should check for weapons or anything that can be used to escape.
"Changmin, you were suppose to make sure of that."
"Sorry Yunho."
"YESUNG! YESUNG! YESUNG!" They all heard from the phone. Yesung sighed but picked the phone back up.
"What? Didn’t I tell you to hold?"
"Yeah, well Hannie was about to start cooking and wanted to know if you have anything in mind for dinner?"
"Hold on, I’m not finished yet." Yesung said before putting Heechul on hold.
~
Once Yesung set Heechul on hold, a DBSK song started playing. Heechul sighed.
"He put me on hold. I hope he isn’t too upset with them for kidnapping him."
"Afraid he’ll hurt them too badly?" Hangeng asked as Heechul began singing with the hold song.
"A little. I mean they are our friends and they are idols too. I don’t think it would go over too well if Yesung hurt them too much. But if they bug him for too long, then they’ll have to face me and Kyuhyun."
"There is a possibility that will scare them more then Yesung right now."
"Are you saying I’m scary?"
"No, I’m saying what you can do is scary. There is a difference."
"Sure. Whatever you say."
"Heechul?"
~
"I was beginning to wonder what was taking so long."
"It takes a little longer to fight someone when you are trying not to hurt them too badly and make sure any marks are not easily visible. As for dinner, if Jae is coming over, you know what he’ll want and I have to get Kyu so we’ll be back in just under half an hour."
"Okay, grab Jae too. See you later." Heechul said before hanging up on Yesung. Yesung rolled his eyes but took the phone back to Yoochun.
"Here you go. And you know I’ll text you later with the name of a brand of cover up that is good for hiding bruises." He said pointing to the bruise on Yoochun’s wrist. Yesung was about to talk to Yunho when his phone vibrated.
"Hi Kyu. Sorry Yunho decided to kidnap me, but I’ll be there soon. I don’t have my car so I have to take Yunho’s to get mine first. Don’t worry I’m fine and I’ll be there in about ten to fifteen minutes. I love you, bye Kyu." Yesung put his phone away and took Yunho’s keys from the table. "Since you heard my conversation with Kyuhyun, you know why I’m taking your car. I know Yoochun drove too so you can pick it up where my car is now."
"Are you really taking Jae for dinner?"
"Yup. And remember it’s our move next so be ready. And no, taking Jae for dinner does not count since it’s of his own free will. Have fun and watch your backs." Yesung laughed a bit as he walked away from the three boys who are laying on the floor in pain, not up to argue or complain with him.
A/N: Okay this was completely random, I know. My friend and I went to see the Avengers movie with my dad and this was based off of a scene in the movie. Crazy enough, we both thought the same exact thing while watching the scene..."I could see Jongwoon doing that." haha. This is just based off of the scene, we made lots of changes, so if you were planning on seeing it and haven't, don't worry, this won't ruin anything.^^
I was feeling too lazy to write the fight scene between Yesung and the Boys, so yeah, there is a chance I might make a second version after I finish, part 2 of my other kyusung and the epilogue to my chapter kyusung fic (which should be done soonish, I've been working on it as much as I can.)
I hope this wasn't a fail.
Please comment, they make me happy. And a happy writter is always a good thing^^
^^♥