OOC: Log Part DEUX
Same as before, everybody! ONWARD TO OUR THRILLING CONCLUSION!
FUCKED OFF BEAR: GRRRRRROOAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!
Toboe: *gives Padfoot the universal "ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?!" look before jumping back a good five feet*
Blue: *SNAPS OUT OF IT* LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. *headbutts Sirius who is still laughing*
Sirius: AHAHAHAHHA- OOPH!! HAHAHA!! * trips over himself turning around*
GIANT FREAKING PAW: *SWIPES RIGHT OVER THEIR HEADS*
Blue: *nips Toboe* Come on!!! *RUNS LIKE HELL*
Toboe: *FROZEN AGAIN* IT'S A BEAR. *IS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS TODAY*
Sirius: *flattens himself out as the bear swipes again* *still huffing laughter* *CHOMPS ON TOBOE'S TAIL* IT IFF. HFHFHFHF!!
Blue: *turns around when she realizes the idiot males are still not moving* *is FREAKING OUT*
Sirius: *starts walking backwards with Toboe's tail still in his mouth, STILL laughing*
Toboe: *finally gets it, and starts scrambling*
Blue: *bites Sirius's tail HARD* *YANKS*
FUCKED OFF BEAR: *wonders wtf is up with these cannibal canines*
Sirius: *YELPS and backs up into Blue's face*
FUCKED OFF BEAR: *DESPITE MORNING JOINT STIFFNESS IS GETTING TO HIS FEET JOLLY WELL*
Blue: *is pushed back on her butt* *headbutts them both again, PUSHING THEM ‘CAUSE THEY SUCK AT MOVEMENT*
Toboe: *PULLS AWAY FROM SIRIUS' JAWS AND RUNS LIKE HELL*
Sirius: *had somehow not realized he needed to let GO of Toboe's tail* *turns around and is mortified* IM SO SORRY I REAR ENDED YOUR FACE.
FUCKED OFF BEAR: *WANTS PORRIGE* *HAS NONE* *WILL SETTLE FOR CANINES* GROOOOOOOAAAGHHH!
Blue: Can we deal with the rear ends later??? *RUNS*
Toboe: *ALREADY FIVE HUNDRED BAJILLION MILES (BUT NOT REALLY) AHEAD OF THEM*
Sirius: *FLEES FOR HIS LIFE*
FUCKED OFF BEAR: *is very nice when you get to know him, really* *growls and slides down the slope after them*
Toboe: *turns around* HOLY SHIT.
Sirius: WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
Toboe: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME THAT.
Blue: SIRIUS!!! *is not pleased*
Sirius: *FLATTENS EARS* IT WAS KIBA!
FUCKED OFF BEAR: *misses the attention* *GAINS ON THEM*
Blue: *stares at him disapprovingly* *FINALLY NOTICES THE BEAR*
Toboe: *BOLTS AGAIN*
Blue: *YELPS* *FOLLOWS*
Toboe: I HEARD ONCE THAT IF YOU PLAY DEAD A BEAR WON'T EAT YOU.
Sirius: *looks at Blue for confirmation*
Blue: ...You've never eaten something already dead? EVER? *rolls eyes*
BY NOW SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY FUCKED OFF BEAR: *SLIDES DOWN THE SLOPE FASTER BECAUSE HES BLOODY MASSIVE* *PRACTICALLY NECK AND NECK* Pip pip wot wot just kidding GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!
Blue: ...HOLY SHIT. *RUNS FASTER*
Toboe: WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH?
Sirius: DONT FUCKING TALK BACK TO YOUR ELDERS!
Blue: ....BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP AND RUN. *growl*
Sirius: *-5 points ego* CAN BEARS CLIMB?!
Toboe: YES.
Sirius: *BRILLIANT IDEA* GO UP THAT TREE ANYWAY.
Blue: Fine. *jumps up*
Toboe: *right behind her*
Sirius: *mutters* What, no "No, Sirius, save yourself, we couldn’t bear to lose you"... of course not..
FUCKED OFF BEAR: GAAAARROOUUUUNNGGGHHH!! *skids to a halt in front of Padfoot and the tree*
Toboe: *looks down* Can't you jump?!
Blue: *notices Hey, Sirius isn't up here* *jumps down onto Fucked Off Bear* *BITE*
Sirius: *PANIC* ARGH!! NO!!
FUCKED OFF BEAR: *BELLOWS IN AGITATION*
Toboe: *stays up because MR. TREE IS VERY SAFE AS OF NOW*
Blue: *WILL DEFINITELY HAVE WORDS WITH TOBOE LATER*
Sirius: *thinks fast* .... *thinks FASTER* *shifts into a human* *points his wand and SHOUTS LATIN GIBBERISH!*
FUCKED OFF BEAR: *becomes a seriously agitated star-nosed mole*
Blue: .....
Toboe: ....Food?
Blue: *is now biting a mole* *WTF*
Sirius: *pants*
Blue: .....*lets go*
Seriously Agitated Star-Nosed Mole: *bleeds to death anti-climactically*
Blue: *shifts to human* *breathing heavily*
Toboe: *hops down and goes to play with the now anti-climactically dead seriously agitated start-nosed mole*
Sirius: *begins to get breathing under control* *swallows and looks at Blue*I remembered I can do magic.
Blue: ......... *starts laughing hysterically*
Sirius: *snorts twice before joining her*
Toboe: *looks up at the two of them* ...Did I miss something?
Blue: *would say something snarky like THE FIGHT but can't really breathe right now*
Sirius: *manages to rasp* Eat your mole.
Toboe: You don't want any? *dead serious*
Blue: *gasping* Not... right now. *leans against Sirius* *still laughing*
Sirius: *wipes eyes* *every time he starts to wind down he catches Blue's eye or the dead bloody mole's eye and starts laughing again*
Toboe: .....*swallows said mole without a second thought*
Blue: ..... *bursts out laughing AGAIN*
Sirius: *has given himself the hiccups he's laughed so hard*
Toboe: ......*stupid "I have no idea what's going on* smile*
Blue: *falls down laughing* *sighs* ...Heh.
Sirius: *plops down next to her in the snow* *hiccups quietly* *stupid grin* *looks at Toboe* You totally FROZE. I had to EAT YOUR TAIL.
Blue: *nudge* I had to eat your tail too.
Toboe: Y-yeah! *BLUSH*
Blue: But you froze worse. *shoots Toboe GLARE*
Toboe: *glares back* It was a giant bear! What'd you expect?!
Sirius: *feels bad for him* *steps in quickly* Not everyone is a little miss Go For The Jugular here.. *bumps Blue and grins*
Blue: *blushes* Well... I, ah. You were down there and... You can't jump like we can.... So. Yeah. *ducks head down and wow, that is some really nice snow*
Sirius: *cool as the underside of a pillow* I had everything under control. *twirls wand in fingers idly*
Blue: Sure. *hides a smile*
Sirius: I had it all thought it! Really! Even had back up plans if it didn’t work. *crooked grin*
Blue: So why exactly were you running with us? *teasing grin*
Sirius: *sticks out chin and looks very Ancient and Most Noble House of Black* Making sure you were safe. Naturally.
Blue: *laughs out loud*
Sirius: *big bright smile* What're you cackling about? Its true! I have very heroic streaks in me!
Blue: Sure. So… the magic thing. Really works.
Sirius: *laughs* Of course it does! What did you think I was on about?
Blue: I don't know. You could have been crazy. *shrugs*
Sirius: *slyly* Why did you keep talking to me, if you thought I was crazy?
Blue: You were... interesting.
Toboe: Weird's more like. *grin*
Blue: *had totally forgotten Toboe was there* *blinkblink* *throws snow at him*
Sirius: *reaches out and puts a hand on Blue's hand, to stop her* *smirks with sharp teeth and flicks wand* *two little snowmen form and start attacking Toboe*
Toboe: *jkladfjklsdfskldjasdfjkl* *hops back into the tree* MEAN!!! THAT'S MEAN!!!
Blue: ....Wow. That's really cool. *NOTICING the hand* *blush*
Sirius: *laughs* Last new years I made seven foot tall ones. I won every snowball fight in London. They called me Black Frost. *sighs, fondly* *hasn’t even noticed he didn’t move his hand*
Two Little Snowmen: *spit tiny snowballs up the tree*
Blue: Black Frost? ....I don't get it.
Toboe: *clings to his branch*
Sirius: You know, Jack Frost? My surname - never mind. *notices the hand* *BNJDBGJSDB SJDFBSJHDFHSDFBHSD*
Two Tiny Snowmen: *use their scarves as grapples to shimmy up the tree*
Blue: Oh. *still doesn't get it* *notices the noticing*
Sirius: *NOTICES HER NOTICING HIS NOTICING* *IS STUCK IN A CIRCLE OF AWKWARD*
Toboe: *FALLS FROM THE TREE AND RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE AWKWARD CIRCLE*
Blue: ........
Sirius: *whimpers* *wishes Toboe's knee had been slightly to the left, or slightly to the right*
Two Tiny Snowmen: *fall on Blue and explode*
Blue: *is now covered in snow* ....
Toboe: *nervous grin*
Sirius: *eyes shut tight*
Blue: *pulls hand away to dig out of the SNOW MOUNTAIN*
Sirius: *would hate everything but is in too much pain to comprehend anything beyond a high screaming in the back of his head* Move. Your. Leg.
Toboe: *looks* O-oh! Right! *backs away slooooooowly*
Sirius: *HUGE sigh*
Blue: *pops head out of snow* ......What?
Toboe: *afraid to make any sudden movements*
Blue: .... *whaps Toboe*
Sirius: *very discreetly piles snow in a tender area* *ALSO whaps Toboe*
Toboe: Owowowow! It's not my fault!!!
Sirius: *doesn’t trust his voice yet, or would tell Toboe why it IS his fault, very convincingly, with interesting swear word combinations*
Blue: ....*stares at Toboe* You fell. Out of a tree. On us. How is it not your fault.
Toboe: *points accusingly at Sirius* His stupid snowmen chased me!
Sirius: *happy the evidence of his harassment is now snowflakes again* I don’t see any snowmen.
Blue: ....They exploded. See the snow?
Sirius: You look very fetching with snowflakes in your eyelashes. *innocent beam*
Blue: ....... *BLUSHES*
Sirius: *has flashbacks to how he got out of winter detentions* *glee*
Toboe: *blinkblink* *>D* Need a room? The bear cave is open again.
Blue: *snaps back* Shut up, To-chan. *pushes him*
Sirius: You know, I can hex all sorts of things to your face? *brightly*
Toboe: *falls backwards from Blue's push before giving Sirius a look of complete horror*
Blue: Maybe you can put his tail on his face. *trying to be serious*
Sirius: That’s not a horrible idea. *lights his wand up red and holds it under his face, so he looks demonic* And his ears on his bum?
Blue: Sounds good to me.
Toboe: *looks as though he's about to cry from absolute fear*
Sirius: .... *takes pity* *the wand glow changes from red to bright yellow, and then shoots sparklers* *crosses his eyes*
Toboe: *snickers at the sight*
Blue: *is startled by sparklers*
Sirius: *knows how those chaps in the tacky maroon suits with the bunnies in their hats feel* *shakes his wand, as if there's something stuck in it* *bluebells fall out* *shakes it again* *little brightly colored geckos plop into the snow* *beams*
Blue: *picks up the bluebells* .....They're beautiful. *eyes sparkling*
Toboe: *grins, then pounces on the geckos* *may have one in his mouth already*
Sirius: *distracted by the sparkling* Uh. They're from Mexico. Axlotls. *thinks she’s talking about the lizards*
Toboe: Waff a Mechico? *mouth full of lizard*
Blue: Really? *looking over the flowers*
Sirius: Ah, yeah, they live under rocks and eat beetles. *is obviously amazing at flirting today* *answers Toboe without looking at him* Mexico is the magical place where tequila shots and cheese burritos were born.
Blue: ........Wait. What? *does a double take between Sirius and the flowers*
Toboe: *swallows a lizard* ...they actually kinda taste like cheese. Hn.
Sirius: *JHBJBNFGKJNDGKGJG* NO. THAT’S. UH. Those are, uhm. Blue. Bluebells. I must've been thinking about- *DFSKJFNKFJ* -theeee hunchback of Notre Dame. Bells. Yes.
Blue: But... What does a hunchback have to do with flowers. *is confused. but flowers are still pretty so. win?*
Toboe: *snort/laughs out a lizard*
Blue: *stares* Chew your food, To-chan.
Sirius: You should come to London with me next time. *fgnjfn!* Uh, both of you. I mean. If you'd like.
Blue: Hmm. What's it like?
Sirius: *grins* Its brilliant. There's lots of people and pie shops and parks and big red MEGA automobulls and the wizarding underground there has great entertainment,
theres this one italian food place where the meatballs sing for you, dinner and a show but LITERALLY- *babbling once again because he's so smooth*
Toboe: *was following him until he started talking about Italian* *stare*
Blue: ......... *stares too*
Sirius: ..... *metaphorical ear droop*
Blue: It sounds... interesting. *trying to look like she got everything Sirius was saying*
Sirius: So you'll come? *bright grin*
Blue: Why not? Could be fun. *soft smile*
Sirius: *daft smile* *way too long passes*
Toboe: *burps up pink* ....
Sirius: Oh. *looks slightly alarmed* I guess those werent Axoltls. Uhm. You shouldnt have eaten those.
Blue: ...Are you feeling okay, Toboe? *worried*
Toboe: *blinks* I feel fine.
Sirius: *snorts abruptly* *tries not to laugh*
Blue: *still a little worried* Are you sure?
Toboe: *hiccups yellow* Yeah.
Blue: ..............
Sirius: Soooo. *casual* Those were Pigmy Pigment Lizards. He might be, uh, multicoloured for the next couple days. *coughs* His more basic processes will be.. interesting as well. *tries not to smile* *fails*
Blue: ...... *facepalm*
Toboe: *general not-knowing-what's-going-on smile*
Sirius: *laughs* Can you translate for him?
Blue: ... *sighs* To-chan. *whispers what's going on in his ear*
Toboe: *countenance slowly transforms from blissful ignorance, to mild understanding, to the horror of knowledge*
Sirius: *wishes he had a camera*
Blue: *sits back* *chuckles*
Toboe: *whimper*
Sirius: *takes pity AGAIN* *leans in and whispers the pranks one can do with neon pink poo into his ear*
Toboe: *GRIN*
Sirius: *ruffles his hair* *beam* *PROPRIETORY*
Blue: .... *has a very bad feeling about this* What was that?
Sirius: Nothing! Those flowers bring out your eyes.
Blue: *BLUSH*
Toboe: *tries to hid his smi~rk*
Sirius: *is getting cold again because he is a wimpy furless clawless human at the end of the day* *quick thinking* I could make a fire if you're cold, Blue. Your cheeks are a bit red. We could tell ghost stories and the like. *grins*
Blue: Huh? ...Oh right. Cold. *starts playing with the flowers again*
Toboe: *snort*
Sirius: *makes a face at Toboe when Blue isnt looking*
Blue: *surreptitiously kicks Toboe*
Toboe: *hides his face, still snickering*
Sirius: *reaches up and snatches three strands of hair of the snickering Toboe* *transfigures them into HUGE BONFIRE LOGS!* *points wand* Incendio.
CRACKLING SUPER GREAT FIRE: FWOOSH!
Blue: ..........Wow. *scoots back a little because it's a Super Great Fire*
Toboe: *scoots back, as well*
Sirius: *scoots closer* Ahhhh. *takes off shoes and socks* *throws a sock at Toboe* *wriggles toes in front of the flames* *HAPPY NOISE*
Toboe: D: It smells like corn. *shakes it off*
Blue: *laughs out loud*
Sirius: *BLUSH* IT DOES NOT. I doubt yours would smell like roses!
Toboe: I don't wear any, so there!
Sirius: Oh yeah. *hums thoughtfully* Is Kiba alright with you lot hanging around with me? I am mostly human at the end of the day. *conjures a marshmellow on the end of his wand* *toast toast*
Blue: I don't see why not. He likes you. We all do. *stretches out in front of nice warm fire*
Sirius: *catches Blue's eye* Its harder to tell with him than other people.
Blue: Hmm. I suppose... But once you're pack, you know how he is. *looks into the fire because fire is really pretty*
Toboe: *rolls over onto his back* Yeah. Besides, it's not like you're hunting ALL of us.
Blue: *totally misses what he meant and freaks out* ..The hell? *narrows eyes at Sirius*
Sirius: *FLAIL* THATS NOT WHAT HE MEANT. HAVE A MARSHMALLOW. *flings it at her* *very smooth*
Blue: *gets bonked in the forehead with a marshmallow* ..... *growls*
Toboe: *grins as he has front row seats to SOMETHING*
Sirius: *startled* *growls back*
Blue: *shifts into wolf* *snarls*
Toboe: *O SHI-*
Sirius: *-TTTTTTTTTT!!* *shifts into Padfoot* *stands ground* You dont trust me?
Blue: Toboe said you were hunting... and. *sits* ...And you threw a marshmallow at me.
Sirius: Im not hunting- *glares at Toboe* -anyone. And I threw a marshmallow at you because marshmallow's delicious. *pads closer and picks up the marshmallow carefully with his teeth* *remembers he doesnt have hands* *awkwardly holds it out* *wag*
Toboe: *ducks a bit at the glare, but keeps on watching, really curious as to what's going to happen next*
Blue: .... *takes the marshmallow* Smmrff. ...Mmmf? *half-melted marshmallows + doggie jaws = not fun*
Sirius: *should've remembered that* *fails across the board* *wags hopefully*
Blue: *wags back* *stil working jaws furiously but damn this marshamllow*
Sirius: *refuses to look at Toboe*
Toboe: *counting how many times Blue has to chew* You're up to forty seven!
PADFOOT'S BACK LEFT PAW: *MEETS TOBOE'S FACE*
Blue: *grins a toothy and marshmallowy grin*
Toboe: *YELPS and jumps up* You didn't have to do that!!!
Blue: *pads over to Toboe* *sits on him again*
Sirius: *gleefully nuzzles Blue for JUSTICE!!*
Blue: *wags tail furiously* *gets comfy on her new pillow*
Toboe: *feels that this punishment was NOT deserved* Get OFF!!! *wrigglewriggle*
Blue: *GLARES at pillow* *STILL chewing*
Toboe: *glares BACK, NOT chewing*
Sirius: *lays down neatly and slightly closer than probably normal* *hunting, REALLY*
Blue: *lays down on Toboe* *is making distinctly odd faces trying to get rid of the marshmallow goo*
Toboe: *has been converted into a mattress*
Sirius: *laughs at Blue* *covers snout with paw* Sorry.
Blue: Ggmmrf frrth. *is NOT pouting AT ALL* *though the marshamallow does taste rather good*
Sirius: *twitches ears* Whats that? Didnt really quite get what you're saying there. *WAG WAG WAG WAG WAG*
Blue: *shifts to lay on both of them at the same time* Hmph.
Sirius: OOF. *blink* Lo, Toboe.
Toboe: ...Hi!
Sirius: *mutters something about this is where The Goods Are to him*
Toboe: *got Blue's leg* ...D: Really?
Sirius: *nodnod*
Toboe: ....*slightly disappointed*
FUCKED OFF BEAR: GRRRRRROOAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!
Toboe: *gives Padfoot the universal "ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?!" look before jumping back a good five feet*
Blue: *SNAPS OUT OF IT* LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. *headbutts Sirius who is still laughing*
Sirius: AHAHAHAHHA- OOPH!! HAHAHA!! * trips over himself turning around*
GIANT FREAKING PAW: *SWIPES RIGHT OVER THEIR HEADS*
Blue: *nips Toboe* Come on!!! *RUNS LIKE HELL*
Toboe: *FROZEN AGAIN* IT'S A BEAR. *IS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS TODAY*
Sirius: *flattens himself out as the bear swipes again* *still huffing laughter* *CHOMPS ON TOBOE'S TAIL* IT IFF. HFHFHFHF!!
Blue: *turns around when she realizes the idiot males are still not moving* *is FREAKING OUT*
Sirius: *starts walking backwards with Toboe's tail still in his mouth, STILL laughing*
Toboe: *finally gets it, and starts scrambling*
Blue: *bites Sirius's tail HARD* *YANKS*
FUCKED OFF BEAR: *wonders wtf is up with these cannibal canines*
Sirius: *YELPS and backs up into Blue's face*
FUCKED OFF BEAR: *DESPITE MORNING JOINT STIFFNESS IS GETTING TO HIS FEET JOLLY WELL*
Blue: *is pushed back on her butt* *headbutts them both again, PUSHING THEM ‘CAUSE THEY SUCK AT MOVEMENT*
Toboe: *PULLS AWAY FROM SIRIUS' JAWS AND RUNS LIKE HELL*
Sirius: *had somehow not realized he needed to let GO of Toboe's tail* *turns around and is mortified* IM SO SORRY I REAR ENDED YOUR FACE.
FUCKED OFF BEAR: *WANTS PORRIGE* *HAS NONE* *WILL SETTLE FOR CANINES* GROOOOOOOAAAGHHH!
Blue: Can we deal with the rear ends later??? *RUNS*
Toboe: *ALREADY FIVE HUNDRED BAJILLION MILES (BUT NOT REALLY) AHEAD OF THEM*
Sirius: *FLEES FOR HIS LIFE*
FUCKED OFF BEAR: *is very nice when you get to know him, really* *growls and slides down the slope after them*
Toboe: *turns around* HOLY SHIT.
Sirius: WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
Toboe: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME THAT.
Blue: SIRIUS!!! *is not pleased*
Sirius: *FLATTENS EARS* IT WAS KIBA!
FUCKED OFF BEAR: *misses the attention* *GAINS ON THEM*
Blue: *stares at him disapprovingly* *FINALLY NOTICES THE BEAR*
Toboe: *BOLTS AGAIN*
Blue: *YELPS* *FOLLOWS*
Toboe: I HEARD ONCE THAT IF YOU PLAY DEAD A BEAR WON'T EAT YOU.
Sirius: *looks at Blue for confirmation*
Blue: ...You've never eaten something already dead? EVER? *rolls eyes*
BY NOW SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY FUCKED OFF BEAR: *SLIDES DOWN THE SLOPE FASTER BECAUSE HES BLOODY MASSIVE* *PRACTICALLY NECK AND NECK* Pip pip wot wot just kidding GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!
Blue: ...HOLY SHIT. *RUNS FASTER*
Toboe: WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH?
Sirius: DONT FUCKING TALK BACK TO YOUR ELDERS!
Blue: ....BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP AND RUN. *growl*
Sirius: *-5 points ego* CAN BEARS CLIMB?!
Toboe: YES.
Sirius: *BRILLIANT IDEA* GO UP THAT TREE ANYWAY.
Blue: Fine. *jumps up*
Toboe: *right behind her*
Sirius: *mutters* What, no "No, Sirius, save yourself, we couldn’t bear to lose you"... of course not..
FUCKED OFF BEAR: GAAAARROOUUUUNNGGGHHH!! *skids to a halt in front of Padfoot and the tree*
Toboe: *looks down* Can't you jump?!
Blue: *notices Hey, Sirius isn't up here* *jumps down onto Fucked Off Bear* *BITE*
Sirius: *PANIC* ARGH!! NO!!
FUCKED OFF BEAR: *BELLOWS IN AGITATION*
Toboe: *stays up because MR. TREE IS VERY SAFE AS OF NOW*
Blue: *WILL DEFINITELY HAVE WORDS WITH TOBOE LATER*
Sirius: *thinks fast* .... *thinks FASTER* *shifts into a human* *points his wand and SHOUTS LATIN GIBBERISH!*
FUCKED OFF BEAR: *becomes a seriously agitated star-nosed mole*
Blue: .....
Toboe: ....Food?
Blue: *is now biting a mole* *WTF*
Sirius: *pants*
Blue: .....*lets go*
Seriously Agitated Star-Nosed Mole: *bleeds to death anti-climactically*
Blue: *shifts to human* *breathing heavily*
Toboe: *hops down and goes to play with the now anti-climactically dead seriously agitated start-nosed mole*
Sirius: *begins to get breathing under control* *swallows and looks at Blue*I remembered I can do magic.
Blue: ......... *starts laughing hysterically*
Sirius: *snorts twice before joining her*
Toboe: *looks up at the two of them* ...Did I miss something?
Blue: *would say something snarky like THE FIGHT but can't really breathe right now*
Sirius: *manages to rasp* Eat your mole.
Toboe: You don't want any? *dead serious*
Blue: *gasping* Not... right now. *leans against Sirius* *still laughing*
Sirius: *wipes eyes* *every time he starts to wind down he catches Blue's eye or the dead bloody mole's eye and starts laughing again*
Toboe: .....*swallows said mole without a second thought*
Blue: ..... *bursts out laughing AGAIN*
Sirius: *has given himself the hiccups he's laughed so hard*
Toboe: ......*stupid "I have no idea what's going on* smile*
Blue: *falls down laughing* *sighs* ...Heh.
Sirius: *plops down next to her in the snow* *hiccups quietly* *stupid grin* *looks at Toboe* You totally FROZE. I had to EAT YOUR TAIL.
Blue: *nudge* I had to eat your tail too.
Toboe: Y-yeah! *BLUSH*
Blue: But you froze worse. *shoots Toboe GLARE*
Toboe: *glares back* It was a giant bear! What'd you expect?!
Sirius: *feels bad for him* *steps in quickly* Not everyone is a little miss Go For The Jugular here.. *bumps Blue and grins*
Blue: *blushes* Well... I, ah. You were down there and... You can't jump like we can.... So. Yeah. *ducks head down and wow, that is some really nice snow*
Sirius: *cool as the underside of a pillow* I had everything under control. *twirls wand in fingers idly*
Blue: Sure. *hides a smile*
Sirius: I had it all thought it! Really! Even had back up plans if it didn’t work. *crooked grin*
Blue: So why exactly were you running with us? *teasing grin*
Sirius: *sticks out chin and looks very Ancient and Most Noble House of Black* Making sure you were safe. Naturally.
Blue: *laughs out loud*
Sirius: *big bright smile* What're you cackling about? Its true! I have very heroic streaks in me!
Blue: Sure. So… the magic thing. Really works.
Sirius: *laughs* Of course it does! What did you think I was on about?
Blue: I don't know. You could have been crazy. *shrugs*
Sirius: *slyly* Why did you keep talking to me, if you thought I was crazy?
Blue: You were... interesting.
Toboe: Weird's more like. *grin*
Blue: *had totally forgotten Toboe was there* *blinkblink* *throws snow at him*
Sirius: *reaches out and puts a hand on Blue's hand, to stop her* *smirks with sharp teeth and flicks wand* *two little snowmen form and start attacking Toboe*
Toboe: *jkladfjklsdfskldjasdfjkl* *hops back into the tree* MEAN!!! THAT'S MEAN!!!
Blue: ....Wow. That's really cool. *NOTICING the hand* *blush*
Sirius: *laughs* Last new years I made seven foot tall ones. I won every snowball fight in London. They called me Black Frost. *sighs, fondly* *hasn’t even noticed he didn’t move his hand*
Two Little Snowmen: *spit tiny snowballs up the tree*
Blue: Black Frost? ....I don't get it.
Toboe: *clings to his branch*
Sirius: You know, Jack Frost? My surname - never mind. *notices the hand* *BNJDBGJSDB SJDFBSJHDFHSDFBHSD*
Two Tiny Snowmen: *use their scarves as grapples to shimmy up the tree*
Blue: Oh. *still doesn't get it* *notices the noticing*
Sirius: *NOTICES HER NOTICING HIS NOTICING* *IS STUCK IN A CIRCLE OF AWKWARD*
Toboe: *FALLS FROM THE TREE AND RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE AWKWARD CIRCLE*
Blue: ........
Sirius: *whimpers* *wishes Toboe's knee had been slightly to the left, or slightly to the right*
Two Tiny Snowmen: *fall on Blue and explode*
Blue: *is now covered in snow* ....
Toboe: *nervous grin*
Sirius: *eyes shut tight*
Blue: *pulls hand away to dig out of the SNOW MOUNTAIN*
Sirius: *would hate everything but is in too much pain to comprehend anything beyond a high screaming in the back of his head* Move. Your. Leg.
Toboe: *looks* O-oh! Right! *backs away slooooooowly*
Sirius: *HUGE sigh*
Blue: *pops head out of snow* ......What?
Toboe: *afraid to make any sudden movements*
Blue: .... *whaps Toboe*
Sirius: *very discreetly piles snow in a tender area* *ALSO whaps Toboe*
Toboe: Owowowow! It's not my fault!!!
Sirius: *doesn’t trust his voice yet, or would tell Toboe why it IS his fault, very convincingly, with interesting swear word combinations*
Blue: ....*stares at Toboe* You fell. Out of a tree. On us. How is it not your fault.
Toboe: *points accusingly at Sirius* His stupid snowmen chased me!
Sirius: *happy the evidence of his harassment is now snowflakes again* I don’t see any snowmen.
Blue: ....They exploded. See the snow?
Sirius: You look very fetching with snowflakes in your eyelashes. *innocent beam*
Blue: ....... *BLUSHES*
Sirius: *has flashbacks to how he got out of winter detentions* *glee*
Toboe: *blinkblink* *>D* Need a room? The bear cave is open again.
Blue: *snaps back* Shut up, To-chan. *pushes him*
Sirius: You know, I can hex all sorts of things to your face? *brightly*
Toboe: *falls backwards from Blue's push before giving Sirius a look of complete horror*
Blue: Maybe you can put his tail on his face. *trying to be serious*
Sirius: That’s not a horrible idea. *lights his wand up red and holds it under his face, so he looks demonic* And his ears on his bum?
Blue: Sounds good to me.
Toboe: *looks as though he's about to cry from absolute fear*
Sirius: .... *takes pity* *the wand glow changes from red to bright yellow, and then shoots sparklers* *crosses his eyes*
Toboe: *snickers at the sight*
Blue: *is startled by sparklers*
Sirius: *knows how those chaps in the tacky maroon suits with the bunnies in their hats feel* *shakes his wand, as if there's something stuck in it* *bluebells fall out* *shakes it again* *little brightly colored geckos plop into the snow* *beams*
Blue: *picks up the bluebells* .....They're beautiful. *eyes sparkling*
Toboe: *grins, then pounces on the geckos* *may have one in his mouth already*
Sirius: *distracted by the sparkling* Uh. They're from Mexico. Axlotls. *thinks she’s talking about the lizards*
Toboe: Waff a Mechico? *mouth full of lizard*
Blue: Really? *looking over the flowers*
Sirius: Ah, yeah, they live under rocks and eat beetles. *is obviously amazing at flirting today* *answers Toboe without looking at him* Mexico is the magical place where tequila shots and cheese burritos were born.
Blue: ........Wait. What? *does a double take between Sirius and the flowers*
Toboe: *swallows a lizard* ...they actually kinda taste like cheese. Hn.
Sirius: *JHBJBNFGKJNDGKGJG* NO. THAT’S. UH. Those are, uhm. Blue. Bluebells. I must've been thinking about- *DFSKJFNKFJ* -theeee hunchback of Notre Dame. Bells. Yes.
Blue: But... What does a hunchback have to do with flowers. *is confused. but flowers are still pretty so. win?*
Toboe: *snort/laughs out a lizard*
Blue: *stares* Chew your food, To-chan.
Sirius: You should come to London with me next time. *fgnjfn!* Uh, both of you. I mean. If you'd like.
Blue: Hmm. What's it like?
Sirius: *grins* Its brilliant. There's lots of people and pie shops and parks and big red MEGA automobulls and the wizarding underground there has great entertainment,
theres this one italian food place where the meatballs sing for you, dinner and a show but LITERALLY- *babbling once again because he's so smooth*
Toboe: *was following him until he started talking about Italian* *stare*
Blue: ......... *stares too*
Sirius: ..... *metaphorical ear droop*
Blue: It sounds... interesting. *trying to look like she got everything Sirius was saying*
Sirius: So you'll come? *bright grin*
Blue: Why not? Could be fun. *soft smile*
Sirius: *daft smile* *way too long passes*
Toboe: *burps up pink* ....
Sirius: Oh. *looks slightly alarmed* I guess those werent Axoltls. Uhm. You shouldnt have eaten those.
Blue: ...Are you feeling okay, Toboe? *worried*
Toboe: *blinks* I feel fine.
Sirius: *snorts abruptly* *tries not to laugh*
Blue: *still a little worried* Are you sure?
Toboe: *hiccups yellow* Yeah.
Blue: ..............
Sirius: Soooo. *casual* Those were Pigmy Pigment Lizards. He might be, uh, multicoloured for the next couple days. *coughs* His more basic processes will be.. interesting as well. *tries not to smile* *fails*
Blue: ...... *facepalm*
Toboe: *general not-knowing-what's-going-on smile*
Sirius: *laughs* Can you translate for him?
Blue: ... *sighs* To-chan. *whispers what's going on in his ear*
Toboe: *countenance slowly transforms from blissful ignorance, to mild understanding, to the horror of knowledge*
Sirius: *wishes he had a camera*
Blue: *sits back* *chuckles*
Toboe: *whimper*
Sirius: *takes pity AGAIN* *leans in and whispers the pranks one can do with neon pink poo into his ear*
Toboe: *GRIN*
Sirius: *ruffles his hair* *beam* *PROPRIETORY*
Blue: .... *has a very bad feeling about this* What was that?
Sirius: Nothing! Those flowers bring out your eyes.
Blue: *BLUSH*
Toboe: *tries to hid his smi~rk*
Sirius: *is getting cold again because he is a wimpy furless clawless human at the end of the day* *quick thinking* I could make a fire if you're cold, Blue. Your cheeks are a bit red. We could tell ghost stories and the like. *grins*
Blue: Huh? ...Oh right. Cold. *starts playing with the flowers again*
Toboe: *snort*
Sirius: *makes a face at Toboe when Blue isnt looking*
Blue: *surreptitiously kicks Toboe*
Toboe: *hides his face, still snickering*
Sirius: *reaches up and snatches three strands of hair of the snickering Toboe* *transfigures them into HUGE BONFIRE LOGS!* *points wand* Incendio.
CRACKLING SUPER GREAT FIRE: FWOOSH!
Blue: ..........Wow. *scoots back a little because it's a Super Great Fire*
Toboe: *scoots back, as well*
Sirius: *scoots closer* Ahhhh. *takes off shoes and socks* *throws a sock at Toboe* *wriggles toes in front of the flames* *HAPPY NOISE*
Toboe: D: It smells like corn. *shakes it off*
Blue: *laughs out loud*
Sirius: *BLUSH* IT DOES NOT. I doubt yours would smell like roses!
Toboe: I don't wear any, so there!
Sirius: Oh yeah. *hums thoughtfully* Is Kiba alright with you lot hanging around with me? I am mostly human at the end of the day. *conjures a marshmellow on the end of his wand* *toast toast*
Blue: I don't see why not. He likes you. We all do. *stretches out in front of nice warm fire*
Sirius: *catches Blue's eye* Its harder to tell with him than other people.
Blue: Hmm. I suppose... But once you're pack, you know how he is. *looks into the fire because fire is really pretty*
Toboe: *rolls over onto his back* Yeah. Besides, it's not like you're hunting ALL of us.
Blue: *totally misses what he meant and freaks out* ..The hell? *narrows eyes at Sirius*
Sirius: *FLAIL* THATS NOT WHAT HE MEANT. HAVE A MARSHMALLOW. *flings it at her* *very smooth*
Blue: *gets bonked in the forehead with a marshmallow* ..... *growls*
Toboe: *grins as he has front row seats to SOMETHING*
Sirius: *startled* *growls back*
Blue: *shifts into wolf* *snarls*
Toboe: *O SHI-*
Sirius: *-TTTTTTTTTT!!* *shifts into Padfoot* *stands ground* You dont trust me?
Blue: Toboe said you were hunting... and. *sits* ...And you threw a marshmallow at me.
Sirius: Im not hunting- *glares at Toboe* -anyone. And I threw a marshmallow at you because marshmallow's delicious. *pads closer and picks up the marshmallow carefully with his teeth* *remembers he doesnt have hands* *awkwardly holds it out* *wag*
Toboe: *ducks a bit at the glare, but keeps on watching, really curious as to what's going to happen next*
Blue: .... *takes the marshmallow* Smmrff. ...Mmmf? *half-melted marshmallows + doggie jaws = not fun*
Sirius: *should've remembered that* *fails across the board* *wags hopefully*
Blue: *wags back* *stil working jaws furiously but damn this marshamllow*
Sirius: *refuses to look at Toboe*
Toboe: *counting how many times Blue has to chew* You're up to forty seven!
PADFOOT'S BACK LEFT PAW: *MEETS TOBOE'S FACE*
Blue: *grins a toothy and marshmallowy grin*
Toboe: *YELPS and jumps up* You didn't have to do that!!!
Blue: *pads over to Toboe* *sits on him again*
Sirius: *gleefully nuzzles Blue for JUSTICE!!*
Blue: *wags tail furiously* *gets comfy on her new pillow*
Toboe: *feels that this punishment was NOT deserved* Get OFF!!! *wrigglewriggle*
Blue: *GLARES at pillow* *STILL chewing*
Toboe: *glares BACK, NOT chewing*
Sirius: *lays down neatly and slightly closer than probably normal* *hunting, REALLY*
Blue: *lays down on Toboe* *is making distinctly odd faces trying to get rid of the marshmallow goo*
Toboe: *has been converted into a mattress*
Sirius: *laughs at Blue* *covers snout with paw* Sorry.
Blue: Ggmmrf frrth. *is NOT pouting AT ALL* *though the marshamallow does taste rather good*
Sirius: *twitches ears* Whats that? Didnt really quite get what you're saying there. *WAG WAG WAG WAG WAG*
Blue: *shifts to lay on both of them at the same time* Hmph.
Sirius: OOF. *blink* Lo, Toboe.
Toboe: ...Hi!
Sirius: *mutters something about this is where The Goods Are to him*
Toboe: *got Blue's leg* ...D: Really?
Sirius: *nodnod*
Toboe: ....*slightly disappointed*