OOC: Log Part One (?!)
Who: Blue, Sirius and Toboe
What: Shenanigans
When: Disaster Week!
Where: Wolf's Rain Fandom
Rating: PG-13
No characters can see... AND THIS IS PART ONE OF A MASSIVE LOG, FOLKS.
Blue: *sitting on Toboe* ..... *typing on laptop*
Toboe: *staring into empty space trying to NOT THINK ABOUT WALRUSES*
Empty Space: *MAKES A NOISE LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD*
Toboe: *D8*
Blue: *JUMPS THREE FEET IN THE AIR*
Empty Space: *suddenly very full of wizard* HALLO!!
Blue: ........You didn't say it was going to be that loud. *is on ground now, thanks*
Toboe: *was always on the ground* ....Hi. *looks up with puppy eyes*
Sirius: *puts a foot on Toboe's head to sturdy himself* *reaches down and helps Blue up because he is a Gentleman and what* Ahaha. Sorry. It is a bit loud, isn’t it? You'd thought whoever invented it back in the dark ages wouldn’t've been so keen on announcing the fact he was appearing out of thin air. Stakes and witch roasts, you know.
*realizes he's babbling already*
Toboe: *muffled because his face is in the ground* MMMPHH!!!!!
Blue: *smiles and takes hand* It's... Yeah. Loud. *wonders where the mumbling is coming from*
Toboe: *wriggles around*
Sirius: I'll take a broom next time or something. Uhm, assuming you'll want to have me back. And that Kiba doesn’t kill me. *foot itches* *ignores*
Toboe: *PASSES OUT FROM LACK OF AIR*
Blue: Kiba will be fine. He's had worse. *tilts head* Why wouldn't we want you back? You're pack. *notices Toboe not moving* .......Oops?
Sirius: *is halfway through an awkward stammer* -oops? *looks down* Oh. OOPS. *moves foot* *mumbles something about face trampling building character*
Toboe: ........... *just kind of... lays there*
Blue: *bends down* ..... *nudges Toboe* Pup? You okay?
Sirius: *worries that homicide is not the best way to make friends, despite what his family has taught him* *discreetly withdraws wand* *not so discreetly summons a bucket of water which dumps on Toboe*
Toboe: *pops up from the ground* H-huh?! What's.... HEY! *points up at Sirius* What the heck was that?!
Sirius: *looks over shoulder* What was what?
Blue: *tries to hide laughter* ... *fails* Feel better, To-chan?
Toboe: *sits up* You know exactly what! *glares at Blue* And m'not To-chan!
Blue: But it's cute. Like you. *ruffles his hair*
Sirius: *manly pride feels wounded in empathy* *snickers anyway*
Toboe: *glares at the both of them and mumbles under his breath, arms crossed*
Blue: Come on, Toboe... *has no resistance to puppy eyes* Don't be angry.
Sirius: *something "drops" out of Sirius' jumper* OH GODRIC'S BONG WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT ITS A STICK. *is very subtle* *grins at Toboe*
Blue: *loses illusion* *tail wag*
Toboe: .........*not far behind, sans tail wagging as he's still a grumpy puppy*
Sirius: *pokes Toboe in the nose with the stick, arching his eyebrows*
Blue: *eyes follow stick* .... *grins*
Toboe: *does not appreciate the nose poke, but still, STICK* Can't we just play already? *puppy eyes again*
Sirius: *makes as if to absolutely wing the stick*
Blue: *jumps up* *IS READY*
Sirius: *instead tosses it barely two inches in the air and shape-shifts into Padfoot* *snatches the stick out of the air and BOOKS, making huffing, laughing noises*
Blue: ............ *chases :D*
Toboe: *just realizes what's going on and chases after 'cause he doesn't wanna be left behind.... again*
Sirius: *leaps over rocks and assorted flora and fauna* *calls back, ignoring the stick* Ggnnff hhff ffnnaah gffnhh!! *is probably being offensive* *shakes rear*
Blue: ....What? *laughs* *runs around* Come on, To-chan!
Toboe: *finally catches up* He's talkin' weird. *snicker*
Sirius: *swings around and does that playful stance* Yer mummff's 'rred.
Toboe: *blinks* My what's a what?
Blue: *slides to a stop in the snow that is always there* I have no idea. *is quite confused*
Sirius: *drops the stick* I said, his mum's weird. *only belatedly realizes he's relinquished the stick*
Toboe: *DIVES FOR IT*
Blue: *was waiting for that >D* *grabs stick and takes off*
Sirius: HOI! *speeds after* *kicks up snow everywhere*
Blue: *is jumping all over the place because STICK!!!*
Toboe: *scrambles up after his fail-rific dive for the stick* Hey!! WAIT!!! *CHASE*
Blue: *stops and poses for a couple seconds* Come on, you can run faster than that! *grinning*
Sirius: *speeds up* *pads slip on a sheet of ice because he is a spoiled house dog and has no grip* *slides into an inconveniently placed snow bank because his life is a bad sitcom*
Toboe: *uses Padfoot as a springboard over said snow bank so he can catch up to Blue*
Padfoot's Rump: *le bruise*
Blue: *drops stick and shifts back to human* Nice going, To-chan! *laughing her head off*
Inconveniently Placed Snowbank: *swears at them a bunch*
Toboe: *stays as a wolf because he wants MOAR STICK* *looks back at Padfoot* I wonder if he's okay. D:
Padfoot's Nose: *pokes out of the bank and twitches at them*
Toboe: *trots on over and paws at it*
Sirius: *SNEEZE*
Blue: *walks over* Sirius? *starts brushing off snow*
Toboe: D8 *jumps up then runs behind Blue*
Sirius: *pops out of the snow bank, human*
Snow: *COVERS THEM*
Sirius: RAAAAAAHHH!!
Toboe: *YIPS*
Blue: ...... *jumps out of snow bank in wolf-form* *TACKLES SIRIUS*
Sirius: Gaaah bloody- *makes a FWOOMP noise when he hits the ground* *now understand why James was so adamant about teaching Padfoot 'heel' and 'down'* TOBOE!! MALE SOLIDARITY!!
Toboe: *sits there and pants as he has no idea what that means*
Sirius: *curses his extensive vocabulary, extensively*
Blue: *steps off of Sirius daintily* *shakes off snow*
Sirius: *twists quickly into Padfoot and snaps after her tail*
Blue: *yelps and laughs* *runs away playfully*
Toboe: *scampers a bit after them, debating whether or not to sing "SIRIUS AND BLUE~ SITTIN’ IN A TREE~"*
Sirius: *cannot be responsible to uphold any standard of Good Dog-ness if he does* *trots after Blue happily* *tail is like a freaking helicopter, which none of them have any a remote idea of*
Blue: *is sort of ignoring Toboe right now |D* *starts rolling in snow just because* *is feeling a whole lot better*
Toboe: *doesn't feel like being sat on again, so he keeps his mouth shut - for now*
Sirius: *attempts to pounce on Blue's tail* *misses because she's rolling and gets a nose full of snow* *makes pitiful eyes at Blue* *is totally hamming it up*
Blue: *can't stand up to the puppy eyes D:* *whiiiiiiiiines*
Sirius: *tries not to wag his tail* *fails* *whaps Toboe in the face repeatedly*
Toboe: *CHOMP*
Sirius: *YELPS*
Blue: *laughs*
Sirius: *turns on Toboe* *IS HUGE AND BLACK AND SHAGGY*
Toboe: ..............*whimper*
Sirius: *shifts into a human* *pushes his fingers into Toboe's jowls to make him grin ridiculously*
Toboe: *wriggles his head back and forth, growling*
Blue: *sits and watches* *tongue lolled out*
Sirius: *takes fingers out* *acts disgusted* Ewww. Slobber. *acts like his username isn’t slobberymongrel*
Toboe: *puts up his human illusion* I don't slobber, you jerk!
Blue: *shifts back just to go with the flow* ...A little bit.
Sirius: No wonder there’s so much snow. Its all your frozen drool. *flicks it at him and grins*
Toboe: *puffs his chest out, trying to seem intimidating when he's a tiny thing* I don't slobber!!!
Blue: *tilts head again* *pokes Toboe in the chest* What are you trying to do there?
Sirius: *ruffles Toboe's hair, deciding to be on his side* He's flexing. That’s how you get the lady wolves, eh.
Toboe: M'not- *realizes what Sirius is doing* Uh... yeah. That's right.
Blue: *chuckles* So who's the lucky girl, To-chan? *is only teasing him a liiiiiittle bit*
Sirius: *takes a similar stance to Toboe, as if backing him up* A bloke like him? As if he bothers remembering names. Its a sea of faces.
Toboe: Y-yeah! I don't bother to remember any of their names! It's all about... uh... GETTIN' THE GOODS!
Sirius: *has to bit the inside of his cheek not to laugh*
Blue: *arches eyebrow at that* ........What.
Toboe: ...the goods?
Sirius: He said the goods. *reiterates needlessly*
Blue: Do you even know what you're talking about there?
Toboe: Getting goods! Y'know... goods! *looks up to Sirius for help*
Cloud: *is apparently VERY interesting*
Sirius: *looks back down* Oh yes. You probably know more about getting goods than I
do. I would say you're a master goods-getter.
Blue: *looking between them* *shoves them both over into the snow* Males.
Sirius: *laughs madly*
Toboe: Awwww, c'mon Blue! *covered in snow*
Blue: *smiles*
Sirius: *smirks up at Blue and winks*
Blue: *rolls eyes* .... *starts laughing again*
Toboe: *blinkblink* *no idea what just happened*
Sirius: *feels smooth* *gets to his feet and shakes snow out of his hair* *offers Toboe a hand up*
Toboe: *hops up himself, trying to be cool, only to slip and fall back down*
Blue: Very nice, Toboe. *gets up* *dusts self off*
Sirius: *laughs* *realizes he's freezing when half of the laugh is chattered* *LE EMBARRASSED* *helps Toboe up a SECOND time to distract*
Blue: ...... *totally forgot Sirius doesn't have fur*
Toboe: *takes Sirius' help this time, blushing*
Blue: Um. *looks around* You want to head somewhere a bit warmer? I'm... sort of cold. *fake shiver*
Sirius: Do you want my cloak? *will totally die of hypothermia if she says yes and hates himself*
Blue: Oh. *not sure how the cloak would work on her* No, I just want to get somewhere... a bit warmer.
Toboe: *raises a hand* What about a cave?
Sirius: THERE ARE BEARS IN CAVES. *realizes his pureblood is showing* *pulls cloak tighter and is awkward*
Blue: *chuckles a little* We can find something without any bears.
Sirius: Er. Smashing. *colors a little but grins anyway*
Toboe: *evil grin when he sees Sirius' blush*
Blue: *grins in general* .... *is standing in a mess of awkward now*
Sirius: *hates awkward silences with a passion* SO, UHM. *kicks at the snow* ....Sooooooooo... *wishes he were embedded in said snow* .......Cave?
Toboe: Uh huh~ If you're not sca~red.
Blue: Yes. Cave. *turns to Toboe* You know where a good one is?
Sirius: I’m not scared! I do this all the time! *scoffs* *is so not an outdoors person* *still has nightmares about when he went camping*
Blue: Why would we be scared? *pokes Toboe in the forehead* Come on, To~chan~
Toboe: 'cause of the BIG BAD BEARS! *snicker*
Blue: ..... *no-nonsense face* Toboe.
Toboe: ....This way. *slinks ahead*
Sirius: *has unconsciously sidled closer to Blue because HOLY SHIT, BEARS?* *wonders if he should offer his arm* *attempts and aborts several times*
Blue: *smiles at Toboe* Good boy. *is totally oblivious to Sirius's failings* *follows* *looks back over shoulders* You coming, Sirius?
Sirius: *was busy wishing she would call him a good boy* *startles* Er! Yes! Sorry! Coming! *catches up* ... *tries to say it low enough so Toboe cant hear* There aren’t really any, erm, bears, are there?
Toboe: *too busy thinking of diabolical ways to prank the two of them to notice any whispering*
Blue: *sighs at what appears to be To-chan's sulking*
Sirius: *IS GETTING NERVOUS BECAUSE, HOLY SHIT BEARS*
Blue: *shifts and starts running to break the tension*
Toboe: H-hey! I thought I was the leader!!! *as Blue runs past him*
Sirius: *shrugs at Toboe in a 'women, heh' kind of way* *shifts and trots after*
Toboe: *YEAH. WIMMINZ. >|*
Sirius: *headbutts Toboe's illusion hand w/e*
Blue: *turns around* *wags tail impatiently waiting for them to catch up*
Sirius: *DISTRACTED BY THE OMG GIRL* *bolts away from Toboe*
Toboe: HEY!!! *chases after them, almost forgetting to drop the illusion*
Blue: *doggy grin* *starts running again* *has no idea where she's going though LOL*
Toboe: Don't go that way! Those're where the BIG SCARY BEARS are!
Blue: *stops short* ....Really?
Sirius: *ears flatten*
Toboe: ...*>D* Yup. Really!
Sirius: *tail curls underneath*
Blue: *whimper*
Toboe: *>D* Big grizzlies! With looooong black claws and biiiiiig sharp teeth that eat HUMANS as meals and WOLVES as snacks!
Sirius: No dogs then? *ears perk*
Toboe: They save dogs for dessert!
Blue: ..... *ears flattened against head* To-chan....
Sirius: *totally mistakes Blue's body language* I'll protect you. *flails mentally because dogs can’t* Uh, Toboe too. Not that you need protecting. You're a very capable. Uh.
*sticks his snout into the snow to stop talking*
Blue: *ears perk up* Thanks... *nuzzles a little*
Toboe: *tries REALLY REALLY HARD to hold back a sing song* This way then~!
Sirius: *too shy to nuzzle back* *TROTS BRISKLY AFTER TOBOE*
Blue: *follows* *is happy because HA! no more bears*
Toboe: *leads them over to a dark, creepy-as-all-hell cave* Here we go~!
Sirius: *sniffs around* ...Are you sure... *trails off*
Toboe: *balances on his hind legs and swats the air with his forepaws* Raaaawrr!!! *laughs*
Blue: .... *headbutts*
Sirius: *barks a laugh*
Toboe: *falls back* Owwww... you didn't hafta go and do that. *whimper*
Blue: Oh, come on... I barely touched you....
Sirius: *steps all over Toboe walking into the cave*
Toboe: *grumble*
Blue: *nudges Toboe* Come on, To-chan. *follows Sirius*
Toboe: *tags along behind everyone else*
Sirius: *slowly perking up because he can feel his paws again* *shakes out his coat* I guess this isn’t so bad. *perks up more* Oh, look, there's a leaf pile or something back here. *sniffs it* Phwoar, its ripe.
Blue: Well, it seems like a good enough cave. So.... *sits down* Now what?
Sirius: *keeps sniffing at the leaf pile*
Blue: *sniffs the air* ... *covers nose with paw* Ew.
Toboe: ...It's stinky to keep the bears away! >__>
Sirius: *wags his tail* *looks slightly mischievously at Blue*
Blue: .... *grins* *>D*
Sirius: *grins too* On three then?
Blue: Mmhmm.
Toboe: ....*blinkblink*
Blue: .........To-chan, what's that behind you?
Sirius: *mutters* One. Two. *playfully licks the side of Blue's face and wags his tail more*
Toboe: *looks behind him like the gullible idiot he is*
Sirius: Three.
Blue: *is a little too busy blushing to notice the three right away*
Sirius: *LEAPS*
Blue: *FOLLOWS*
Sirius: *TACKLES TOBOE INTO THE STINKY LEAF PILE*
Toboe: *TACKLED INTO THE STINKY LEAF PILE*
Blue: *LANDS ON SIRIUS*
Sirius: *JUMBLE OF LIMBS*
Toboe: *rolls around and out of the pile* WHY?!
The Stinky Leaf Pile: *shifts unnoticeably*
Blue: Because. *laughs*
Sirius: *DRAGS TOBOE BACK IN BY THE SCRUFF OF HIS NECK*
Blue: *pins Toboe down so he can't get away again*
Toboe: *panics* Stoooooooopp!!!!
Sirius: *bites on Toboe's ear playfully* Do you hear something, Blue?
The Stinky Leaf Pile: *shifts again*
Sirius: It sounded like the whiniest wind I’ve ever heard!
Blue: *laughing too hard to answer*
Sirius: *grins and preens*
The Stinky Leaf Pile: *GRUNTS LOUDLY*
Cave: *WHAT UP ECHO, ECHO, ECHO*
Toboe: *about to whine more, until he hears MR. ECHO* ....Uh... guys?
Blue: ....What was that? *stops tormenting Toboe*
Sirius: *freezes too*
Blue: *huddles against Sirius* *whiiiiiine*
Toboe: *rolls to his feet and sniffs around*
Sirius: *realizes he has to be Manly and Protective now* *head held high* *scents the air* I don’t smell anything... dangerous. I don’t smell anything, really, other than the stinky pile of leaves.
Toboe: *pokes said pile with his nose* Me neither.
Blue: ....If these are leaves, why aren't they all over after we jumped in them.
The Stinky Pile of Leaves: *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowls*
Mr. Echo: LOL HAY
Toboe: ................*whimper*
Blue: .................. *gets OFF the smelly thing*
Sirius: *follows quickly* Is.. is someone hungry or something?
Blue: ......Not that hungry.
Toboe: *shakes his head*
Sirius: Ah. *awkward pause* Wasn’t me, either.
The Stinky Pile of Leaves: *begins to get TALLER*
Toboe: ......*FROZEN*
Blue: ......... *STAAARING AT THE NEWLY RECOGNIZED BEAR*
NEWLY RECOGNIZED BEAR: *grunts sleepily* *stretches* *makes morning smacky-noises* *is generally quite endearing* ..... *until it noticed it had visitors, of course*
Sirius: Oh, fuck me. *LAUGHS MANICALLY*
How will our lovable heroes make it out of this one? Well, you'll have to wait until post number two, later to find out! Bum Ba BUUUUUM!
What: Shenanigans
When: Disaster Week!
Where: Wolf's Rain Fandom
Rating: PG-13
No characters can see... AND THIS IS PART ONE OF A MASSIVE LOG, FOLKS.
Blue: *sitting on Toboe* ..... *typing on laptop*
Toboe: *staring into empty space trying to NOT THINK ABOUT WALRUSES*
Empty Space: *MAKES A NOISE LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD*
Toboe: *D8*
Blue: *JUMPS THREE FEET IN THE AIR*
Empty Space: *suddenly very full of wizard* HALLO!!
Blue: ........You didn't say it was going to be that loud. *is on ground now, thanks*
Toboe: *was always on the ground* ....Hi. *looks up with puppy eyes*
Sirius: *puts a foot on Toboe's head to sturdy himself* *reaches down and helps Blue up because he is a Gentleman and what* Ahaha. Sorry. It is a bit loud, isn’t it? You'd thought whoever invented it back in the dark ages wouldn’t've been so keen on announcing the fact he was appearing out of thin air. Stakes and witch roasts, you know.
*realizes he's babbling already*
Toboe: *muffled because his face is in the ground* MMMPHH!!!!!
Blue: *smiles and takes hand* It's... Yeah. Loud. *wonders where the mumbling is coming from*
Toboe: *wriggles around*
Sirius: I'll take a broom next time or something. Uhm, assuming you'll want to have me back. And that Kiba doesn’t kill me. *foot itches* *ignores*
Toboe: *PASSES OUT FROM LACK OF AIR*
Blue: Kiba will be fine. He's had worse. *tilts head* Why wouldn't we want you back? You're pack. *notices Toboe not moving* .......Oops?
Sirius: *is halfway through an awkward stammer* -oops? *looks down* Oh. OOPS. *moves foot* *mumbles something about face trampling building character*
Toboe: ........... *just kind of... lays there*
Blue: *bends down* ..... *nudges Toboe* Pup? You okay?
Sirius: *worries that homicide is not the best way to make friends, despite what his family has taught him* *discreetly withdraws wand* *not so discreetly summons a bucket of water which dumps on Toboe*
Toboe: *pops up from the ground* H-huh?! What's.... HEY! *points up at Sirius* What the heck was that?!
Sirius: *looks over shoulder* What was what?
Blue: *tries to hide laughter* ... *fails* Feel better, To-chan?
Toboe: *sits up* You know exactly what! *glares at Blue* And m'not To-chan!
Blue: But it's cute. Like you. *ruffles his hair*
Sirius: *manly pride feels wounded in empathy* *snickers anyway*
Toboe: *glares at the both of them and mumbles under his breath, arms crossed*
Blue: Come on, Toboe... *has no resistance to puppy eyes* Don't be angry.
Sirius: *something "drops" out of Sirius' jumper* OH GODRIC'S BONG WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT ITS A STICK. *is very subtle* *grins at Toboe*
Blue: *loses illusion* *tail wag*
Toboe: .........*not far behind, sans tail wagging as he's still a grumpy puppy*
Sirius: *pokes Toboe in the nose with the stick, arching his eyebrows*
Blue: *eyes follow stick* .... *grins*
Toboe: *does not appreciate the nose poke, but still, STICK* Can't we just play already? *puppy eyes again*
Sirius: *makes as if to absolutely wing the stick*
Blue: *jumps up* *IS READY*
Sirius: *instead tosses it barely two inches in the air and shape-shifts into Padfoot* *snatches the stick out of the air and BOOKS, making huffing, laughing noises*
Blue: ............ *chases :D*
Toboe: *just realizes what's going on and chases after 'cause he doesn't wanna be left behind.... again*
Sirius: *leaps over rocks and assorted flora and fauna* *calls back, ignoring the stick* Ggnnff hhff ffnnaah gffnhh!! *is probably being offensive* *shakes rear*
Blue: ....What? *laughs* *runs around* Come on, To-chan!
Toboe: *finally catches up* He's talkin' weird. *snicker*
Sirius: *swings around and does that playful stance* Yer mummff's 'rred.
Toboe: *blinks* My what's a what?
Blue: *slides to a stop in the snow that is always there* I have no idea. *is quite confused*
Sirius: *drops the stick* I said, his mum's weird. *only belatedly realizes he's relinquished the stick*
Toboe: *DIVES FOR IT*
Blue: *was waiting for that >D* *grabs stick and takes off*
Sirius: HOI! *speeds after* *kicks up snow everywhere*
Blue: *is jumping all over the place because STICK!!!*
Toboe: *scrambles up after his fail-rific dive for the stick* Hey!! WAIT!!! *CHASE*
Blue: *stops and poses for a couple seconds* Come on, you can run faster than that! *grinning*
Sirius: *speeds up* *pads slip on a sheet of ice because he is a spoiled house dog and has no grip* *slides into an inconveniently placed snow bank because his life is a bad sitcom*
Toboe: *uses Padfoot as a springboard over said snow bank so he can catch up to Blue*
Padfoot's Rump: *le bruise*
Blue: *drops stick and shifts back to human* Nice going, To-chan! *laughing her head off*
Inconveniently Placed Snowbank: *swears at them a bunch*
Toboe: *stays as a wolf because he wants MOAR STICK* *looks back at Padfoot* I wonder if he's okay. D:
Padfoot's Nose: *pokes out of the bank and twitches at them*
Toboe: *trots on over and paws at it*
Sirius: *SNEEZE*
Blue: *walks over* Sirius? *starts brushing off snow*
Toboe: D8 *jumps up then runs behind Blue*
Sirius: *pops out of the snow bank, human*
Snow: *COVERS THEM*
Sirius: RAAAAAAHHH!!
Toboe: *YIPS*
Blue: ...... *jumps out of snow bank in wolf-form* *TACKLES SIRIUS*
Sirius: Gaaah bloody- *makes a FWOOMP noise when he hits the ground* *now understand why James was so adamant about teaching Padfoot 'heel' and 'down'* TOBOE!! MALE SOLIDARITY!!
Toboe: *sits there and pants as he has no idea what that means*
Sirius: *curses his extensive vocabulary, extensively*
Blue: *steps off of Sirius daintily* *shakes off snow*
Sirius: *twists quickly into Padfoot and snaps after her tail*
Blue: *yelps and laughs* *runs away playfully*
Toboe: *scampers a bit after them, debating whether or not to sing "SIRIUS AND BLUE~ SITTIN’ IN A TREE~"*
Sirius: *cannot be responsible to uphold any standard of Good Dog-ness if he does* *trots after Blue happily* *tail is like a freaking helicopter, which none of them have any a remote idea of*
Blue: *is sort of ignoring Toboe right now |D* *starts rolling in snow just because* *is feeling a whole lot better*
Toboe: *doesn't feel like being sat on again, so he keeps his mouth shut - for now*
Sirius: *attempts to pounce on Blue's tail* *misses because she's rolling and gets a nose full of snow* *makes pitiful eyes at Blue* *is totally hamming it up*
Blue: *can't stand up to the puppy eyes D:* *whiiiiiiiiines*
Sirius: *tries not to wag his tail* *fails* *whaps Toboe in the face repeatedly*
Toboe: *CHOMP*
Sirius: *YELPS*
Blue: *laughs*
Sirius: *turns on Toboe* *IS HUGE AND BLACK AND SHAGGY*
Toboe: ..............*whimper*
Sirius: *shifts into a human* *pushes his fingers into Toboe's jowls to make him grin ridiculously*
Toboe: *wriggles his head back and forth, growling*
Blue: *sits and watches* *tongue lolled out*
Sirius: *takes fingers out* *acts disgusted* Ewww. Slobber. *acts like his username isn’t slobberymongrel*
Toboe: *puts up his human illusion* I don't slobber, you jerk!
Blue: *shifts back just to go with the flow* ...A little bit.
Sirius: No wonder there’s so much snow. Its all your frozen drool. *flicks it at him and grins*
Toboe: *puffs his chest out, trying to seem intimidating when he's a tiny thing* I don't slobber!!!
Blue: *tilts head again* *pokes Toboe in the chest* What are you trying to do there?
Sirius: *ruffles Toboe's hair, deciding to be on his side* He's flexing. That’s how you get the lady wolves, eh.
Toboe: M'not- *realizes what Sirius is doing* Uh... yeah. That's right.
Blue: *chuckles* So who's the lucky girl, To-chan? *is only teasing him a liiiiiittle bit*
Sirius: *takes a similar stance to Toboe, as if backing him up* A bloke like him? As if he bothers remembering names. Its a sea of faces.
Toboe: Y-yeah! I don't bother to remember any of their names! It's all about... uh... GETTIN' THE GOODS!
Sirius: *has to bit the inside of his cheek not to laugh*
Blue: *arches eyebrow at that* ........What.
Toboe: ...the goods?
Sirius: He said the goods. *reiterates needlessly*
Blue: Do you even know what you're talking about there?
Toboe: Getting goods! Y'know... goods! *looks up to Sirius for help*
Cloud: *is apparently VERY interesting*
Sirius: *looks back down* Oh yes. You probably know more about getting goods than I
do. I would say you're a master goods-getter.
Blue: *looking between them* *shoves them both over into the snow* Males.
Sirius: *laughs madly*
Toboe: Awwww, c'mon Blue! *covered in snow*
Blue: *smiles*
Sirius: *smirks up at Blue and winks*
Blue: *rolls eyes* .... *starts laughing again*
Toboe: *blinkblink* *no idea what just happened*
Sirius: *feels smooth* *gets to his feet and shakes snow out of his hair* *offers Toboe a hand up*
Toboe: *hops up himself, trying to be cool, only to slip and fall back down*
Blue: Very nice, Toboe. *gets up* *dusts self off*
Sirius: *laughs* *realizes he's freezing when half of the laugh is chattered* *LE EMBARRASSED* *helps Toboe up a SECOND time to distract*
Blue: ...... *totally forgot Sirius doesn't have fur*
Toboe: *takes Sirius' help this time, blushing*
Blue: Um. *looks around* You want to head somewhere a bit warmer? I'm... sort of cold. *fake shiver*
Sirius: Do you want my cloak? *will totally die of hypothermia if she says yes and hates himself*
Blue: Oh. *not sure how the cloak would work on her* No, I just want to get somewhere... a bit warmer.
Toboe: *raises a hand* What about a cave?
Sirius: THERE ARE BEARS IN CAVES. *realizes his pureblood is showing* *pulls cloak tighter and is awkward*
Blue: *chuckles a little* We can find something without any bears.
Sirius: Er. Smashing. *colors a little but grins anyway*
Toboe: *evil grin when he sees Sirius' blush*
Blue: *grins in general* .... *is standing in a mess of awkward now*
Sirius: *hates awkward silences with a passion* SO, UHM. *kicks at the snow* ....Sooooooooo... *wishes he were embedded in said snow* .......Cave?
Toboe: Uh huh~ If you're not sca~red.
Blue: Yes. Cave. *turns to Toboe* You know where a good one is?
Sirius: I’m not scared! I do this all the time! *scoffs* *is so not an outdoors person* *still has nightmares about when he went camping*
Blue: Why would we be scared? *pokes Toboe in the forehead* Come on, To~chan~
Toboe: 'cause of the BIG BAD BEARS! *snicker*
Blue: ..... *no-nonsense face* Toboe.
Toboe: ....This way. *slinks ahead*
Sirius: *has unconsciously sidled closer to Blue because HOLY SHIT, BEARS?* *wonders if he should offer his arm* *attempts and aborts several times*
Blue: *smiles at Toboe* Good boy. *is totally oblivious to Sirius's failings* *follows* *looks back over shoulders* You coming, Sirius?
Sirius: *was busy wishing she would call him a good boy* *startles* Er! Yes! Sorry! Coming! *catches up* ... *tries to say it low enough so Toboe cant hear* There aren’t really any, erm, bears, are there?
Toboe: *too busy thinking of diabolical ways to prank the two of them to notice any whispering*
Blue: *sighs at what appears to be To-chan's sulking*
Sirius: *IS GETTING NERVOUS BECAUSE, HOLY SHIT BEARS*
Blue: *shifts and starts running to break the tension*
Toboe: H-hey! I thought I was the leader!!! *as Blue runs past him*
Sirius: *shrugs at Toboe in a 'women, heh' kind of way* *shifts and trots after*
Toboe: *YEAH. WIMMINZ. >|*
Sirius: *headbutts Toboe's illusion hand w/e*
Blue: *turns around* *wags tail impatiently waiting for them to catch up*
Sirius: *DISTRACTED BY THE OMG GIRL* *bolts away from Toboe*
Toboe: HEY!!! *chases after them, almost forgetting to drop the illusion*
Blue: *doggy grin* *starts running again* *has no idea where she's going though LOL*
Toboe: Don't go that way! Those're where the BIG SCARY BEARS are!
Blue: *stops short* ....Really?
Sirius: *ears flatten*
Toboe: ...*>D* Yup. Really!
Sirius: *tail curls underneath*
Blue: *whimper*
Toboe: *>D* Big grizzlies! With looooong black claws and biiiiiig sharp teeth that eat HUMANS as meals and WOLVES as snacks!
Sirius: No dogs then? *ears perk*
Toboe: They save dogs for dessert!
Blue: ..... *ears flattened against head* To-chan....
Sirius: *totally mistakes Blue's body language* I'll protect you. *flails mentally because dogs can’t* Uh, Toboe too. Not that you need protecting. You're a very capable. Uh.
*sticks his snout into the snow to stop talking*
Blue: *ears perk up* Thanks... *nuzzles a little*
Toboe: *tries REALLY REALLY HARD to hold back a sing song* This way then~!
Sirius: *too shy to nuzzle back* *TROTS BRISKLY AFTER TOBOE*
Blue: *follows* *is happy because HA! no more bears*
Toboe: *leads them over to a dark, creepy-as-all-hell cave* Here we go~!
Sirius: *sniffs around* ...Are you sure... *trails off*
Toboe: *balances on his hind legs and swats the air with his forepaws* Raaaawrr!!! *laughs*
Blue: .... *headbutts*
Sirius: *barks a laugh*
Toboe: *falls back* Owwww... you didn't hafta go and do that. *whimper*
Blue: Oh, come on... I barely touched you....
Sirius: *steps all over Toboe walking into the cave*
Toboe: *grumble*
Blue: *nudges Toboe* Come on, To-chan. *follows Sirius*
Toboe: *tags along behind everyone else*
Sirius: *slowly perking up because he can feel his paws again* *shakes out his coat* I guess this isn’t so bad. *perks up more* Oh, look, there's a leaf pile or something back here. *sniffs it* Phwoar, its ripe.
Blue: Well, it seems like a good enough cave. So.... *sits down* Now what?
Sirius: *keeps sniffing at the leaf pile*
Blue: *sniffs the air* ... *covers nose with paw* Ew.
Toboe: ...It's stinky to keep the bears away! >__>
Sirius: *wags his tail* *looks slightly mischievously at Blue*
Blue: .... *grins* *>D*
Sirius: *grins too* On three then?
Blue: Mmhmm.
Toboe: ....*blinkblink*
Blue: .........To-chan, what's that behind you?
Sirius: *mutters* One. Two. *playfully licks the side of Blue's face and wags his tail more*
Toboe: *looks behind him like the gullible idiot he is*
Sirius: Three.
Blue: *is a little too busy blushing to notice the three right away*
Sirius: *LEAPS*
Blue: *FOLLOWS*
Sirius: *TACKLES TOBOE INTO THE STINKY LEAF PILE*
Toboe: *TACKLED INTO THE STINKY LEAF PILE*
Blue: *LANDS ON SIRIUS*
Sirius: *JUMBLE OF LIMBS*
Toboe: *rolls around and out of the pile* WHY?!
The Stinky Leaf Pile: *shifts unnoticeably*
Blue: Because. *laughs*
Sirius: *DRAGS TOBOE BACK IN BY THE SCRUFF OF HIS NECK*
Blue: *pins Toboe down so he can't get away again*
Toboe: *panics* Stoooooooopp!!!!
Sirius: *bites on Toboe's ear playfully* Do you hear something, Blue?
The Stinky Leaf Pile: *shifts again*
Sirius: It sounded like the whiniest wind I’ve ever heard!
Blue: *laughing too hard to answer*
Sirius: *grins and preens*
The Stinky Leaf Pile: *GRUNTS LOUDLY*
Cave: *WHAT UP ECHO, ECHO, ECHO*
Toboe: *about to whine more, until he hears MR. ECHO* ....Uh... guys?
Blue: ....What was that? *stops tormenting Toboe*
Sirius: *freezes too*
Blue: *huddles against Sirius* *whiiiiiine*
Toboe: *rolls to his feet and sniffs around*
Sirius: *realizes he has to be Manly and Protective now* *head held high* *scents the air* I don’t smell anything... dangerous. I don’t smell anything, really, other than the stinky pile of leaves.
Toboe: *pokes said pile with his nose* Me neither.
Blue: ....If these are leaves, why aren't they all over after we jumped in them.
The Stinky Pile of Leaves: *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowls*
Mr. Echo: LOL HAY
Toboe: ................*whimper*
Blue: .................. *gets OFF the smelly thing*
Sirius: *follows quickly* Is.. is someone hungry or something?
Blue: ......Not that hungry.
Toboe: *shakes his head*
Sirius: Ah. *awkward pause* Wasn’t me, either.
The Stinky Pile of Leaves: *begins to get TALLER*
Toboe: ......*FROZEN*
Blue: ......... *STAAARING AT THE NEWLY RECOGNIZED BEAR*
NEWLY RECOGNIZED BEAR: *grunts sleepily* *stretches* *makes morning smacky-noises* *is generally quite endearing* ..... *until it noticed it had visitors, of course*
Sirius: Oh, fuck me. *LAUGHS MANICALLY*
How will our lovable heroes make it out of this one? Well, you'll have to wait until post number two, later to find out! Bum Ba BUUUUUM!