Comments | littlehelp: Hickeys: Stupid Shit

littlehelp

Hickeys: Stupid Shit

May 08, 2004 14:46

A number of incidents recently made me look yet again at man's worst discovery: The Hickey. The Hickey is a lot of things. It's ugly, stupid looking, tacky, at times painful and ultimately it is the sign of insecurity. When I look a hickey in the hickey, it says a lot of things to me. "I was with someone lame and insecure last night", they ( Read more... )

Comments 6

sabiner May 8 2004, 15:31:23 UTC

word up
preach it brother

dethcokediscord May 8 2004, 15:46:00 UTC

one to talk. what about your world famous claw marks? what about the fat, red upperlip you gave Saraah last year? that wasnt too attractive. i dont consider you insecure so what is YOUR explanation? besides, the hurt is good. and you know it.

littlehelp May 8 2004, 16:54:23 UTC

Drunkiness was my excuse...and hurt is good, but gigantic red marks aren't. sometimes it's unavoidable, but I think excessive neck sucking should be exchanged for better things...like anal beads.

dethcokediscord May 9 2004, 13:32:38 UTC

hahahahahahaha

squishpie May 9 2004, 00:48:48 UTC

sometimes its on accident. if yer a bit caught up and not paying attention you may bite or suck a little harder then intended in a more visible place than intended...

sometimes it is moronic branding, but i mean, man, sometimes u dont even think about the oh i bet thatll leave a mark...

sometimes its just... oh god. i left a mark!

they are a pain in the ass either way though. i cant argue there.

hickey lickey allfivehorizons May 9 2004, 08:52:07 UTC

yeah, ill agree, they arent by any means attractive and like renee said, if your caught up in the moment its usually an accident. i think if someones going to use it as a way to brand their bitch then it should be used in a foreplay kinda way and they should do it some where like the inner thigh, or somewhere that it feels good so that at least its enjoyable for the reciever and a reminder of, "shit i had some great sex last night." otherwise your one of those 15 year olds with a scarf in july or a guy with concealer on his neck whose signifcant other went on a mad rampage thinking, hey everyone will know we get down to business if i give em one-a these! you right matt, anal beads and other sexual play should replace this barbaric method of marking your hoe.