I laughed so hard at this!

[littlegirltoast]

INT. BRIDGEHEAD OFFICE
JESSE fiddles with First Aid Kit, retrieving a BAND-AID for his PINKIE FINGER. MANAGER enters and starts typing at the COMPUTER, without seeming to glance at Jesse.

MANAGER (not looking)
Did you cut your finger?

JESSE
Yeah.

MANAGER
You're horrible.