Okay, this is serious. I'm not trying to be clever. I really want to know and have for some time (and what better time to get ask than at 2:43am?). If you're passing by me (who is wearing normal, "non-suggestive of being for hire" clothing) with your seven year old son in tow as I walk into Walgreens when you then decide to slither out in a slimy, ( Read more... )

After a somewhat lengthy discussion today with curiouslyadrift about the pros and cons of having tits (particularly busty ones), I walked out of the computer lab and received yet another goofy smile followed by a lingering stare from a boy on campus, one of many since I arrived at school earlier that morning. What the fuck is going on today ( Read more... )

Why is it that the less material an item of clothing has, the more expensive it is ( Read more... )

In my tenth grade integrative algebra class I was often distracted by what I believed to be, the most beautiful component of a body I have ever seen- the back of Lucas Yee's neck. I was absolutely mesmerized by it and couldn't help but find myself humming the first verse of Bjork's "My Spine" about half way through class:

I adore ( Read more... )