Title: Tips for the Fashion-Conscious Quasi-Human
Author:
rustydogCharacters: Tosh, Owen
Rating: G
Notes: Thank you to
mad_jaks for the beta and Britglish help! Written for
tw100 #175 Drift.
Tosh rather enjoyed the rare occasions when Torchwood took a subtler approach to alien hunting. Posing as a repairman was fun, though she had trouble keeping a straight face, particularly when Owen-
"I'm afraid we're snowed under, Mr. Jones," he was saying. "We've had a blizzard of calls this week, but we'll be back soon. Ta-ta!"
She held back her laughter until they were in the car.
"Hey," Owen said with mock defensiveness, "if Mr. Jones must disguise himself as human, he could at least pick a costume that doesn't send heaps of dandruff drifting onto his black jumper."