OLD??!!?

[littleblackdish]

I was studying in the library of my old university, when an undergrad came up to me from behind.

undergrad: excuse me...
me: (looks up from my book)
undergrad: (looks surprised) um... can i borrow a pen?

I handed him one and thought, narcissist as ever, hah! I still have IT!

Up until the guy returns my pen and says,

thank you po.

(people add "po" as a sign of respect to elders. :|)

:(((((