ge shook me up, he took me by surprise / he had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes
As I was on an idiotic canoe trip (who goes canoeing in October in New England) that somehow got my upper thigh/groin area injured, I composed this parody:
Wake up in the morning feeling like Brad Colbert
Grab my M4 and my lube I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, eat a peanut butter MRE
'Cuz when roll through this shit we ain't coming back.
I'm talking boot rot on our toes, toes
Woodland camo MOPPs, MOPPs
Blowing up Hajji towns, towns
Closed toppin', listening to Person sing
Pulling up to the hamlets
Tryna get a little bitta action.
This is what over three and a half hours in a canoe with your AP Gov teacher makes you do. Also, I had to pee in the bushes.
Wake up in the morning feeling like Brad Colbert
Grab my M4 and my lube I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, eat a peanut butter MRE
'Cuz when roll through this shit we ain't coming back.
I'm talking boot rot on our toes, toes
Woodland camo MOPPs, MOPPs
Blowing up Hajji towns, towns
Closed toppin', listening to Person sing
Pulling up to the hamlets
Tryna get a little bitta action.
This is what over three and a half hours in a canoe with your AP Gov teacher makes you do. Also, I had to pee in the bushes.