I'm bored again.....surprise surprise
This one's totally about Tom...dickhead
Your Boss Isn't Psycho, but Your Boss Stinks
Your boss is probably not mental. Still, your boss is not competent or professional.
You may want to transfer departments or get a new job, before your boss sucks out your soul.
Is Your Boss Psycho?
Your Travel Personality Is: Easygoing
When you travel, you're looking for a lot of downtime. Vacations are your chance to recoup.
All you need is a scenic spot and plenty of time on your hands. You'll figure out the rest.
You're not one to make lots of plans when you travel. You just follow whatever path seems right.
What's Your Travel Personality?
You are a Romantic Realist
Okay, so you fall in the middle.
You know that love isn't like a greeting card...
Yet you can always find a greeting card to describe your feelings.
You are the best of both worlds
Girly yet independent, dreamy yet serious.
Almost any guy can find balance with you.
Are You a Romantic or Realistic Girl?
Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 100%
Greed: 100%
Pride: 80%
Sloth: 80%
Wrath: 80%
Lust: 60%
Gluttony: 40%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 77%
You will die at the hands of a jealous lover. How ironic.
How Sinful Are You?
Your Inner European is Italian!
Passionate and colorful.
You show the world what culture really is.
Who's Your Inner European?
Your True Love Is a Scorpio
Why you'll love a Scorpio:
Strong and sexy, Scorpio will overpower you into falling in love (before you even realize it!).
You'll love being swept away by Scorpio - into a world of insane passion.
Why a Scorpio will love you:
You don't mind letting your Scorpio take the reigns, as long as you know you're truly cared for.
Loyal and devoted, you would never do anything to set off insanely jealous Scorpio.
What Sign Is Your True Love?
You Are Chicken
Bah! You're hardly meat. But you are quite popular, and people aspire to taste like you.
You're probably quite skinny and free of vices. Except letting people eat your eggs.
What Kind of Meat Are You?
Your Sensitivity Score: 67%
You are a highly sensitive person. Pretty much everything effects you.
You are tuned into the vibe around you, and someone's bad mood can bring you down.
But you also easily share in someone's joy - whether you know them or not.
Are You Extremely Sensitive?
Your Personality Cluster is Extraverted Intuition
You are:
A true wordsmith - a master of words
Original, spontaneous, and a true inspiration
Highly energetic, up for any challenge
Entertaining and engaging, both to friends and strangers
What's Your Personality Cluster?
You Are a Natural Entrepreneur
You're creative, driven, and full of great ideas.
You could be the next Richard Branson, Warren Buffet, or Oprah.
Keep with your dreams, even if people don't understand or respect them.
Someday you'll have too much money to care what they think!
Are You a Natural Entrepreneur?
You Are 44% Pure
You're not so innocent... in fact, you're quite unpure.
You have seen and experienced a lot. And you're no worse for the wear!
The 100 Question Purity Test
Your Heart Is Red
You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart.
Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person!
Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy
Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing
Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense
What you bring to relationships: Honesty
What Color Heart Do You Have?
You Can Hang With the Guys and the Girls
You've struck a good balance between girlie and laid back.
You can keep it casual but when you dress up, you are as girly as the next girl.
How Feminine Are You?
You Are a Kinetic Learner
You learn best by doing, and you have a talent for complicated, physical tasks.
You excel at athletics, drama, and fixing things.
You would be an excellent Olympic athlete - or a Broadway star!
What's Your Learning Style?
Your Dating Purity Score: 54%
You are an average dater.
You're experienced enough to be a great girlfriend or boyfriend...
Though you still may be figuring out exactly what you want in love!
Dating Purity Test
You Are A Blueberry Martini
You are a eclectic drink - liking to change drinks and venues often.
You are usually the first of your friends to find a cool new dive bar or cocktail.
You should never: Drink mystery drinks strangers hand you. Unless you want to wind up in foreign country.
Your ideal party: Is mobile, hopping from party to party.
Your drinking soulmates: Those with an Orange Martini personality.
Your drinking rivals: Those with a Chocolate Martini personality.
What Flavor Martini Are You?
You Are
An Evil Pumpkin Face
You would make a good pumpkin bomb.
What's Your Pumpkin Face?
Halloween Horoscope for Pisces
You tend to go for traditional, if not a bit historical, Halloween themes.
Candied apples, pumpkins, and warm cider make you excited each year.
Costume suggestions: An evil sorceress / sorcerer or a renaissance pirate / wench.
Signature Halloween candy: Candy corn
What's Your Halloween Horoscope?
You Are 61% Burned Out
You are very burned out.
You need a huge break from your responsibilities, starting as soon as possible.
And you need this time to reevaluate what you really want out of your life.
Because you're working hard and going no where... and that would burn anyone out!
Are You Burned Out?
Your Scent is Key Lime
Sassy, real, and totally smooth
You're a total flirt who's always ready for a challenge!
What's Your Girl Smell?
Your Brain's Pattern
You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy.
You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts.
People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused.
But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination.
What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Your Worry Factor is 86%
You worry way too much. It's practically ruining your life.
If there's anything bad that could possibly happen, you've worried about it.
Chill out a little, and realize that life is pretty great as is.
Sure, things may go wrong. But if they do, you will be able to deal with them.
Do You Worry Too Much?
You Are Most Like Scarlett Johansson
“One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy.”
What Modern Bombshell Are You Most Like?
You Are 78% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?
You Know Some State Capitols
You Got 13 State Capitols Correct
You may just be a very good guesser. Or you actually do remember something from elementary school!
Do You Know Your State Capitols?
You Are 80% Sociopath
The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil!
Are You A Sociopath?
You Are a Bad Girl
You are 30% Good and 70% Bad
You're a total bad girl, from your wild hair to tattooed toes.
But you're too badass to even care if you're labeled "bad"!
Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?
What Your Underwear Says About You
When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!
You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.
The Underwear Oracle
Your Boss Isn't Psycho, but Your Boss Stinks
Your boss is probably not mental. Still, your boss is not competent or professional.
You may want to transfer departments or get a new job, before your boss sucks out your soul.
Is Your Boss Psycho?
Your Travel Personality Is: Easygoing
When you travel, you're looking for a lot of downtime. Vacations are your chance to recoup.
All you need is a scenic spot and plenty of time on your hands. You'll figure out the rest.
You're not one to make lots of plans when you travel. You just follow whatever path seems right.
What's Your Travel Personality?
You are a Romantic Realist
Okay, so you fall in the middle.
You know that love isn't like a greeting card...
Yet you can always find a greeting card to describe your feelings.
You are the best of both worlds
Girly yet independent, dreamy yet serious.
Almost any guy can find balance with you.
Are You a Romantic or Realistic Girl?
Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 100%
Greed: 100%
Pride: 80%
Sloth: 80%
Wrath: 80%
Lust: 60%
Gluttony: 40%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 77%
You will die at the hands of a jealous lover. How ironic.
How Sinful Are You?
Your Inner European is Italian!
Passionate and colorful.
You show the world what culture really is.
Who's Your Inner European?
Your True Love Is a Scorpio
Why you'll love a Scorpio:
Strong and sexy, Scorpio will overpower you into falling in love (before you even realize it!).
You'll love being swept away by Scorpio - into a world of insane passion.
Why a Scorpio will love you:
You don't mind letting your Scorpio take the reigns, as long as you know you're truly cared for.
Loyal and devoted, you would never do anything to set off insanely jealous Scorpio.
What Sign Is Your True Love?
You Are Chicken
Bah! You're hardly meat. But you are quite popular, and people aspire to taste like you.
You're probably quite skinny and free of vices. Except letting people eat your eggs.
What Kind of Meat Are You?
Your Sensitivity Score: 67%
You are a highly sensitive person. Pretty much everything effects you.
You are tuned into the vibe around you, and someone's bad mood can bring you down.
But you also easily share in someone's joy - whether you know them or not.
Are You Extremely Sensitive?
Your Personality Cluster is Extraverted Intuition
You are:
A true wordsmith - a master of words
Original, spontaneous, and a true inspiration
Highly energetic, up for any challenge
Entertaining and engaging, both to friends and strangers
What's Your Personality Cluster?
You Are a Natural Entrepreneur
You're creative, driven, and full of great ideas.
You could be the next Richard Branson, Warren Buffet, or Oprah.
Keep with your dreams, even if people don't understand or respect them.
Someday you'll have too much money to care what they think!
Are You a Natural Entrepreneur?
You Are 44% Pure
You're not so innocent... in fact, you're quite unpure.
You have seen and experienced a lot. And you're no worse for the wear!
The 100 Question Purity Test
Your Heart Is Red
You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart.
Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person!
Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy
Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing
Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense
What you bring to relationships: Honesty
What Color Heart Do You Have?
You Can Hang With the Guys and the Girls
You've struck a good balance between girlie and laid back.
You can keep it casual but when you dress up, you are as girly as the next girl.
How Feminine Are You?
You Are a Kinetic Learner
You learn best by doing, and you have a talent for complicated, physical tasks.
You excel at athletics, drama, and fixing things.
You would be an excellent Olympic athlete - or a Broadway star!
What's Your Learning Style?
Your Dating Purity Score: 54%
You are an average dater.
You're experienced enough to be a great girlfriend or boyfriend...
Though you still may be figuring out exactly what you want in love!
Dating Purity Test
You Are A Blueberry Martini
You are a eclectic drink - liking to change drinks and venues often.
You are usually the first of your friends to find a cool new dive bar or cocktail.
You should never: Drink mystery drinks strangers hand you. Unless you want to wind up in foreign country.
Your ideal party: Is mobile, hopping from party to party.
Your drinking soulmates: Those with an Orange Martini personality.
Your drinking rivals: Those with a Chocolate Martini personality.
What Flavor Martini Are You?
You Are
An Evil Pumpkin Face
You would make a good pumpkin bomb.
What's Your Pumpkin Face?
Halloween Horoscope for Pisces
You tend to go for traditional, if not a bit historical, Halloween themes.
Candied apples, pumpkins, and warm cider make you excited each year.
Costume suggestions: An evil sorceress / sorcerer or a renaissance pirate / wench.
Signature Halloween candy: Candy corn
What's Your Halloween Horoscope?
You Are 61% Burned Out
You are very burned out.
You need a huge break from your responsibilities, starting as soon as possible.
And you need this time to reevaluate what you really want out of your life.
Because you're working hard and going no where... and that would burn anyone out!
Are You Burned Out?
Your Scent is Key Lime
Sassy, real, and totally smooth
You're a total flirt who's always ready for a challenge!
What's Your Girl Smell?
Your Brain's Pattern
You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy.
You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts.
People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused.
But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination.
What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Your Worry Factor is 86%
You worry way too much. It's practically ruining your life.
If there's anything bad that could possibly happen, you've worried about it.
Chill out a little, and realize that life is pretty great as is.
Sure, things may go wrong. But if they do, you will be able to deal with them.
Do You Worry Too Much?
You Are Most Like Scarlett Johansson
“One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy.”
What Modern Bombshell Are You Most Like?
You Are 78% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?
You Know Some State Capitols
You Got 13 State Capitols Correct
You may just be a very good guesser. Or you actually do remember something from elementary school!
Do You Know Your State Capitols?
You Are 80% Sociopath
The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil!
Are You A Sociopath?
You Are a Bad Girl
You are 30% Good and 70% Bad
You're a total bad girl, from your wild hair to tattooed toes.
But you're too badass to even care if you're labeled "bad"!
Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?
What Your Underwear Says About You
When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!
You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.
The Underwear Oracle