avril lavigne wants to lock you up in her closet .. when no one's around.

[little_bunyip]

!!
Yesterday, Dad’d overheard Jord saying something like ‘Your face needs new Venetian blinds’ [weak] and needed updating, it went a little like this …
[cue scene - kitchen, cantaloupes present

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clarabell

[anonymous]

your dad rocks shizzle!

[marquee_moon76]

Hahahaha! That's classic.

Hey, how do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke his eyes out!

[nat_nat_not]

my dad and i were driving home from work the other day, and he saw a kid walking, and he turned to me and said;

"EMO!"

then he proceded to say things like "i bet he's going to go home and cry and listen to his My Chemical Romance CDs" "paint his nails black"
"cut his wrists with his razorblades"

pop culture + dads = epic wins