avril lavigne wants to lock you up in her closet .. when no one's around.
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Yesterday, Dad’d overheard Jord saying something like ‘Your face needs new Venetian blinds’ [weak] and needed updating, it went a little like this …
[cue scene - kitchen, cantaloupes present]
Flames - so I could say anything as long as it’s preceded by ‘your face’
E - hey I don’t make the rules.
Flames - even … your face is an over ripe cantaloupe?’
E - pretty much
Jordan - that doesn’t even make sense!
Flames - [triumphantly] ‘YOUR FACE DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!
… [aside] was that okay?’
He needed approval!
Dad for the win!
I’ve created a monster
’cause nobody wants to see flames no more they want ray he’s chopped liver
Yesterday, Dad’d overheard Jord saying something like ‘Your face needs new Venetian blinds’ [weak] and needed updating, it went a little like this …
[cue scene - kitchen, cantaloupes present]
Flames - so I could say anything as long as it’s preceded by ‘your face’
E - hey I don’t make the rules.
Flames - even … your face is an over ripe cantaloupe?’
E - pretty much
Jordan - that doesn’t even make sense!
Flames - [triumphantly] ‘YOUR FACE DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!
… [aside] was that okay?’
He needed approval!
Dad for the win!
I’ve created a monster
’cause nobody wants to see flames no more they want ray he’s chopped liver