I thought it was time for you guys to ( meet my office. )

Mikey: "So you doing anything this weekend Lauren ( Read more... )

There can be no doubt that I work at the greatest place evAr ( Read more... )

My boss is telling me about his vitamins.

He takes calcium pills because he's afraid of ostrich-paralysis.

Weaknesses: Chip has a tendency to think too much of himself and consequently, he frequently challeges others to dance-offs. He also insists on comparing tans with whomever is in his proximity.

LoL.

I ordered a red iPod two days ago.

I live in Massachusetts.

Yesterday, the ipod left a warehouse in Connecticut.

Today, it's in Alaska.

...Seriously, wtf?

OMG!

Aura is sooooooo cool (dorky).

So let's recap the compliments I've received today:

1, "Oh my God, look at your toes! You have such beautiful toes! Mary, come look at this!"

2, "Wow, you have the most beautiful eyelids. You're not even wearing eyeliner, are you?"

3, "Oh! You have such perfect earlobes. I've always wanted earlobes like those."

For real.

I'm training a new woman at work. She informed me last night that you're not supposed to put spaces after commas. When you're typing. No spaces.

Right.

I <3 ignorance and, apparently, illiteracy.

For no apparent reason at all I posted a profile on match.com, and I've gotten four winks and one email in the last twelve hours ( Read more... )