HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GIRL.

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So faded-lilac posted her edition of this three years ago: William Wilberforce, [other]William Pitt, Thomas Clarkson, etc. fighting the man and being lame in high school In the intervening period, we have celebrated her birthday twice, posted a bunch of other dumb things, and had conversations about how the saddest part is where William Pitt got punched in

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[faded_lilac]

I HAVE NOT YET READ IT BUT I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU. YES LOOK I'VE BECOME ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO WRITES THIS SORT OF COMMENT THANKS TO YOU.

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Aahhhhh it is even told in flashback! Cleveressst you are.

"What? William, I really will hit you right in the face if you don't stop it." And it starts right out AMAZINGLY.

And cow impressions, they really are the best of couples.

William's mother gave him thirty dollars for new clothes, last week. He used it to buy sandwiches for the day laborers at the truck stop, and to bribe his sister with a new headband, in exchange for her old Bedazzled cardigan.OH WILLIAM. YES, THE WHITE T-SHIRT MAKES IT ALL OKAY

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Flashbacks? I've had them. Um, dod you think there will be a flashback in "Sharpay's Big Day Out" oh man that would be the pinnacle of art.

they really are the best of couples.

We discussed this, and yes. Yes they are the best. Hence all the banging and the flirting and the makeouts. YES they make out at the party it is the very best.

CLAUDIA...I MEAN, WILLIAM. Dude that blog has not been updated in forever.

And she is just the prettiest and the smartest oh William you are so ridiculous.UM, it is basically that way in the movie, Henry and Marianne are really only there to get snapped at because Barbara and William are moody, because they are so obviously meant to be, oh man oh man, they should so be lab partners because the water glasses. How so perfect

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TRULY I AM: THE WORST.

YOU ARE PRETTY GREAT, BIRTHDAY GIRLLLLLLL. YOU DID NOT EVEN SAY "FIRST!"