HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GIRL.
So faded-lilac posted her edition of this three years ago: William Wilberforce, [other]William Pitt, Thomas Clarkson, etc. fighting the man and being lame in high school In the intervening period, we have celebrated her birthday twice, posted a bunch of other dumb things, and had conversations about how the saddest part is where William Pitt got punched in
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"What? William, I really will hit you right in the face if you don't stop it." And it starts right out AMAZINGLY.
And cow impressions, they really are the best of couples.
William's mother gave him thirty dollars for new clothes, last week. He used it to buy sandwiches for the day laborers at the truck stop, and to bribe his sister with a new headband, in exchange for her old Bedazzled cardigan.
OH WILLIAM. YES, THE WHITE T-SHIRT MAKES IT ALL OKAY.
WILLIAMSSSSSSSSSSS dude William's thought processes are the best btw.
Yes a ginormous freak indeed shoot now I'm just like quoting it all. BUT by pet rabbits do you mean ENORMOUS MONSTER HARES who like to sit by the fire?
And sentences like "William looks at William" will really never get old.
PRACTICING FOR DEBATE they are such losers.
Barbara arriving is totally such a hot-girl-arriving-in-a-teen-movie scene, I can just see the slow motion. And she is just the prettiest and the smartest oh William you are so ridiculous.
[Oh dear, Nootan is sad and crying on the other side of the room with her friend, this is so very awkward]
William looks faintly horrified. "That's still creepy. Make him stop, please, William."
ADMISSION: I do not actually remember who Henry Thornton is, but I love him anyway. ALTHOUGH apparently having looked him up, one of his great-grandchildren was EM Forster! Learning, a beautiful thing.
He unscrews the tomato sauce jar that he's repurposed into a water bottle, and sighs
UGH, WILLIAM. HE WOULD.
The whole hot dog bit! DELIGHTFUL. UTTERLY.
Way to slip in there that William held an assembly to show Fast Food Nation, though.
So many Williams!
IN CONCLUSION: WRITE MORE, PLEASE.
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they really are the best of couples.
We discussed this, and yes. Yes they are the best. Hence all the banging and the flirting and the makeouts. YES they make out at the party it is the very best.
CLAUDIA...I MEAN, WILLIAM. Dude that blog has not been updated in forever.
And she is just the prettiest and the smartest oh William you are so ridiculous.
UM, it is basically that way in the movie, Henry and Marianne are really only there to get snapped at because Barbara and William are moody, because they are so obviously meant to be, oh man oh man, they should so be lab partners because the water glasses. How so perfect.
lol, also this means a comparative hilarious scene where Clarkson stomps around in his high-tops and William is like, wow those are some big eyes. Like you have room to talk, William of the weird face.
Henry is so awesome. Also he invented the central bank as a concept, and believed in backing the currency? Wikipedia thinks that he is basically the best. He is friends with Fox and Tarleton too, because sports unite, they don't divide! And Marianne is obvs a total fox and does all the important plot-moving things. This is a simple story.
BUT GREAT, I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKEDDDD IT.
PS WHAT WAS THAT, MY OTHER COMMENT WAS MEANT TO GO ABOVE THIS. ALL OF THESE THREADS WILL MAKE ZERO SENSE NEXT MONTH.
YOU KNOW, FOR WHEN WE CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY ONE MONTH AND ELEVEN DAYS.
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