Taylor Swift is awesome, you guys.
So this was a loooooong post about how Taylor Swift is really awes, and how her music is totally worth it, but it was more crazysauce than just about anything else ever, and I know from these things, so, here are some pictures and songs!
This is La TSwift doing some promo for her first album. It is worth it; check it!
She has kind of a weird face (more on this later) but has an excellent second album as well, also check it!
faded-lilac look here! Everyone else, here is her contribution to this debate, attempting the proof Demi Lovato>Taylor Swift. I am sure you will help me prove mine, Taylor Swift>Demi Lovato.
Here are some pictures of her all dressed-up! La TSwift has a weird relationship with formalwear, in that she really really loves it like it's mayonnaise that doesn't go to your hips. See, look, that is weird.
Very weird. But great! I would like such a condiment, please.
LIKE A LOTTTTT.
A LOT A LOT.
People who actually *watch* Gossip Girl (and not just with the sound off, to enjoy their bitchfaces and faaaabulous clothes) you can back me up on this; it is a sketch feeling, when you are looking at a picture of Little J, to determine that nothing is sticking out where it shouldn't, right? SKETCH.
Feel better now! TSwift is really pretty, guys.
She's got great hair! I don't usually care about this, but I have long curly hair as well, and totally crib styles from La TSwift. Whatever, like the point to keeping this Livejournal is that I will have some self-respect.
Guys, also La TSwift is really a hottie?
Sure, she's not as rocking as Miranda Lambert-
WAIT- HOLD UP, LET'S MAKE A LIST. ROCKING BLONDE WOMEN IN COUNTRY MUSIC TODAY:
ONE. MIRANDA LAMBERT. ROCKING TIMES EIGHT-HUNDRED-THOUSAND.
She's a little bit country in the worst best only way there is.
Also she is in a super-cute ad for "Cotton: It's a thing that you grow, and card and turn into clothes!" I appreciate this: I too, wear cotton! And get drunk on the weekends. SO BASICALLY what I am saying is that Miranda Lambert is our collective DREAM GIRL. Let's not look too closely at the fact that most of her singles are about fucking guys up? Actually, they're mostly mostly about fucking BAD DUDES up, so I guess that is okay?
TWO. LA TSWIFT.
VERY MUCH.
For whatever weird reason (perhaps they like each other?) La TSwift is like, bff with Kellie Pickler, or Pickles, for my purposes.
At TSwift's birthday! Look how much more epic it is, with Pickles around; and let's not lie, I wanttttt that cake so bad. Partly because I didn't have an eighteenth birthday party, much less one with a giant cake and myself in a matching pick dress, check it.
Tragically, Pickles lent TSwift this dress.
It did not look any better, but, hi Miley!
Hi again! TSwift was in the infinitely-excellent Hannah Montana: The Movie and, here, shows Miley up LIKE A TON.
And Snoop! The man has a second career of lurking and showing up for pictures, I am sure of it.
Snoop, however, is a ONE-THOUSAND-PERCENT ADVANTAGE over Joe Jonas, as seen here.
Aww, but at least Nick is kinda cute? YES THAT IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER.
Heey, you know who else is cute? La TSwift, yes that's right.
Very cute.
Natch, there is an imaginary future I have invented for La TSwift, and behold, this picture is from that future! Where she has become one of those Fixtures on television and also reality, and like, no one is quite sure how she got famous, it must have been back in the Stone Age or something, because she is clearly an old lady, but so well-preserved; maybe it was back before we got all our nutrients in capsule form! Because that is really the only reality in which this makes any sense, the one where La TSwift is Dick Clark.
At least it beats the Post-Singularity one!
Try and drink your Haterade, now, faded-lilac!
This is La TSwift doing some promo for her first album. It is worth it; check it!
She has kind of a weird face (more on this later) but has an excellent second album as well, also check it!
faded-lilac look here! Everyone else, here is her contribution to this debate, attempting the proof Demi Lovato>Taylor Swift. I am sure you will help me prove mine, Taylor Swift>Demi Lovato.
Here are some pictures of her all dressed-up! La TSwift has a weird relationship with formalwear, in that she really really loves it like it's mayonnaise that doesn't go to your hips. See, look, that is weird.
Very weird. But great! I would like such a condiment, please.
LIKE A LOTTTTT.
A LOT A LOT.
People who actually *watch* Gossip Girl (and not just with the sound off, to enjoy their bitchfaces and faaaabulous clothes) you can back me up on this; it is a sketch feeling, when you are looking at a picture of Little J, to determine that nothing is sticking out where it shouldn't, right? SKETCH.
Feel better now! TSwift is really pretty, guys.
She's got great hair! I don't usually care about this, but I have long curly hair as well, and totally crib styles from La TSwift. Whatever, like the point to keeping this Livejournal is that I will have some self-respect.
Guys, also La TSwift is really a hottie?
Sure, she's not as rocking as Miranda Lambert-
WAIT- HOLD UP, LET'S MAKE A LIST. ROCKING BLONDE WOMEN IN COUNTRY MUSIC TODAY:
ONE. MIRANDA LAMBERT. ROCKING TIMES EIGHT-HUNDRED-THOUSAND.
She's a little bit country in the worst best only way there is.
Also she is in a super-cute ad for "Cotton: It's a thing that you grow, and card and turn into clothes!" I appreciate this: I too, wear cotton! And get drunk on the weekends. SO BASICALLY what I am saying is that Miranda Lambert is our collective DREAM GIRL. Let's not look too closely at the fact that most of her singles are about fucking guys up? Actually, they're mostly mostly about fucking BAD DUDES up, so I guess that is okay?
TWO. LA TSWIFT.
VERY MUCH.
For whatever weird reason (perhaps they like each other?) La TSwift is like, bff with Kellie Pickler, or Pickles, for my purposes.
At TSwift's birthday! Look how much more epic it is, with Pickles around; and let's not lie, I wanttttt that cake so bad. Partly because I didn't have an eighteenth birthday party, much less one with a giant cake and myself in a matching pick dress, check it.
Tragically, Pickles lent TSwift this dress.
It did not look any better, but, hi Miley!
Hi again! TSwift was in the infinitely-excellent Hannah Montana: The Movie and, here, shows Miley up LIKE A TON.
And Snoop! The man has a second career of lurking and showing up for pictures, I am sure of it.
Snoop, however, is a ONE-THOUSAND-PERCENT ADVANTAGE over Joe Jonas, as seen here.
Aww, but at least Nick is kinda cute? YES THAT IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER.
Heey, you know who else is cute? La TSwift, yes that's right.
Very cute.
Natch, there is an imaginary future I have invented for La TSwift, and behold, this picture is from that future! Where she has become one of those Fixtures on television and also reality, and like, no one is quite sure how she got famous, it must have been back in the Stone Age or something, because she is clearly an old lady, but so well-preserved; maybe it was back before we got all our nutrients in capsule form! Because that is really the only reality in which this makes any sense, the one where La TSwift is Dick Clark.
At least it beats the Post-Singularity one!
Try and drink your Haterade, now, faded-lilac!