Real non-news here
Have you ever wanted to enjoy Tim Horton's in Afghanistan? Now you can! (my brain says that last one like a real Midwestern American - "khen." Wait, no, do Canadians say it like that?)
I ought to be studying for my driving (!!!) permit. But I am not, surprise surprise. And not only because the sheer power of the NY State bureaucracy makes me want to cry. Hello, DMV! (Hah, just a week ago I went past the DVLA in Swansea, Wales. It affirmed my belief that all public sector buildings are hideous!)
I have new shoes and new glasses, I feel very fair.
I ought to be studying for my driving (!!!) permit. But I am not, surprise surprise. And not only because the sheer power of the NY State bureaucracy makes me want to cry. Hello, DMV! (Hah, just a week ago I went past the DVLA in Swansea, Wales. It affirmed my belief that all public sector buildings are hideous!)
I have new shoes and new glasses, I feel very fair.