10 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW, IN ORDER OF OCCURRENCE:
01. I DON'T REALLY RECALL ANY DISTINCT EVENTS FROM THIS WEEKEND, I JUST KNOW THAT I HAD A LOT OF SEX IN IT. ACTUALLY YEAH, THAT'S PROBABLY IT.
02. BUT WAIT I ALSO HAD THE BEST DATE EVER WHICH EQUALED GRILLED CHEESES AT MY FAVORITE COZY LITTLE CAFE AND BEING TAUGHT THE ALGORITHMS FOR THE RUBIK'S CUBE. I WAS GIDDY AS HELL I LOOKED LIKE A TOOL BUT IT COULD NOT BE SUPPRESSED.
03. HOUSE SUCKED.
04. SO DID MONDAY NIGHT TRIVIA. WE'RE NOT GOING ANYMORE.
05. I DREAM IN ADOBE ILLUSTRATOR NOW, I AM SO SICK OF THIS PROJECT AT WORK RN.
06. I AM ADDICTED TO BREUGGER'S SANDWICHES FOR LUNCH.
07. THE GregHousetanes TWITTER MADE ME CRY LITERAL TEARS OF LOL WHEN I GOT HOME FROM WORK TODAY AND READ IT ALL. WHO RUNS THIS ACCOUNT, THEY ARE AMAZING AND I CAN'T EVEN.
08. I JUST BOUGHT TICKETS FOR A WIZARD OF OZ BALLET IN MAY. BRB, CRYING.
09. I DEEP CONDITIONED MY HAIR JUST NOW, IT IS BUGGING SO HARD WITH ITS DRYNESS.
10. THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG SHIT ON MY DRIVEWAY SO INSTEAD OF IGNORING IT, I LABORIOUSLY GOT A SHOVEL AND THREW IT ONTO HIS SIDEWALK IN THE HOPES THAT HE OR HIS LOUD SPAWN WILL STEP IN IT.
02. BUT WAIT I ALSO HAD THE BEST DATE EVER WHICH EQUALED GRILLED CHEESES AT MY FAVORITE COZY LITTLE CAFE AND BEING TAUGHT THE ALGORITHMS FOR THE RUBIK'S CUBE. I WAS GIDDY AS HELL I LOOKED LIKE A TOOL BUT IT COULD NOT BE SUPPRESSED.
03. HOUSE SUCKED.
04. SO DID MONDAY NIGHT TRIVIA. WE'RE NOT GOING ANYMORE.
05. I DREAM IN ADOBE ILLUSTRATOR NOW, I AM SO SICK OF THIS PROJECT AT WORK RN.
06. I AM ADDICTED TO BREUGGER'S SANDWICHES FOR LUNCH.
07. THE GregHousetanes TWITTER MADE ME CRY LITERAL TEARS OF LOL WHEN I GOT HOME FROM WORK TODAY AND READ IT ALL. WHO RUNS THIS ACCOUNT, THEY ARE AMAZING AND I CAN'T EVEN.
08. I JUST BOUGHT TICKETS FOR A WIZARD OF OZ BALLET IN MAY. BRB, CRYING.
09. I DEEP CONDITIONED MY HAIR JUST NOW, IT IS BUGGING SO HARD WITH ITS DRYNESS.
10. THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG SHIT ON MY DRIVEWAY SO INSTEAD OF IGNORING IT, I LABORIOUSLY GOT A SHOVEL AND THREW IT ONTO HIS SIDEWALK IN THE HOPES THAT HE OR HIS LOUD SPAWN WILL STEP IN IT.