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Um, I already mentioned it on my facebook but am I the only one who had no fucking idea that Carlos Santana made women's shoes? And that they are, um, fucking adorable?
Mine. So beyond mine. It was like some huge moment - I saw them, died, and then saw that they were an 8.5. They were the only ones I saw and I need a 9. I put them on anyway but my heels hurt. I contemplated buying them anyway and dealing with the pain, when a saleswoman came over and asked if there was anything she could help me with. I asked if they had a 9 anywhere at all in the building, because I need these shoes. She left and returned with a box... that only had one shoe in it. "Maybe someone stole the other one because IT IS SO ADORABLE," I said, trying the bigger size as women around me watched and smiled. Then, from across the room, a girl says, "Is this the shoe you're looking for?" and held it up. "IS THAT A 9?!" "It is," she replied with a smile. [insert instrumental score]. No, I get that it's just a pair of shoes but it really did feel that monumental.
I GOT SHORTS, TOO, SOLID BLACK FUCKING SEQUINS SHUT UP. JUST IMAGINE IT WITH A BOLD, SATURATED TANK TOP AND BLACK HEELS GOING OUT IN THE SUMMER.
I ALSO BROUGHT BRAS. FUCK YEAH, BINGO!WINNINGS. I AM HAVING TROUBLES FINDING THEM ON THE INTERNET BUT ONE LOOKS LIKE THIS - IT IS BLACK LACE WITH METALLIC SILVER THREADS AND TINY RHINESTONES INTERSPERSED EVERYWHERE; THE OTHER ONE IS KIND OF LIKE THIS - MORE TRANSPARENT BLACK LACE OVER BRIGHT MAGENTA UNDERNEATH AND I CAN TELL I'VE GAINED WEIGHT LATELY BECAUSE THEY FIT BETTER THAN USUAL. either that or I'm pregnant, but let's hope not..
Other Random Things Of The Day
I LOVE ARBY'S POTATO CAKES.
I AM OBSESSED WITH THE ITUNES VISUALIZER.
MY SISTER IS GOING TO GIVE ME A FRENCH MANICURE.
Mine. So beyond mine. It was like some huge moment - I saw them, died, and then saw that they were an 8.5. They were the only ones I saw and I need a 9. I put them on anyway but my heels hurt. I contemplated buying them anyway and dealing with the pain, when a saleswoman came over and asked if there was anything she could help me with. I asked if they had a 9 anywhere at all in the building, because I need these shoes. She left and returned with a box... that only had one shoe in it. "Maybe someone stole the other one because IT IS SO ADORABLE," I said, trying the bigger size as women around me watched and smiled. Then, from across the room, a girl says, "Is this the shoe you're looking for?" and held it up. "IS THAT A 9?!" "It is," she replied with a smile. [insert instrumental score]. No, I get that it's just a pair of shoes but it really did feel that monumental.
I GOT SHORTS, TOO, SOLID BLACK FUCKING SEQUINS SHUT UP. JUST IMAGINE IT WITH A BOLD, SATURATED TANK TOP AND BLACK HEELS GOING OUT IN THE SUMMER.
I ALSO BROUGHT BRAS. FUCK YEAH, BINGO!WINNINGS. I AM HAVING TROUBLES FINDING THEM ON THE INTERNET BUT ONE LOOKS LIKE THIS - IT IS BLACK LACE WITH METALLIC SILVER THREADS AND TINY RHINESTONES INTERSPERSED EVERYWHERE; THE OTHER ONE IS KIND OF LIKE THIS - MORE TRANSPARENT BLACK LACE OVER BRIGHT MAGENTA UNDERNEATH AND I CAN TELL I'VE GAINED WEIGHT LATELY BECAUSE THEY FIT BETTER THAN USUAL. either that or I'm pregnant, but let's hope not..
Other Random Things Of The Day
I LOVE ARBY'S POTATO CAKES.
I AM OBSESSED WITH THE ITUNES VISUALIZER.
MY SISTER IS GOING TO GIVE ME A FRENCH MANICURE.