"would you like a dildo, ma'am, so you can continue FUCKING MY CLIENT?!"
Lindsey and I went to yoga last night, it was SO COOL because instead of music, they had a guy up front playing acoustic guitar and singing. I did yoga to a gorgeous version of Bad Romance, okay. Go listen to him, he is stunning and I was trying to think of how to place him, I feel like he's a cross between two or three of my favorite artists but I can't quite figure it out? IDEK. And the instructor, she is so adorable and sweet and inspiring and she is one of those people that you just want to BE AROUND, OKAY. idek. OH but lol, towards the beginning, we were in extended child's pose and she said "The four corners of your mat.... this is your universe today..." and in my head I sat up and yelled, "WAIT, HOUSE AND CUDDY ARE FUCKING ON THIS MAT RN?!?!" Because that was pm my universe ~today~. But ahhhh it was so beautiful to do yoga to live music! And then I came home and took a bath with wine and the new Maroon 5 album and it was such gorgeous, fun, Liss!time, I almost can't even.
Then I was up late ~texting~ so I slept in past noon and also, I WAS FREEZING. I love autumn though sjkldfha ILIT. Jason called to hang out, I went to go meet him for lunch but my new car wouldn't start? lol, for real? WHAT. So I almost had a HUGE-ASS breakdown but then I realized it was because I left the lights on when I came home last night lol. HEY NOW, my old car had automatic lights! I never had to worry about lights for like 4 years! My dad had to come and jump it. ALSO. ALSO. I ORDERED BOOKS BEFORE I WENT TO VEGAS, PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSE, PSYCHOLOGY OF DEXTER, AND BUKOWSKI'S FACTOTUM. And I was like, "where the fuck are they", basically. I checked Amazon and it said they arrived here on Sept 9. They put them in a different mailbox and I couldn't fucking get it open for days. So when my dad came, I was like, "DAD I CAN'T GET THE FUCKING MAILBOX OPEN" and he tried and was like, wtf, but then he REALIZED that I was putting the key in the entire wrong box. You know, I like to think I'm smart but then shit like that happens and I don't even know anymore.
Jason saw all of this, btw. lol. Then we were indecisive as hell about where to eat before we just ended up going to the mall. We got sandwiches and then I told him not to let me forget to stop by that photo studio and get a job app. So we did and everyone was so nice!! We left and I was all, "What are we going to do nowww" and he was like, "Let's fill that out and turn it in right now!" I really loved that for some reason. He's super supportive and encouraging, I value him tremendously. I didn't finish it because I didn't know all of the info without looking it up, and I also really want to sort out my flickr and add to it before I turn it in so I can put the link on it if they want to look. I'm also going to put the link to my set photos for some ~reference~. We were going to see a movie but they all sucked. Then we went to the bowling alley but they had all fucking 25 lanes ~reserved~ for a party. Even though only half of them were being used. And OH, all of the pool tables and dartboards are reserved, too, even though literally NO ONE WAS PLAYING THOSE. Fine. So we just picked up my camera and went to the arboretum, we dicked around and climbed willow trees and sculptures, and he's a stunt coordinator so he did TRICKS ON THINGS. Headstands on statues, diving over hedges, and climbing really high!!1 Oh my god and favorite favorite - I was trying to take a photo of a flower with my zoom lens, like a bird's eye view of it, but it wouldn't let me because I was too close, even on my tiptoes. SO WHAT DOES HE DO? HE CRAWLS BETWEEN MY LEGS AND STANDS UP SO THAT I'M SITTING ON HIS SHOULDERS AND WILL BE TALL ENOUGH TO GET MY SHOT SLKJHDFA. GOD I wish I could have taken photos of that, I wish I could have seen that happen. We found a huge metal ring and set my camera on sticks to shoot video of us jumping through it and kicking out of it and we are going to edit it and do something bad ass, I will show you. I am having so much fun hanging out with technologically creative people as of late. And also it's fun just to speak freely about this shit with the knowledge that you won't have to explain yourself or what your terms/concepts mean. GOD it is fucking refreshing.
We (or I should say "I") started to freeze my ass off so we left. We went out to dinner and I was like, "Okay, I will give you $5 if you can tell me what pisses me the fuck off about that chalkboard." He goes, "They spelled Oktoberfest in two different ways." I was like, ".... FUCK, I hadn't even noticed that yet!" LOL I love that he knew that would bug. I LOVE THAT I AM ABLE TO BE MYSELF AROUND ALL THESE NEW PEOPLE. IT BLOWS MY MIND. LOL then he was like, "What about that one *points*, what pisses you off about that one." It cracked me up. Even though I couldn't find anything on ~that one~. We called Lindsey on the way home because there's all this drama at work. Jas and I got fired up even though this isn't our fight, so omg WE TOTALLY PLAYED LAWYER. I got a notebook and pen and collected some ~facts~ and then we went over contracts with a fine-toothed comb and drafted a letter for her and OH MAN, IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. I HAD SO MUCH FUN AND THAT SOUNDS SO STUPID OR MAKES NO SENSE BUT IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. And Jason kept telling me to calm down and "you look stressed" and I was like, "NO! I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT!" I wish I cared enough about laws and terms and school and studying and books to become a lawyer. No, I really do wish that. But I know myself and I don't think I could get past all of that shit just to argue. It bores me way too much, I just love arguing. And I don't mean arguing as in screaming and yelling and fighting, I mean arguing in the sense of logic and forming sound and valid arguments. I love analysis and thinking on my feet and I don't even know where I'm going with this but it was fun and made me miss that dream a little bit.
Then I was up late ~texting~ so I slept in past noon and also, I WAS FREEZING. I love autumn though sjkldfha ILIT. Jason called to hang out, I went to go meet him for lunch but my new car wouldn't start? lol, for real? WHAT. So I almost had a HUGE-ASS breakdown but then I realized it was because I left the lights on when I came home last night lol. HEY NOW, my old car had automatic lights! I never had to worry about lights for like 4 years! My dad had to come and jump it. ALSO. ALSO. I ORDERED BOOKS BEFORE I WENT TO VEGAS, PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSE, PSYCHOLOGY OF DEXTER, AND BUKOWSKI'S FACTOTUM. And I was like, "where the fuck are they", basically. I checked Amazon and it said they arrived here on Sept 9. They put them in a different mailbox and I couldn't fucking get it open for days. So when my dad came, I was like, "DAD I CAN'T GET THE FUCKING MAILBOX OPEN" and he tried and was like, wtf, but then he REALIZED that I was putting the key in the entire wrong box. You know, I like to think I'm smart but then shit like that happens and I don't even know anymore.
Jason saw all of this, btw. lol. Then we were indecisive as hell about where to eat before we just ended up going to the mall. We got sandwiches and then I told him not to let me forget to stop by that photo studio and get a job app. So we did and everyone was so nice!! We left and I was all, "What are we going to do nowww" and he was like, "Let's fill that out and turn it in right now!" I really loved that for some reason. He's super supportive and encouraging, I value him tremendously. I didn't finish it because I didn't know all of the info without looking it up, and I also really want to sort out my flickr and add to it before I turn it in so I can put the link on it if they want to look. I'm also going to put the link to my set photos for some ~reference~. We were going to see a movie but they all sucked. Then we went to the bowling alley but they had all fucking 25 lanes ~reserved~ for a party. Even though only half of them were being used. And OH, all of the pool tables and dartboards are reserved, too, even though literally NO ONE WAS PLAYING THOSE. Fine. So we just picked up my camera and went to the arboretum, we dicked around and climbed willow trees and sculptures, and he's a stunt coordinator so he did TRICKS ON THINGS. Headstands on statues, diving over hedges, and climbing really high!!1 Oh my god and favorite favorite - I was trying to take a photo of a flower with my zoom lens, like a bird's eye view of it, but it wouldn't let me because I was too close, even on my tiptoes. SO WHAT DOES HE DO? HE CRAWLS BETWEEN MY LEGS AND STANDS UP SO THAT I'M SITTING ON HIS SHOULDERS AND WILL BE TALL ENOUGH TO GET MY SHOT SLKJHDFA. GOD I wish I could have taken photos of that, I wish I could have seen that happen. We found a huge metal ring and set my camera on sticks to shoot video of us jumping through it and kicking out of it and we are going to edit it and do something bad ass, I will show you. I am having so much fun hanging out with technologically creative people as of late. And also it's fun just to speak freely about this shit with the knowledge that you won't have to explain yourself or what your terms/concepts mean. GOD it is fucking refreshing.
We (or I should say "I") started to freeze my ass off so we left. We went out to dinner and I was like, "Okay, I will give you $5 if you can tell me what pisses me the fuck off about that chalkboard." He goes, "They spelled Oktoberfest in two different ways." I was like, ".... FUCK, I hadn't even noticed that yet!" LOL I love that he knew that would bug. I LOVE THAT I AM ABLE TO BE MYSELF AROUND ALL THESE NEW PEOPLE. IT BLOWS MY MIND. LOL then he was like, "What about that one *points*, what pisses you off about that one." It cracked me up. Even though I couldn't find anything on ~that one~. We called Lindsey on the way home because there's all this drama at work. Jas and I got fired up even though this isn't our fight, so omg WE TOTALLY PLAYED LAWYER. I got a notebook and pen and collected some ~facts~ and then we went over contracts with a fine-toothed comb and drafted a letter for her and OH MAN, IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. I HAD SO MUCH FUN AND THAT SOUNDS SO STUPID OR MAKES NO SENSE BUT IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. And Jason kept telling me to calm down and "you look stressed" and I was like, "NO! I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT!" I wish I cared enough about laws and terms and school and studying and books to become a lawyer. No, I really do wish that. But I know myself and I don't think I could get past all of that shit just to argue. It bores me way too much, I just love arguing. And I don't mean arguing as in screaming and yelling and fighting, I mean arguing in the sense of logic and forming sound and valid arguments. I love analysis and thinking on my feet and I don't even know where I'm going with this but it was fun and made me miss that dream a little bit.