"so what was your last tweet???!?"
LOL WE JUST HAD MY FAVORITE BAR ENCOUNTER EVER I THINK.
SO, Molly and I went to Buffalo Wild Wings, and our table was kind of close to this group of three guys, but it wasn't an issue, until they started talking about Facebook and leaned over to ask us a question about it. AND THEN WE JUST SAT AND TALKED ABOUT THE INTERNET FOR LIKE, EVER. AND BTW THEY WERE OLDER. LIKE LATE 30'S, EARLY 40'S. AND THAT IS RELEVANT BECAUSE I GOT FIST POUNDED BY ONE OF THEM FOR USING FIREFOX OVER IE. HE WAS THE MOST TECHNOLOGICALLY SAVVY OUT OF ALL OF THEM. AND OMG HE ALSO HAD TWITTER. SO HE TOLD ME TO TWEET HIM. AND I DID. LOLOL ASDLJKFASLJKHFA, HE WROTE HIS TWITTER USERNAME ON A NAPKIN AND TOLD ME TO TWEET HIM RIGHT NOW. OMG I DIED. AND THEN WE ARGUED ABOUT FACEBOOK AND ALSO ABOUT MYERS-BRIGGS AND ALSO ABOUT CARBON DATING. WTF WTF, IT WAS SO AWESOME, WHY DO THINGS GET SO SMART WHEN I START TO DRINK, THE OPPOSITE IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. BUT THEN ONE OF THEM ACCUSED ME OF BEING A NARCISSIST BECAUSE I TOLD HIM I HAD A BLOG AND HE WAS ALL, "WELL WHY WOULD YOU EVEN HAVE A BLOG IF YOU WEREN'T JUST FISHING FOR ATTENTION" AND IT'S LIKE BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW ME, I JUST WANT A RECORD OF MY LIFE AND I'M NOT FORCING ANYBODY TO READ ANYTHING AND I TOTALLY OWNED HIM LIKE A MILLION TIMES, HE WAS KIND OF AN IGNORANT FOOL AND WE TOTALLY FOUGHT. And then I told them all about Tumblr lol. lol. THEY ASKED, OKAY. IT WAS THE BEST EVER. ALSO!!! THEY THOUGH I WAS 23, THAT NEVER HAPPENS!! And when I mentioned I had a twitter, they were like, "WHAT DO YOU EVEN TWEET ABOUT?" IDK, WHATEVER I WANT TO TWEET ABOUT AT THE TIME. "WELL WHAT WAS YOUR LAST TWEET ABOUT?" DO YOU WATCH GLEE? BECAUSE I SAID THAT RACHEL SHOULD SING UNTOUCHED BY THE VERONICAS, THAT WAS LITERALLY MY LAST TWEET LIKE 2 HOURS AGO. "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." LOL. LOL. And then they were asking me about my blog and I wouldn't tell them the URL and they asked me how many people read it and I was like, "A couple hundred? I don't know." and then the ass was like, "Why would that many people read your blog?" and the cool one was like, "Because she's hot! Do you post pictures on your blog?" Well yeah but-- "OKAY, THEN." and then I got SUPER pissed and was all, "WELL FUCK YOU WHO'S TO SAY I'M NOT INTERESTING OR HAVE GREAT SHIT TO SAY?!" and again, we totally fought, THAT IS SO SHALLOW AND RUDE AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN'T GATHERED BY NOW THAT I'M FUCKING INTELLIGENT. WHO ELSE WOULD BRING UP CARBON DATING. I asked him, "OKAY. SO WHY ARE YOU EVEN STILL TALKING TO ME RIGHT NOW? YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY ENGAGED IN CONVERSATION AND WHAT'S COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH. HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT THAN SHIT ON THE INTERNET." And the neutral one asked me if my blog has enhanced my friendships/soul (lol) and I said that yes, I have met my very best friends on the internet and have even had one from England fly out to see me and she wasn't a pedophile, she was real and normal and amazing and why is that worth less. And Molly was like, "Yeah!! I met her! Her name is Gemma! Legit!" lol kljdsfhjksa. It was fun though, I don't mind arguing.
AND THEN THEY LEFT. :( :( :( BUT THEN THIS NEW GROUP OF PEOPLE CAME AND THEY WERE ACTUALLY OUR AGE THIS TIME SO I PICKED THE GUY IN THE GLASSES AND MOLLY PICKED THE "REGULAR" ONE, LOL, AND THE OTHER ONE, HE WAS JUST AN UNDESIRED PRICK ALL AROUND. HIS NAME WAS JOE AND HE SPILLED. AND HE FLIPPED US OFF BUT I COULD TOTALLY HANDLE IT. HIS FRIEND BRIAN SAID I WAS THE BEST BECAUSE I KNEW HIM FOR ALL OF TWO MINUTES AND ALREADY HAD THE FUCKER PEGGED. LOL. LOL. HE OFFERED TO BUY US DRINKS BECAUSE HE FELT BAD FOR HIS FRIEND'S LOSERISH AND CHAUVINISTIC BEHAVIOR BUT WE PROBABLY DIDN'T NEED ANYMORE. BUT STILL. AND THEN WE TALKED ABOUT FINANCE, LOL. I NEED A DRINKING ICON.
ALSO, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT LUCAS. HE IS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME RN. I HAVE TO FINISH THIS VIDEO BECAUSE I TOLD MYSELF LIKE 50 TIMES "THIS VIDEO IS GETTING DONE TODAY" AND IT'S STILL KIND OF "TODAY" BUT TECHNICALLY NOT REALLY AND LOL, LOL. ALSO KYLE IS IGNORING ME.
SO, Molly and I went to Buffalo Wild Wings, and our table was kind of close to this group of three guys, but it wasn't an issue, until they started talking about Facebook and leaned over to ask us a question about it. AND THEN WE JUST SAT AND TALKED ABOUT THE INTERNET FOR LIKE, EVER. AND BTW THEY WERE OLDER. LIKE LATE 30'S, EARLY 40'S. AND THAT IS RELEVANT BECAUSE I GOT FIST POUNDED BY ONE OF THEM FOR USING FIREFOX OVER IE. HE WAS THE MOST TECHNOLOGICALLY SAVVY OUT OF ALL OF THEM. AND OMG HE ALSO HAD TWITTER. SO HE TOLD ME TO TWEET HIM. AND I DID. LOLOL ASDLJKFASLJKHFA, HE WROTE HIS TWITTER USERNAME ON A NAPKIN AND TOLD ME TO TWEET HIM RIGHT NOW. OMG I DIED. AND THEN WE ARGUED ABOUT FACEBOOK AND ALSO ABOUT MYERS-BRIGGS AND ALSO ABOUT CARBON DATING. WTF WTF, IT WAS SO AWESOME, WHY DO THINGS GET SO SMART WHEN I START TO DRINK, THE OPPOSITE IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. BUT THEN ONE OF THEM ACCUSED ME OF BEING A NARCISSIST BECAUSE I TOLD HIM I HAD A BLOG AND HE WAS ALL, "WELL WHY WOULD YOU EVEN HAVE A BLOG IF YOU WEREN'T JUST FISHING FOR ATTENTION" AND IT'S LIKE BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW ME, I JUST WANT A RECORD OF MY LIFE AND I'M NOT FORCING ANYBODY TO READ ANYTHING AND I TOTALLY OWNED HIM LIKE A MILLION TIMES, HE WAS KIND OF AN IGNORANT FOOL AND WE TOTALLY FOUGHT. And then I told them all about Tumblr lol. lol. THEY ASKED, OKAY. IT WAS THE BEST EVER. ALSO!!! THEY THOUGH I WAS 23, THAT NEVER HAPPENS!! And when I mentioned I had a twitter, they were like, "WHAT DO YOU EVEN TWEET ABOUT?" IDK, WHATEVER I WANT TO TWEET ABOUT AT THE TIME. "WELL WHAT WAS YOUR LAST TWEET ABOUT?" DO YOU WATCH GLEE? BECAUSE I SAID THAT RACHEL SHOULD SING UNTOUCHED BY THE VERONICAS, THAT WAS LITERALLY MY LAST TWEET LIKE 2 HOURS AGO. "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." LOL. LOL. And then they were asking me about my blog and I wouldn't tell them the URL and they asked me how many people read it and I was like, "A couple hundred? I don't know." and then the ass was like, "Why would that many people read your blog?" and the cool one was like, "Because she's hot! Do you post pictures on your blog?" Well yeah but-- "OKAY, THEN." and then I got SUPER pissed and was all, "WELL FUCK YOU WHO'S TO SAY I'M NOT INTERESTING OR HAVE GREAT SHIT TO SAY?!" and again, we totally fought, THAT IS SO SHALLOW AND RUDE AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN'T GATHERED BY NOW THAT I'M FUCKING INTELLIGENT. WHO ELSE WOULD BRING UP CARBON DATING. I asked him, "OKAY. SO WHY ARE YOU EVEN STILL TALKING TO ME RIGHT NOW? YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY ENGAGED IN CONVERSATION AND WHAT'S COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH. HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT THAN SHIT ON THE INTERNET." And the neutral one asked me if my blog has enhanced my friendships/soul (lol) and I said that yes, I have met my very best friends on the internet and have even had one from England fly out to see me and she wasn't a pedophile, she was real and normal and amazing and why is that worth less. And Molly was like, "Yeah!! I met her! Her name is Gemma! Legit!" lol kljdsfhjksa. It was fun though, I don't mind arguing.
AND THEN THEY LEFT. :( :( :( BUT THEN THIS NEW GROUP OF PEOPLE CAME AND THEY WERE ACTUALLY OUR AGE THIS TIME SO I PICKED THE GUY IN THE GLASSES AND MOLLY PICKED THE "REGULAR" ONE, LOL, AND THE OTHER ONE, HE WAS JUST AN UNDESIRED PRICK ALL AROUND. HIS NAME WAS JOE AND HE SPILLED. AND HE FLIPPED US OFF BUT I COULD TOTALLY HANDLE IT. HIS FRIEND BRIAN SAID I WAS THE BEST BECAUSE I KNEW HIM FOR ALL OF TWO MINUTES AND ALREADY HAD THE FUCKER PEGGED. LOL. LOL. HE OFFERED TO BUY US DRINKS BECAUSE HE FELT BAD FOR HIS FRIEND'S LOSERISH AND CHAUVINISTIC BEHAVIOR BUT WE PROBABLY DIDN'T NEED ANYMORE. BUT STILL. AND THEN WE TALKED ABOUT FINANCE, LOL. I NEED A DRINKING ICON.
ALSO, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT LUCAS. HE IS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME RN. I HAVE TO FINISH THIS VIDEO BECAUSE I TOLD MYSELF LIKE 50 TIMES "THIS VIDEO IS GETTING DONE TODAY" AND IT'S STILL KIND OF "TODAY" BUT TECHNICALLY NOT REALLY AND LOL, LOL. ALSO KYLE IS IGNORING ME.