"you only make enough money to sit and feed your own ass!"

[lissie_pissie]

My alarm every morning is "I'm Alive" by Celine Dion, her little humming at the beginning, and you all need to know this because let me tell you, I have become SO much less of a bitch in the morning because of it. No, for real. Sometimes? There is even a, dare I say, smile on my face in the first second I become conscious. That is almost sick. Don'

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[dallirious]

At the risk of sounding like an idiot... What is a "Dairy Queen" and "Blizzard"?

[lissie_pissie]

OH MY GOD. JKLHSDFJHLKSDFHJAS. IT IS A CHAIN OF ICE CREAM SHOPS HERE. IT IS AMAZING, I FEEL SO BAD THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. The restaurant is called Dairy Queen and their signature thing is a Blizzard, it's soft serve ice cream with candy and cookies and fruit and whatever you want all mixed in. So mine was vanilla ice cream with bananas and vanilla wafers and whipped cream. Normally I just get ice cream with crunched up Oreo cookies. SO DAMN GOOD. I weep for Australia.

[dallirious]

Oh so it's like a Cold Rock, where you can pick all these different things like M&M's and whatever to be mashed up in the ice cream?

[lissie_pissie]

Maybe? FAIL, IDK WHAT A COLD ROCK IS. UNLESS IT IS LIKE COLD STONE. WHICH WE DO HAVE AND WHICH I DO KNOW. If that is the case, then YYY.

[dallirious]

*looks up Cold Stone*... *somewhat distracted by the epic of matchy icons* ZOMG LISS MATCHY ICONS... though really what are the chances a Liz Lemon icon will involve food? :P ...*goes back to searching*

YES. IT'S EXACTLY LIKE A COLD STONE. THE EPIC IT KNOWS NO BOUNDS. I HEART OUT COLD ROCK BUT TOTALLY HATE THAT I HAVE TO GO TO THE CITY TO GET IT. FAIL. ALL THE MORE REASON TO BUY THE REALLY BIG SIZE TO TAKE AWAY AND EAT THROUGHOUT THE WEEK!!

DAMN I WANT PEPPERMINT ICECREAM WITH MASHED TIM TAMS NOW.