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I has a date to a wedding on June 20! You guys, it has been ages since I've been to a wedding. Actually, no, lies, I went to my mom's second wedding like four years ago (even THAT is ages I guess, and before that it was my aunt's and that was years before even that, too) but that doesn't even count because it was more like hell than a wedding and I spent a great majority of it crying in the bathroom with Rachel. I refer to it as the Day My Cleavage Drowned In Tears. But Randy's sister's friend is getting married and he wanted to ask me as soon as possible so I could keep it open. I am so excited.
I have my pre-op physical today. ugh ugh I'm getting surgery on Friday for that gd tailbone cyst. DNW DNW. And ever since I've seen Awake, I've been petrified of being put under. It will be so nice to have this fucker gone for good, though. And I will be getting a fuck ton more Percocet so you guys will be getting Loopy!Liss which... probably isn't really all that different from Normal!Liss I guess. Gemma and I decided when she was here that there is absolutely no difference between me when I'm wasted and me when I'm sober. In fact, in pictures? I look more sober when I'm actually shitfaced and more shitfaced when I'm actually sober. It's crazy, it's like a game - which one of these is a drunk photo? This one, definitely. WRONG.
The new photos of Lisa leaving that night club with Mr. Sexy Bitch are so pretty. She is so beautiful.
I have my pre-op physical today. ugh ugh I'm getting surgery on Friday for that gd tailbone cyst. DNW DNW. And ever since I've seen Awake, I've been petrified of being put under. It will be so nice to have this fucker gone for good, though. And I will be getting a fuck ton more Percocet so you guys will be getting Loopy!Liss which... probably isn't really all that different from Normal!Liss I guess. Gemma and I decided when she was here that there is absolutely no difference between me when I'm wasted and me when I'm sober. In fact, in pictures? I look more sober when I'm actually shitfaced and more shitfaced when I'm actually sober. It's crazy, it's like a game - which one of these is a drunk photo? This one, definitely. WRONG.
The new photos of Lisa leaving that night club with Mr. Sexy Bitch are so pretty. She is so beautiful.