don't send dwight
I went downstairs to get a drink and a garbage bag because I'm cleaning my room.
Sister: Want a cookie? I BOUGHT COOKIES. Also, Grandma Karen sent us some bacon.
Me: *takes a cookie* I forgot to mention that you cooked your foot.
Sister: BURNT, Pam.
I needed to write this down so that next time I hate her I can look at it and remember that there are, in fact, times in which I love her.
Sister: Want a cookie? I BOUGHT COOKIES. Also, Grandma Karen sent us some bacon.
Me: *takes a cookie* I forgot to mention that you cooked your foot.
Sister: BURNT, Pam.
I needed to write this down so that next time I hate her I can look at it and remember that there are, in fact, times in which I love her.