lol meth dream
I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM. First off, Tiff, I was staying at your house. And we wanted to go take a walk in [insert city by my house irl] because it was beautiful outside. But for whatever reason, we had to sneak out. So you went to get the car, but then I heard your mom yelling and you got in trouble lol. She was pissed because you never helped pay for the car and they were always paying for your dance lessons and you can't have both? lol I HAVE NO IDEA. I also remember seeing your turquoise costume on the bed, it was sparkley.
Then I dreamt I stole two little Wizard of Oz things from an Applebee's wall. Except they weren't even on the wall, they were laying on the floor, and it wasn't Applebee's, it was like my dad's basement.
THEN OKAY, WHATEVER, THIS IS THE BEST PART. You know Montel Williams, the Montel Williams show? OKAY. I was watching it and this girl came out from the side and it was evidently a makeover show. So she walks on wearing this like, big-ass knitted thing that was blue and purple and brown and it was like a shawl and she was twirling it everywhere. And her face looked sort of like a drag queen and I remember her eye makeup was really wide. My god, my brain has never invented a more individual person ever. SO LOL MONTEL ASKS HER IF SHE'S "GOING TO BE DONE WITH METH USE NOW" and she was like, "Nah, I mean, the meth is here to stay, but I'm thinking that I'm just going to marry the meth? In a way? And just take it with me and treat it better." So, yes, she wanted to marry the meth instead of just using and abusing it, as we so often do with people.
Also, I was like in a department store, on the upper level and I was singing behind a fence. I was laying on like an inflatable mattress and rocking on it and I eventually sung myself to sleep. There was a love triangle going on, too. One girl and two guys and I want to say it was like a movie but wasn't? It was SO weird.
Then I dreamt I stole two little Wizard of Oz things from an Applebee's wall. Except they weren't even on the wall, they were laying on the floor, and it wasn't Applebee's, it was like my dad's basement.
THEN OKAY, WHATEVER, THIS IS THE BEST PART. You know Montel Williams, the Montel Williams show? OKAY. I was watching it and this girl came out from the side and it was evidently a makeover show. So she walks on wearing this like, big-ass knitted thing that was blue and purple and brown and it was like a shawl and she was twirling it everywhere. And her face looked sort of like a drag queen and I remember her eye makeup was really wide. My god, my brain has never invented a more individual person ever. SO LOL MONTEL ASKS HER IF SHE'S "GOING TO BE DONE WITH METH USE NOW" and she was like, "Nah, I mean, the meth is here to stay, but I'm thinking that I'm just going to marry the meth? In a way? And just take it with me and treat it better." So, yes, she wanted to marry the meth instead of just using and abusing it, as we so often do with people.
Also, I was like in a department store, on the upper level and I was singing behind a fence. I was laying on like an inflatable mattress and rocking on it and I eventually sung myself to sleep. There was a love triangle going on, too. One girl and two guys and I want to say it was like a movie but wasn't? It was SO weird.