HOUSE - IT'S A WONDERFUL LIE
TO MY HOUSE RECAP SPAM FRIENDS - I MISS YOU SO MUCH. THE REGULARS ON MY FLIST, BUT ALSO THE ONES THAT WOULD COME EVERY WEEK FOR THE FLAIL FEST EVEN THOUGH WE WEREN'T ON EACH OTHER'S FLISTS. I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HERE TODAY. ♥
LOL NO REALLY, MY HEART. POUNDING SO FAST. AND MY FACE IS DOING THE THING, WHERE I CAN FEEL THE HEAT RADIATING OFF OF IT.
JANEL! ♥
HOLY SHIT NO THE KID IS SO GOING TO FUCKING FALL. Okay so my question is, how did she not yell at her mom? If that were MY mom? A "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT DID YOU DO?! WHY?!" would have been the first words out of my mouth. Not "did the rope break?" all calm-like.
Kutner and the candy cane!
LMAO LMAO HOUSE PULLING DOWN THE DECORATIONS WITH HIS CANE.
"GOOD. SO CAN WE DO A SECRET SANTA?" OMG HE IS SUCH A GIDDY CHILD!
lol this episode would have been so much more effective like 3 weeks ago.
YOU GUYS THIS IS SO WEIRD. I'M SO OUT OF IT. IT'S LIKE I'M NOT COMPREHENDING THAT THIS IS A NEW EPISODE. I've honestly forgotten what it feels like. It feels like it's too good to be true so I'm not believing it.
House eating red suckers with the little girl. SO CUTE.
LOL white lies vs rationalization. love it.
OMG. CAN'T WAIT TO ICON THIS H/W SCENE.
"Lies are like children - hard work but you do it because the future depends on them" LMAO. SOMETHING TO LOVE BY.
THE MOTHER IS A SLUT. SLUT! SLUT!!
CLINIC SCENE. THAT MIGHT MEAN THAT CUDDY IS COMING. SCORE I AM SO RIGHT!
"YOU OWE ME $50"
"YOU OWE ME HALF A LAP DANCE"
!!!!!! IS THAT WHAT HE SAID?!?! OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL. HER MAKEUP. HER FACIAL COLORING. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT. SHE'S PRETTIER THAN USUAL. JESUS CHRIST. MAYBE I JUST MISS HER TOO MUCH. HOLY SHIT. GO FOLLOW HIM. DAMN IT. OH MY GOD LISA EDELSTEIN/CUDDY DON'T EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN.
"Do you spell "homie" with a "y"? I WANNA BE RESPECTFUL."
Okay, Thirteen. Take a hike plz, you get way too much screentime.
HOUSE, YOUR SHIRT IN THE FOOSBALL SCENE. IS UNBUTTONED AND FUCK.
omg! KUTNER/13. I THINK HE TOTALLY HAS HER FOR SECRET SANTA.
LMFAO HE GAVE THEM ALL HIS NAME. I KNEW HE RIGGED IT SOMEHOW. hahaha.
omg!! Kutner!! "I'M still buying him a present..." kdjhksaljdhf!
[LMAO LMAO LMAO THE HOUSE SUPERBOWL GUITAR ADVERT. PRICELESS]
SANTA/SATAN WORSHIP. HOUSE I LOVE YOU.
Taub: "Try 'bondage'."
House: "I DID. BLAH BLAH SOME AMAZING QUOTE ABOUT HOW SHE TIED ME UP AND THEN WHINED ABOUT HOW HARD IT WAS TO BE THE DEAN OF MEDICINE."
I *SCREAMED*, YOU GUYS. TOTALLY INVOLUNTARY, I SCREAMED. AND THEN MY SISTER GOT REALLY PISSED AT ME ("JESUS. CHRIST.") BUT I DON'T FUCKING CARE. ARE TPTB READING OUR FANFICTION AND FLAIL POSTS?! BONDAGE?! REALLY?! MIND READERS! EITHER WE'VE GOT OUR SHIP DOWN TO A TEE OR THEY'RE MOLDING IT TO FIT OUR WANTS/NEEDS/AWESOMENESS. EITHER WAY, I'M FINE WITH IT. THAT LINE RIGHT THERE = SO WORTH THE LIKE 50-MONTH LONG WAIT.
oh my god Kutner, you are so fucking cute. with your little present. I LOVE YOU. I AM DYING.
lol the hooker is back.
omg!! A Christmas Story reference!! "I'm saving my money for a Red Rider BB Gun"
I STILL CANT GET OVER THE BONDAGE LINE. RIGHT WHEN TAUB SAID "BONDAGE", I THOUGHT OF CUDDY, BUT I NEVER IMAGINED HE'D ACTUALLY FOLLOW UP WITH IT. AND THEN, WHEN HOUSE SAID "TRIED IT. ONCE." I WAS LIKE "OH MY GOD CUDDY." AND THEN HE SAID IT WAS CUDDY AND FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MY GOD I HAVE MISSED THIS. THIS FLAIL. THIS HIGH. THIS EVERYTHING.
Commercial. And I'm thinking about Cuddy. I need at least one more scene tonight PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
OMG YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED?! ABSOLUTELY NO CAMERON! I HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT HER! omg that was so weird. I couldn't even think of who else made up the original 3 for a split second. AND THEN I REMEMBERED AND LOL'D.
Taub got him a present too. LOL. House is such a winner. AND 13 TOO. HAHAHA. his original plan. win.
OMG SHE'S NOT HER REAL MOM. House you are SO SMART.
PLZ CUDDY, BE AT THIS PARTY. PLEASE.
"You tell ppl the cold hard truth all the time - you get off on it." - Wilson. LOL.
"Oh, don't pin this on Christ, he's got enough nails in him." HAHAHAHA I AM FUCKING DYING.
HUGH SINGING!!! Red scarf - looks damn delicious on him. I WANT.
MILK. IS COMING OUT OF THE LEG!BREAST!!
CHASE!!! YOU ARE SO HOT!!! WHERE IS CUDDY. :(
BEAUTIFUL shot of House walking up the church aisle. OMG THAT PRIEST WAS IN X-FILES. WHO THE FUCK WAS HE. OH MY GOD! IS THAT LISA EDELSTEIN'S FATHER?!?! IN FRONT OF HOUSE AND TO THE LEFT, IN THE CHURCH PEW?! IS THAT HIM?! IF IT'S NOT, I TOTALLY JUST YELLED "LISA EDELSTEIN'S DAD?!?!?!?!?" FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
Okay. So. Cuddy. Where was she? There is NO reason she couldn't have been at the hospital Christmas party at the end. NO. REASON. Fuckers. Overall as a whole I'm a LITTLE disappointed BUT OMG WE GOT THE BONDAGE LINE AND THE LAP DANCE THING. SDKJLFSHA
the promo for Sunday's ep sucked.
I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR SUNDAY SDJKFHASF.
LOL NO REALLY, MY HEART. POUNDING SO FAST. AND MY FACE IS DOING THE THING, WHERE I CAN FEEL THE HEAT RADIATING OFF OF IT.
JANEL! ♥
HOLY SHIT NO THE KID IS SO GOING TO FUCKING FALL. Okay so my question is, how did she not yell at her mom? If that were MY mom? A "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT DID YOU DO?! WHY?!" would have been the first words out of my mouth. Not "did the rope break?" all calm-like.
Kutner and the candy cane!
LMAO LMAO HOUSE PULLING DOWN THE DECORATIONS WITH HIS CANE.
"GOOD. SO CAN WE DO A SECRET SANTA?" OMG HE IS SUCH A GIDDY CHILD!
lol this episode would have been so much more effective like 3 weeks ago.
YOU GUYS THIS IS SO WEIRD. I'M SO OUT OF IT. IT'S LIKE I'M NOT COMPREHENDING THAT THIS IS A NEW EPISODE. I've honestly forgotten what it feels like. It feels like it's too good to be true so I'm not believing it.
House eating red suckers with the little girl. SO CUTE.
LOL white lies vs rationalization. love it.
OMG. CAN'T WAIT TO ICON THIS H/W SCENE.
"Lies are like children - hard work but you do it because the future depends on them" LMAO. SOMETHING TO LOVE BY.
THE MOTHER IS A SLUT. SLUT! SLUT!!
CLINIC SCENE. THAT MIGHT MEAN THAT CUDDY IS COMING. SCORE I AM SO RIGHT!
"YOU OWE ME $50"
"YOU OWE ME HALF A LAP DANCE"
!!!!!! IS THAT WHAT HE SAID?!?! OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL. HER MAKEUP. HER FACIAL COLORING. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT. SHE'S PRETTIER THAN USUAL. JESUS CHRIST. MAYBE I JUST MISS HER TOO MUCH. HOLY SHIT. GO FOLLOW HIM. DAMN IT. OH MY GOD LISA EDELSTEIN/CUDDY DON'T EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN.
"Do you spell "homie" with a "y"? I WANNA BE RESPECTFUL."
Okay, Thirteen. Take a hike plz, you get way too much screentime.
HOUSE, YOUR SHIRT IN THE FOOSBALL SCENE. IS UNBUTTONED AND FUCK.
omg! KUTNER/13. I THINK HE TOTALLY HAS HER FOR SECRET SANTA.
LMFAO HE GAVE THEM ALL HIS NAME. I KNEW HE RIGGED IT SOMEHOW. hahaha.
omg!! Kutner!! "I'M still buying him a present..." kdjhksaljdhf!
[LMAO LMAO LMAO THE HOUSE SUPERBOWL GUITAR ADVERT. PRICELESS]
SANTA/SATAN WORSHIP. HOUSE I LOVE YOU.
Taub: "Try 'bondage'."
House: "I DID. BLAH BLAH SOME AMAZING QUOTE ABOUT HOW SHE TIED ME UP AND THEN WHINED ABOUT HOW HARD IT WAS TO BE THE DEAN OF MEDICINE."
I *SCREAMED*, YOU GUYS. TOTALLY INVOLUNTARY, I SCREAMED. AND THEN MY SISTER GOT REALLY PISSED AT ME ("JESUS. CHRIST.") BUT I DON'T FUCKING CARE. ARE TPTB READING OUR FANFICTION AND FLAIL POSTS?! BONDAGE?! REALLY?! MIND READERS! EITHER WE'VE GOT OUR SHIP DOWN TO A TEE OR THEY'RE MOLDING IT TO FIT OUR WANTS/NEEDS/AWESOMENESS. EITHER WAY, I'M FINE WITH IT. THAT LINE RIGHT THERE = SO WORTH THE LIKE 50-MONTH LONG WAIT.
oh my god Kutner, you are so fucking cute. with your little present. I LOVE YOU. I AM DYING.
lol the hooker is back.
omg!! A Christmas Story reference!! "I'm saving my money for a Red Rider BB Gun"
I STILL CANT GET OVER THE BONDAGE LINE. RIGHT WHEN TAUB SAID "BONDAGE", I THOUGHT OF CUDDY, BUT I NEVER IMAGINED HE'D ACTUALLY FOLLOW UP WITH IT. AND THEN, WHEN HOUSE SAID "TRIED IT. ONCE." I WAS LIKE "OH MY GOD CUDDY." AND THEN HE SAID IT WAS CUDDY AND FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MY GOD I HAVE MISSED THIS. THIS FLAIL. THIS HIGH. THIS EVERYTHING.
Commercial. And I'm thinking about Cuddy. I need at least one more scene tonight PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
OMG YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED?! ABSOLUTELY NO CAMERON! I HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT HER! omg that was so weird. I couldn't even think of who else made up the original 3 for a split second. AND THEN I REMEMBERED AND LOL'D.
Taub got him a present too. LOL. House is such a winner. AND 13 TOO. HAHAHA. his original plan. win.
OMG SHE'S NOT HER REAL MOM. House you are SO SMART.
PLZ CUDDY, BE AT THIS PARTY. PLEASE.
"You tell ppl the cold hard truth all the time - you get off on it." - Wilson. LOL.
"Oh, don't pin this on Christ, he's got enough nails in him." HAHAHAHA I AM FUCKING DYING.
HUGH SINGING!!! Red scarf - looks damn delicious on him. I WANT.
MILK. IS COMING OUT OF THE LEG!BREAST!!
CHASE!!! YOU ARE SO HOT!!! WHERE IS CUDDY. :(
BEAUTIFUL shot of House walking up the church aisle. OMG THAT PRIEST WAS IN X-FILES. WHO THE FUCK WAS HE. OH MY GOD! IS THAT LISA EDELSTEIN'S FATHER?!?! IN FRONT OF HOUSE AND TO THE LEFT, IN THE CHURCH PEW?! IS THAT HIM?! IF IT'S NOT, I TOTALLY JUST YELLED "LISA EDELSTEIN'S DAD?!?!?!?!?" FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
Okay. So. Cuddy. Where was she? There is NO reason she couldn't have been at the hospital Christmas party at the end. NO. REASON. Fuckers. Overall as a whole I'm a LITTLE disappointed BUT OMG WE GOT THE BONDAGE LINE AND THE LAP DANCE THING. SDKJLFSHA
the promo for Sunday's ep sucked.
I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR SUNDAY SDJKFHASF.