AI 7 - OMAHA
FIRST OFF, THE CUT TEXT. HOW CUTE. KSDAJHFASKDHF
KID WALKS IN WITH A BLUE BAG. "Have you got Pauler in there?" Kid gives Paula a stuffed monkey but she's not there, so Simon's like, "I'll take it." And I flailed. AND THEN HE THREW IT ON THE FLOOR. LOL. ASSHOLE. I am so turned on right now.
My grandma has a HXC crush on Simon Cowell. It is the cutest thing ever. She said he was being exceptionally cute today and then she called him "a little shit".
The "When you say nothing at all guy" - he obviously can sing. Even though he can only remember one word. GIVE HIM A BREAK. and oh yay! YAY! He remembered!! AND GOT THROUGH! I thought he was really good.
OMG PAULA IS HERE SDJHFA. "PAULAAAA.... COME TO SIMEY..." I AM SO. DEAD. I SCREAMED. IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE'VE HAD A SRS SAULA MOMENT.
Paula sleeping on the table! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
OMG OMG OMG PAULA ARM WRESTLING THE BLONDE. SHE IS SO SWEET. I ALMOST JUST CRIED. I AM SUCH A LOSER. AND SHE WAS ALL, "YOU'RE SKIN IS SO BEAUTIFUL!" AND THEN SHE LAUGHED THE CUTEST LAUGH AND ALL I SAW WAS TEETH AND GORGEOUSNESS AND SHE WAS SO HAPPY THERE IN THAT MOMENT AND KJSDHFAS. IT WAS ADORABLE. Can't even describe.
Paula and Ryan swap jobs! I'm not at pissed as I was before - I thought Ryan was taking her spot because she left entirely lol. PAULA'S SHOES, I WANT THEM.
lmfao omg. RYAN GOT AN "OTHER DOOR"! LOLOL
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. OH MY GOD. PAULA'S HICCUP. OMG. THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING OF MY LIFE. AND THEN SIMON ROLLED HIS EYES AND DROPPED HIS PAPERS. "YOU. DISGUSTING. PIG."
touchdownnnnn!!!! ♥!
HOUSE IS ON OMG OMG OMG OMG OMFG SEE YOU IN AN HOUR.