FRIENDS - Season 1 ♥

Jan 11, 2008 04:01

I just watched the entire first season of Friends in one sitting. AND I WROTE MINI-THOUGHTS ON EVERY SINGLE EPISODE BECAUSE LIKE, OVER HALF OF THESE ARE NEW TO ME. FUCKING JUST_SCHTUPP IS LIKE, AMAZING BECAUSE SHE POLISHED OFF AND COMPLETED MY COLLECTION AS A SURPRISE PRESENT. 5 brand spanking new seasons of JFHSAFOMGFRIENDS in a beautiful Amazon box on my doorstep today. FIVE. THE FIVE I DIDN'T HAVE. SO YES. I'VE BEEN WATCHING THEM FOR LIKE 8 HOURS STRAIGHT.


(1) The Pilot -
Seen it. <3 BUT IT IS SO FUNNY. Rachel’s naivety, I cant decide if I like it or if it annoys me. I do love her cutting up her credit cards, though. “WHAT IF I DON’T WANNA BE A SHOE?!” AND REALLY CUTE FORESHADOWING OF ROSS/RACHEL - "even if I could ask a girl out, who would I ask? *cut to Rachel looking out window, longingly*"

(2) The One With the Sonogram at the End -
THEY ARE ALL SUCH BABIES. And poor Monica, lmao her parents are so mean to her. And Phoebe - I am laughing so much: “You’re getting all chaotic, and twirly!”

CUTE MONICA/CHANDLER HUG AS THEY ALL WALK OUT! “I had an imaginary friend that my parents actually preferred… *monica hugs him*” Also, there was cute Ross/Rachel foreshadowing in the pilot - “even if I had the nerve to ask someone out, who would I ask? *cut to Rachel*”AND HOLY SHIT BACK TO EP 2 - ROSS/RACHEL IN THE COFFEE SHOP AND SHE’S LAYING ON HIS HAND.

You know who would have been a good Susan? LISA EDELSTEIN. Oh my god I’m watching this and you have no idea how awesome she would have been. This is a different Carol - I’ve never seen this Carol!! I like the second one better. No okay I can’t get over that Lisa thing. I CAN SEE AND HEAR HER SAYING ALL OF THESE LINES AND I’M DYING.

(3) The One With The Thumb -
Omg! Chandler & Joey’s apartment is different! I clearly have not seen much of the early seasons. I AM SO EXCITED. And I love seeing us learn the little things about each of these guys! Like Chandler’s smoking.

“I open up their, you know, monthly STATEMENT” - “EASY.” Lmao Phoebe. I love how they all have their characters SO down pat, even though they just started.

HAHA OH MY GOD CHANDLER’S CUBICLE AND HIM SMOKING AT WORK WITH HIS LITTLE FAN. And holy shit Phoebe just found a thumb in her soda - “like a little hitchhiker”.

“THE BOTTOM LINE IS ‘SMOKING IS COOL’, AND YOU KNOW IT”. Chandler is hands down my favorite Friend. “Ohhh, Lamb Chop. How old IS that SOCK?! If I had a sock on my hand for 30 years, it’d be talking too!”…”Joey ate my last stick of gum so I KILLED HIM”

OH MY GOD THE PHONE IS SO BIG! PHONES WERE SO BIG BACK THEN!!

iwant_sprinkles!!!! PHOEBE IS EATING A POPTART!!! “Does anyone want the rest of this poptart?” WE NEED AN ICON, WHERE ARE THERE FRIENDS SCREENCAPS.

(4) The One With George Stephanopoulos -
“Joey, OMnipotent.”… “YOU ARE?!?!” lmao lmao lmao. I love this show. It makes me want this life so bad.

Rachel’s first paycheck - HOW CUTE. AND HER CRAZY FRIENDS. I’M DYING AT THEIR FLAIL.

I can’t believe anyone ever had sex with Ross. LOL.

OMG THEY ARE HAVING A PARTY. A little slumber party and Phoebe’s striped footie pajamas. They have trashy magazines, alcohol, cookie dough, AND TWISTER. I want a girls night like that. RIGHT NOW. AND NOW THEY HAVE PIZZA. Oh and cute! Now they’re spying outside on the blcony!

(5) The One With the East German Laundry Detergent -
Lmao their little boys vs girls argument in the teaser. MULTIPLE ORGASMS! Lol ftw. Also! I’ve always had respect for whoever edited the title credits - the timing is phenomenal. You can tell it was someone who really gave a shit.

OMG JANICE!!! Chandler is dating her, apparently.

And omg! Ross’ old apartment/bedroom/whatever! I’ve never seen it before!

OKAY HERE IS JANICE. LOL. LOL. I AM DYING. She just said “moose and squirrel” I AM DYING. Skjhs flail.

Ross/Rachel date at the Laundromat!! UBERWEISS SOAP. LOLOL. “I’m being like a total laundry spaz!” omg Rachel! Has never done her own laundry! CUTE. KISS!!

(6) The One With The Butt -
LMFAO. OH MY GOD. JOEY’S FREUD (!) PLAY. “Stand back, everyone! Incoming ego!shrapnel.” HAHAHAHAHAHA. Ahh! The first time we see Estelle!! Lol Ross fails at Magic Eye. Joey is a butt double HAHA. Chandler = “my eyes, MY EYES!!” PARALLEL WITH PHOEBE! NOTE TO SELF!

(7) The One With The Blackout -
LOL WHY DOES JOEY HAVE A FUCKING MENORAH.

I swear to god Ross just sang Closer To You - “every day I get a little bit closer to heerrr” MINI-FLAIL.

IT’S MR. HECKLES!!!

Ahh!!! Monica had a crush on Joey when he was moving in!! Oh no, my bad, it was actually just a “dent”.

CHANDLER IS CHOKING ON HIS GUM HOLY SHIT. HAHAHA.

(8) The One Where Nana Dies Twice -
SOMEONE IN CHANDLER’S OFFICE JUST SAID “QUESTION”, A LA DWIGHT.

ROSS FALLING IN THE GRAVE - I saw that in a video once and it’s always bugged me because I didn’t know what was going on. AWESOME.

(9) The One Where Underdog Gets Away -
OMG! GUNTHER ISN’T HERE, WHO IS THIS GUY?! WHERE IS GUNTHER? Ooooh yay I’ve seen this one before.

(10) The One With the Monkey -
“I’m sick of being a victim to this Dick Clark holiday!” AND OMG, PHOEBE’S SONGS ABOUT HER DEAD MOM. I’M DYING. Omg! Hank Azaria!

OMG MONICA’S NEW YEARS DRESS. SO CUTE. Lol no, Grace - Janice is totally a cuter version of Amy Winehouse. AND POOR RACHEL!! Getting beaten up by that blonde planet with a pocketbook! Or whatever lol. AND MARCEL HAS A NEW YEARS HAT ON. DEAD. OMG~ JOEY/CHANDLER KISS! LOL

(11) The One With Mrs. Bing -
I have never seen Weekend At Bernie’s :( OH MY GOD POOR CHANDLER. “I bought my son his first condoms” - “AND THEN HE BURST INTO FLAMES.” Omg if ross and chander’s mom do anything, I’d die. Really cute forshadowing of Ross/Rachel. OH MY GOD!!!!! ROSS IS KISSING CHANDLER’S MOM!!!

Rachel’s middle name is Karen.

OH MY GOD GOOSEBUMPS!!!! YOU GUYS DON’T EVEN KNOW. CHANDLER JUST SAID “MOTHERKISSER” AND THAT’S WHAT DEANNA ALWAYS SAID INSTEAD OF “MOTHERFUCKER” AND SHE’S OBSESSED WITH FRIENDS AND I TOTALLY DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT WAS FROM FRIENDS. I JUST THOUGHT SHE SAID “KISSER” BECAUSE IT COULD BE A CLEANER VERSION OF “FUCKER”. IDK IDK. BUT OH MY GOD GOOSEBUMPS.

(12) The One With The Dozen Lasagnas -
Paulo’s bod is kind of gross.

SDKLFJHSA THEY JUST GOT THE FOOSBALL TABLE. SDFKJLA. I HAVE SO MISSED OUT ON ALL OF THIS STUFF!! It’s kind of fun seeing the later seasons and knowing Janice and the foosball table and then going back here and finding out the first time they’re brought up. Because I already am attached to them so it makes me notice and be like “OMG THAT’S ______!!” and totally appreciate it.

(13) The One With The Boobies -
LMFAO. Chandler’s line about an open weave and still being able to see her boobs. AND LMAO “ROG”. It’d suck so hard to date a fucking shrink, dude. LOL Joey chopping garlic instead of crushing it.

(14) The One With the Candy Hearts -
Joey: “How do I look?”
Chandler: “Ummm *looks into face* I don’t CARE” - SO USING THAT IRL. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME HOW THEY LOOK.

JANICE?! JANICE!! OH. MY. GOD.

I NEED AN ANICON OF MONICA SAYING “I WIN! I WIN!” MOCKING HER EX BF.

“Oh, and Chandler? I cut you out of all my pictures, so, if you WANT, you can have a bag of just your heads… you could make them into puppets and use them in your theater of CRUELTY” - I NEED AN ICON OF THAT.

“CHAN & JAN 4EVER”. OH MY GOD.

OMG FUCK FUCK I WANT CAROL/ROSS RIGHT NOW. SO BAD.OMG!!! THEY’RE KISSING! THEY’RE KISSING!!!

(15) The One With The Stoned Guy -
“if I took this promotion it’d be like admitting that this is what I want to DO” - REMINDED ME OF JIM HALPERT.

IS THAT MELORA HARDIN?!?!?! *checks IMDB* OH MY FUCK, IT IS!!!! IT IS!!! SHE’S THE “TALK DIRTY TO ME” GIRL!!! SDKJFHAS FLJHSADFLJ KHASL FJKHA SFJHASFJ KHAS I WAS WATCHING HER AND DIDN’T RECOGNIZE HER IMMEDIATELY BC SHE DOES LOOK A LITTLE DIFFERENT AND I WAS LIKE “WHO DOES SHE LOOK LIKE WHO DOES SHE LOOK LIKE WHO DOES SHE REMIND ME OF RIGHT NOW?!... MELORA HARDIN. WAIT, OH MY GOD *IS* THAT HER?!?!?!” AND IT WAS. SDKFJ ASKJLFH ASLKJF HASLKJFHA ALSO, IN LOOKING ON IMDB, SHE WAS IN ONCE & AGAIN, TOO? I DID NOT KNOW THIS!!!! I don’t remember her at ALL so I’ll have to watch her ep. girlie_girl_23 & katernater (if you want it, of course - we were JUST talking about Melora and O&A! WEIRD.), do you have this? Have you seen this? Because I have it on DVD and could easily rip it for you.

“and then HE told ME I HARSHED his BUZZ.” - LMAO I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME.

(16 & 17) The One With Two Parts -
Lol WENUS. ANUS. IM SO 5.

YAY HELEN HUNT!!

Chandler and monica knitting!! Kjsfjsahfa.

GEORGE CLOONEY! AND THAT OTHER GUY FROM ER!

Lmao I have totally seen this one. BUT IT’S SO FUNNY WHEN MONICA AND RACHEL SHIT-TALK “THEMSELVES” - “Dad, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed!”

“You’ve never looked so beautiful”. PHOEBE/JOEY KISS!

(18) The One With All The Poker -
IVE SEEN THIS ONE BUT I FUCKING LOVE IT. COMPUPER SKILLS. JOINCIDENCE.

(19) The One Where The Monkey Gets Away -
New starting. And I’m pretty sure it was by someone different because it’s not as good. LOL. I’ve seen this one too.

I JUST DIED OF LOL AT THE SHOT OF THOSE HANDS PICKING UP MARCEL. LOL WATCH MARCEL’S ARM.

Ugh, fuck you Barry.

(20) The One With The Evil Orthodontist -
LOL RACHEL AND BARRY HAD SEX IN THE ORTHODONTIST CHAIR.

“Hell is FILLED with people like you” - Chandler. Note to self: icon.

(21) The One With The Fake Monica -
LOL MARCEL IS HUMPING EVERYTHING.
Mon: “Ross you’ve GOT to do sth about the humping”
Ross: “It’s just a phase…”
Chan: “That’s what we said about Joey” - LOFL.

ex0h. PHOEBE JUST DID YOUR “MADE OF AWESOME” ICON.

“GREAT. Why don’t I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare?” - Monica. LOLOL.

Question, probably for piss_and_ink or teh_maskmaid - Dead Poets’ Society. Was RSL the one who ended up killing himself?

Monica!!!! I love you for dancing at the end - “at least I’m doing it!” <3

LMAO PHOEBE WROTE MARCEL A POEM.

(22) The One With The Ick Factor -
“Is it for like, dinosaur emergencies? Like HELP, COME QUICK, THEY’RE STILL EXTINCT!” & poor Chandler, no one at work likes him.  I want to marry him. AHHAHA MONICA FUCKED A HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR. OMG CUTE Ross covering up Rachel with a blanket. And she’s HAVING A SEX DREAM ABOUT HIM!!!

(23) The One With The Birth-
I’ve seen this one like 10 times for some reason. IDEK how that happens when there were like 15 in here that I’ve never seen at all.

Chandler sleeping on Monica’s shoulder!

LMAO PHOEBE’S SONG.

“When we’re 40 if neither of us are married, what do you say we get together and have one?” - chander to monica. I AM SO DEAD.

”I…. I will ALWAYS have gum.” <3

(24) The One Where Rachel Finds Out-
Seen it. <3 & HAHAH fertility study. “You think I’m gonna tell the girl I like that I’m ALSO seeing a cup?!” I want to go to NY. These external shots are killing me. HOW CUTE IS ROSS, asking Mon to bring a picture of him over to Ben every once in awhile when he’s in China. AND I’ve always loved how Ross says “wanted”.

“I may only have a couple beers in me, but I love you, man.” - Joey, note to self.

OMG JOEY’S GIRLFRIEND IN THIS EPISODE IS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING. I don’t know why he’s even wanting to sleep with her to begin with. LIKE, LOL, why did they even pick her. LISA COULD HAVE HAD THIS ROLE. Lol you know what would have been sweet - if she was Joey’s girlfriend and she was a total nympho and even HE, Joey, sex machine, couldn’t keep up with her. I’d die.

CRUNCH BERRIES! They are eating Crunch Berries!

FUCK OH MY GOD. I FORGOT ALL ABOUT JULIE. :( :( :(

I SO TOTALLY WANTED TO GO TO BED MID-DISC3 BUT I WAS SO IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA OF WATCHING IT ALL IN ONE GO. SO I DID. AND NOW I'M TIRED FROM ALL THE LOL.

deanna, lj - katernater, lj - girlie_girl_23, lj - iwant_sprinkles, lj - ex0h, lisa edelstein, ep thoughts - friends, note to self, lj - teh_maskmaid, star - rsl, tv - friends, lj - just_schtupp, star - melora hardin, lj - piss_and_ink

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