Not enough time to write a real entry but plenty of time to do a stupid survey? this doesn't add up, but here it is anyway (i took out the stupid questions)
1.Did you cry today?
Yes! I planned a stupid activity to do in class and everything fell apart. We took a break and I went to the bathroom and got teary-eyed. It’s hard not to take boredom/confusion personally (cause it is your fault if you’re the teacher).
2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Waiting for the train to go to work. Holding a guitar, drinking apfelschorle and trying to read ‘guns, germs, and steel’ at the same time. I’m not quite sure how I feel about that book. Maybe stuff just happened the way it did because that’s how it happened.
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Playing soccer, apparently too aggressively
4. What happened to you in 1992?
I learned to read. A baby rabbit escaped its cage and fell into my open hand during naptime. I decided that I loved science (Thanks Mrs. Brownley)
6. Three words to explain why you last threw up:
Stress - Shit-filled toilet - Egypt
8. What was the last thing you bought?
A new guitar! (purchase of the year)

11. Where do you keep your money?
on my mind
13. Where did your last hug take place?
One of my students hugged me in the classroom because he knew I went to the bathroom and cried. So, at work.
14. Why did the chicken cross the road?
So he could say he’d been there (anyway, why not?)
16.Where do you want to go on your honeymoon?
Antarctica
17. What is something you can't live without?
solid friends
25. Do you make up your own words?
all the time. most people don’t understand.
29.Who was the last person to call you?
Philip (as always)
30. What’s the one thing you hate the most?
being lazy
31. Name something weird about yourself?
my brain
35. Where did you go today?
I went to class, to soccer, and to home (No! No! sag einfach ‘home’! ohne ‘to’!)
37. What is something you say a lot?
“It doesn’t really matter” or “I wanna go there!”
40. Do you have to work tomorrow?
every tomorrow
42. Who was the last person you said i love you to?
my mommy
43. What should you be doing right now?
Planning class for tomorrow (thinking of something not boring to do)
44. Do you have a nickname?
Abo
45. Are you a heavy sleeper?
very
47. What was the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
the trailer for Darjeeling Limited
48. Do you like anyone right now?
always
49. When was the last time you did the dishes?
10 min ago
50. Name someone who made you smile today:
My students having arguments (using comparatives and superlatives) over who was the hungriest, the sleepiest, and the latest in the class. Tomorrow we start the past tense “Where were you when…”
My life is English.