because i'm worthless with no motivation to do anything else.
and carrying on the GRSA poser tradition!! =) hehe.
If I were a month I would be: June. just because that's when the fireflies first start coming out.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday morning.
If I were a time of day I would be: saturday morning cause you wake up and realize you were stupid for waking up and can go back to sleep.
If I were a planet I would be: Venus? isn't that where we're from? no, really I like earth.
If I were a sea animal I would be: i don't do deep ocean, so prolly a crab, and bc i'm in a bad mood now.
If I were a direction I would be: East
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: soft red chaise lounge. bc it's a sexy peice of furniture
If I were a liquid I would be: a smoothie.
If I were a stone, I would be: a diamond, because when they come in the rough, there's better things inside.
If I were a tree, I would be: grapefruit. there was one in my grandma's backyard in AZ
If I were a bird, I would be: a pileated woodpecker. (my mom is a birder.)
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: daisy
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: thunder storm....mmmm power rush.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a french horn. very complicated, (there's something like SIXTY feet of tubing all coiled up in them.)
If I were an animal, I would be: a dog. bc my dogs love me and take care of me.
If I were a color, I would be: gray. bc there's never just black and white.
If I were an emotion, I would be: pissed. bc i am now.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: corn on the cob.
If I were a sound, I would be: singing at hte top of the lungs.
If I were an element, I would be: water, it can change forms easily
If I were a car, I would be: punchbuggy.
If I were a song, I would be: "baby got back" what else?!
If I were a book, I would be written by: a bitter girl.
If I were a food, I would be: my favorite chicken sandwich....mmmm
If I were a place, I would be: not here.
If I were a material, I would be: velvet.
If I were a taste, I would be: bittersweet.
If I were a scent, I would be: i don't know. i smell awful now from my softball game right now.
If I were a religion, I would be: UU (ye-ah clare!! all you babe)
If I were a body part I would be: mouth
If I were a facial expression I would be: sticking my tongue out
If I were a subject in school I would be: Am History
If I were a cartoon character I would be: a smurf
If I were a shape I would be: 3-D
If I were a number I would be: 14 (my jersey number)
If I were a month I would be: June. just because that's when the fireflies first start coming out.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday morning.
If I were a time of day I would be: saturday morning cause you wake up and realize you were stupid for waking up and can go back to sleep.
If I were a planet I would be: Venus? isn't that where we're from? no, really I like earth.
If I were a sea animal I would be: i don't do deep ocean, so prolly a crab, and bc i'm in a bad mood now.
If I were a direction I would be: East
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: soft red chaise lounge. bc it's a sexy peice of furniture
If I were a liquid I would be: a smoothie.
If I were a stone, I would be: a diamond, because when they come in the rough, there's better things inside.
If I were a tree, I would be: grapefruit. there was one in my grandma's backyard in AZ
If I were a bird, I would be: a pileated woodpecker. (my mom is a birder.)
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: daisy
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: thunder storm....mmmm power rush.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a french horn. very complicated, (there's something like SIXTY feet of tubing all coiled up in them.)
If I were an animal, I would be: a dog. bc my dogs love me and take care of me.
If I were a color, I would be: gray. bc there's never just black and white.
If I were an emotion, I would be: pissed. bc i am now.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: corn on the cob.
If I were a sound, I would be: singing at hte top of the lungs.
If I were an element, I would be: water, it can change forms easily
If I were a car, I would be: punchbuggy.
If I were a song, I would be: "baby got back" what else?!
If I were a book, I would be written by: a bitter girl.
If I were a food, I would be: my favorite chicken sandwich....mmmm
If I were a place, I would be: not here.
If I were a material, I would be: velvet.
If I were a taste, I would be: bittersweet.
If I were a scent, I would be: i don't know. i smell awful now from my softball game right now.
If I were a religion, I would be: UU (ye-ah clare!! all you babe)
If I were a body part I would be: mouth
If I were a facial expression I would be: sticking my tongue out
If I were a subject in school I would be: Am History
If I were a cartoon character I would be: a smurf
If I were a shape I would be: 3-D
If I were a number I would be: 14 (my jersey number)