Veet has this covered.

[liritarofrohan]

There's this church that I pass sometimes while driving, and it usually has an annoying slogan on a bulliten board or whatever outside. But this month, it really amused me. It reads as follows

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[veetvoojagig]

Hehehehe. Wet Nekkid Jesus is my valentine!

[liritarofrohan]

Exactly.

[veetvoojagig]

*Grins*

[delaese]

Make Jesus your Valentine? Oh barf.

[liritarofrohan]

I know.