Veet has this covered.

[liritarofrohan]

There's this church that I pass sometimes while driving, and it usually has an annoying slogan on a bulliten board or whatever outside. But this month, it really amused me. It reads as follows:

Make Jesus your Valentine
He won't say no.

And my mind autimatically supplies Jesus:HIC:Desmond:Feb 14's ep:Veet claiming she got Des for VDay. Or VD, which is Veet Disease, so whatever.